sir, before you chastise these two officers, i think there's something you should know

[henrygandorf 29197]

 

the supercop story, was working.

 

 

 

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[RPM 26363]

[threesheets 1677]

I'm from Buffalo. 

[Incredulity 11683]

Disturbing the peace?

I got thrown out of a window!

What's the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car?…jaywalking?

[Nicole44 22078]

“How can a black man, dressed like me just walk into your bonded section without any question what so ever.?” 

[RPM 26363]

[TrashMaster G 17630]

Don't be stupid.

[RPM 26363]

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop. 

I don't

[bschoolprof 6273]

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

 

It just dawned on me that Ron White lifted his act from Beverly Hills Cop.   Which, admittedly, was a better choice than Bill Engvall lifting his act from Old Yeller.

The supercop story is my favorite bit, so I won't quote any other lines.  I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop.  It is type of movie that has been displaced by Marvel type movies now, since superhero movies are essentially the "action comedy" genre for today's industry.   

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

[henrygandorf 29197]

8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

The supercop story is my favorite bit, so I won't quote any other lines.  I just miss movies like Beverly Hills Cop.  It is type of movie that has been displaced by Marvel type movies now, since superhero movies are essentially the "action comedy" genre for today's industry.   

the 80's had so many great action comedies that completely hold up today.  bhc2 is great.  running scared, midnight run, 48 hours, spies like us, and so forth.  you also have adventure movies with some laughs like indiana jones and the last crusade.  not sure how all these would get classified.

[TrashMaster G 17630]

6 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

Comedy is dead. Too many people existing to be offended.

[Bevo&Pevo 5223]

 

[Dewey 3296]

Best angry cop of all angry cops. RIP Gill Hill

https://youtu.be/TEX77SsKenU

 

[smuggs 9353]

[smuggs 9353]

Also this.

 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

21 hours ago, RPM said:

With a little lemon twist? 

[henrygandorf 29197]

favorite under the radar line (when leaving the jail cell):

“somebody eat it.”

[deadshank 24653]

Classic

[Kennythetiger 9482]

On 12/1/2022 at 12:04 PM, henrygandorf said:

the 80's had so many great action comedies that completely hold up today.  bhc2 is great.  running scared, midnight run, 48 hours, spies like us, and so forth.  

Doctor. 

[Augustus 3061]

You were lyin' your ass off!

[Rimbo 26157]

"Wow. You know it says here that by the time the average American is 50, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels."

"Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?"

"Well, you eat a lot of red meat."

[Guest]

On 12/1/2022 at 11:59 AM, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

It's because we as a society forgot how to laugh.

It's a bigger problem than most folks are willing to admit.

[Upgrayedd 5821]

Herpes simplex ten

[ohchaucer 1443]

Get the fuck outta here!
No I cannot because it’s serious!

[TrashMaster G 17630]

On 12/2/2022 at 6:47 PM, Kennythetiger said:

Doctor. 

Doctor.

[Augustus 3061]

On 12/3/2022 at 7:54 AM, slorch said:

It's because we as a society forgot how to laugh.

It's a bigger problem than most folks are willing to admit.

 

Oh it's a big problem alright.  And it's beyond any neuroses I've ever seen.

I saw there was apparently some outrage over the Drew Brees lightning commercial...........  as it was offensive to lightning strike survivors and families of those killed by lightning.

Additionally, a Venezuelan environmentalist plans to file a lawsuit, stating “It demonstrates a disinformation campaign about one of the most extraordinary meteorological phenomena on the planet, turned into advertising merchandise without any scruples,"

[Buzzrock 14949]

For those longing for movies like this, go watch The Nice Guys asap. It’s six years old now but it’s a hilarious buddy private investigator movie with Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. It’s the last good Shane Black movie. Very quotable.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

On 12/1/2022 at 11:59 AM, bschoolprof said:

Yep - hollywood doesn't make comedy movies anymore, even for streaming.  All the quotes threads we have are from movies from 15-40 years ago, and not just because we are old.  

 

I was about to say The Hangover, but then I remembered how old that movie is.

 

 

As for action-comedy, I thought Bullet Train wasn't too bad. I chuckled out loud a few times. I've also heard (but haven't yet seen) Violent Night brings a few lols.

 

[bschoolprof 6273]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was about to say The Hangover, but then I remembered how old that movie is.

 

 

 

That's the last good, hit comedy I remember.  Sad.  

[TrashMaster G 17630]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

For those longing for movies like this, go watch The Nice Guys asap. It’s six years old now but it’s a hilarious buddy private investigator movie with Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe. It’s the last good Shane Black movie. Very quotable.

Yep.  Underrated, for sure.

[Ignatius 4037]

Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow Club?

[Covri 6253]

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

That's the last good, hit comedy I remember.  Sad.  

21 and 22 Jump Street are both good and quotable 

[Augustus 3061]

Do you want me to call the IRS and have them come down here and crawl up your ass with a microscope?

[Rimbo 26157]

11 minutes ago, Augustus said:

Do you want me to call the IRS and have them come down here and crawl up your ass with a microscope?

I've seen them do it, it's NOT a pretty sight!