World Cup Day 11 - Group C & D Final Matchday

[shnsajax 3,592]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Wulaw Horn 19,343]

This is awesome.  Australia through. Poland through.  Mexico goes home.  What a day! 

Dos a Cero forever motherfuckers. 

[PittsburghTiger 6,253]

[Braff Zacklin 13,672]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHABBSB

Exact same response I had.

 

Still laughing, in fact. Guffawing, even.

[Macklemore 2,888]

6 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I don't know anyone that has 1a/1b USA and Mexico. One or the other and it's fuck Mexico 

Obviously USA #1 but if Mexico not playing USA root for them to win. Whatever, I  respect your fandom 

[Pimphand 6,096]

1 minute ago, Dutch said:

Mexico going out because of yellow cards would be ever so perfect for those cocksucking bitchass motherfuckers.

They are going out on goal differential now

[DanTheHorn 4,973]

Well you are who you are and Mexico has had breakdowns on defense that are head scratches for four years now and there is the last one for this cycle.

[kingkoopa6 8,483]

Haha wow 

[shnsajax 3,592]

Mexico getting a Red here in the last minute!

[PittsburghTiger 6,253]

That was a bit dirty Mexico

[Surly Bevo 25,542]

Night night.

Tri harder next time.

[Macklemore 2,888]

Vic Mackey going to fuck cholas to make them happy 

[ztejas 43,787]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Mexico would still go through if they score though.  GD would go back to level and they'd go up 1 on goals scored.

True. Didn't think about that. 

[alincoln 2,385]

FUCK MEXICO!!!!!  ADIOS PUTOS

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

Just now, shnsajax said:

Mexico getting a Red here in the last minute!

Never quit being shitheads.

[WBT 20,783]

And it's over.  No cuarto partido.

Edited November 30, 2022 by WBT

[mdmost 43,344]

[tokamak 6,495]

And that's all she wrote

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

That was fun

[The Maestro 764]

[Captain Ron 12,981]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

lol @JNip

I know where fight night is going to be tonight.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,921]

[UTexasFight 9,668]

And the two goals they got today borrowed from their 2026 quota so probably getting shutout in 4 years in their own backyard 

[Dutch 4,499]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No, they're going out because of that and giving up a goal in stoppage. 

Life comes at you fast; the KSA goal rolled in right after I hit submit. Oops.

Anyway.... time to enjoy the river of LLLLa Tri tears.  

[HenryJames 66,394]

 

[hookemATL 12,019]

Mexico’s 9/11

 

[shnsajax 3,592]

Damn that was fun!

[Braff Zacklin 13,672]

Gotta feel for El Tri fans here--they wouldn't be subjected to this heartache if only Lewandoski hadn't flubbed his PK in the opener.

[PittsburghTiger 6,253]

France v Poland in the next round. Napoleon marched through Poland in 1806, or 1807. 

[C-Man 27,417]

Anybody have a screengrab of the crying El Tri kid?

[Wulaw Horn 19,343]

Not quite a perfect day. This means we get Argentina/Australia in the quarters instead of Poland/Australia in the quarters, right?

Ah, I guess it will be fun to eliminate Messi in has last WC ever. 

[Pimphand 6,096]

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

And that's all she wrote

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

2 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Damn that was fun!

bUt sOccER iS bORInG!

[Captain Ron 12,981]

What was wild in the end is that Saudi goal was basically meaningless. Mexico needed 1 goal before they score (to be +1 on GD) and they needed 1 after they scored to be +1 on goals scored vs Poland (GD would have been the same).

[DanTheHorn 4,973]

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

That is about the right reaction you would get right now at Ojos Locos

[Captain Ron 12,981]

Still ...

 

 

[Macklemore 2,888]

7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I know where fight night is going to be tonight.

Count me as disappointed that he hasn’t  shown his face in these threads. Him and jerseyman (jizz in pants guy) were good for the lulz

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,853]

Damn.

Que brutal!

[RamjetFDO 10,604]

re: Mexico

 

... except I don't hate to see it.

[Napoleon 8,733]

I’m here for the Mexi Meltdown.

 

-sponsored by Taco Bueno

Edited November 30, 2022 by Napoleon

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,921]

What was wild in the end is that Saudi goal was basically meaningless. Mexico needed 1 goal before they score (to be +1 on GD) and they needed 1 after they scored to be +1 on goals scored vs Poland (GD would have been the same).

Ok is it goals differential -> goals scored-> fair play?

For future reference

[DanTheHorn 4,973]

Just now, Napoleon said:

I’m here for the Mexi Meltdown.

 

-sponsored by Taco Bueno

Another reason to hate Argentina they failed to score a goal on Mexico's behalf that was wide open toward the end of their game.😉

[SimonBolivar 10,963]

Just now, Napoleon said:

I’m here for the Mexi Meltdown.

 

-sponsored by Taco Bueno

There's this show on TasteTV (or something like that) where this dude travels around Mexico eating delicious food, but it happens to be sponsored by Costena so everytime he gets this authentic dish he's over there getting out a jar of Costena salsa for the camera to see and ruining it....hilarious.

[Captain Ron 12,981]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ok is it goals differential -> goals scored-> fair play?

For future reference

Full order is this:

1. Points obtained in all group matches:
   • Win: 3 points;
   • Draw: 1 point;
   • Loss: 0 points;
2. Goal difference in all group matches;
3. Number of goals scored in all group matches;
4. Points obtained in the matches played between the teams in question;
5. Goal difference in the matches played between the teams in question;
6. Number of goals scored in the matches played between the teams in question;
7. Fair play points in all group matches (only one deduction can be applied to a player in a single match):
   • Yellow card: −1 point;
   • Indirect red card (second yellow card): −3 points;
   • Direct red card: −4 points;
   • Yellow card and direct red card: −5 points;
8. Drawing of lots.

#4-6 are when 3 or more teams are tied

[Napoleon 8,733]

5 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Another reason to hate Argentina they failed to score a goal on Mexico's behalf that was wide open toward the end of their game.😉

Perhaps you’ve already forgotten about the shit PK attempt in the first half for Argentina. 
 

ALSO, if you are blaming Argentina, then it’s the 3rd time in the last 16 1/2 years that Argentina has knocked México out of the World Cup.

Edited November 30, 2022 by Napoleon

[tokamak 6,495]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Thanks a lot dude, now I'm going to spend the afternoon down a Texas Tornados YouTube rabbit hole. So fucking good.

[Deej 77,312]

[Macklemore 2,888]

I have a strong desire to fuck a Mexican girl right now. Lots of sad ones I’m sure they need my cock

[C-Man 27,417]

17 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

What was wild in the end is that Saudi goal was basically meaningless. Mexico needed 1 goal before they score (to be +1 on GD) and they needed 1 after they scored to be +1 on goals scored vs Poland (GD would have been the same).

Not entirely meaningless as the Saudi goal meant Poland got in ahead of Mexico off goal difference rather Fair Play. While it would've only been fitting to see Mexico eliminated for that kind of shit, it's probably better for the sport to have it done with something like GD.

[Orale 1,112]

What's the difference between a direct an indirect red card?