Utah v. USC - Pac 12 Title Game - 7P Fox

[Wally Pryor 5263]

Fuck Riley.

[Mach 1 1677]

I concur.  However - 

I had to watch the AL/AUB game with some family friends that are Bama fans, son graduated there, etc.  They spent an inordinate amount of time using an abacus to figure out just the right iteration to get them squeaked into the CFP.  I told them they were fucking high, just enjoy the win.  They chuckled and went right back to their ought and noughts, jumping in their cement pond.  The thing that irritated my inebriated mind was how they talked as if THEY FUCKING DESERVED TO BE IN.

I assume that's the case with most Bama fans, because ... because I want to and I'm sick of fucking Bama fans.

Therefore, I will be holding my nose and allow myself to pull for the fuckstick twins, Riley and Caleb.  

 

[ztejas 43548]

2 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

I concur.  However - 

I had to watch the AL/AUB game with some family friends that are Bama fans, son graduated there, etc.  They spent an inordinate amount of time using an abacus to figure out just the right iteration to get them squeaked into the CFP.  I told them they were fucking high, just enjoy the win.  They chuckled and went right back to their ought and noughts, jumping in their cement pond.  The thing that irritated my inebriated mind was how they talked as if THEY FUCKING DESERVED TO BE IN.

I assume that's the case with most Bama fans, because ... because I want to and I'm sick of fucking Bama fans.

Therefore, I will be holding my nose and allow myself to pull for the fuckstick twins, Riley and Caleb.  

 

So you're cheering for USC because you're afraid that Alabama might make the playoff?

You do realize that USC winning means that... USC makes the playoff. Correct?

[Mach 1 1677]

Yes.  Was that not clear?

[HRSchenker 2275]

A USC loss will make the Sooner nation very happy so I hope they roll the fuck out of Utah 

[4th&Five 41602]

1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Fuck Riley.

The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run. 

[ztejas 43548]

4 minutes ago, Mach 1 said:

Yes.  Was that not clear?

Alabama isn't making the playoff. I'm sorry you have dipshit relatives that believe that. 

[Mach 1 1677]

10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run. 

Most definitely. I was happy when this went down, but I've been having a hard time seeing them other than OU West when I watch their games.  Weird phenomena.

Edited December 3, 2022 by Mach 1

[Bevo&Pevo 5222]

Team Utah for the win and I'm talking about meatball sammiches.

Fingers crossed.

[Nicole44 22078]

Let’s go Utes and Rising! 
 

if Utah does win or is winning when does the network play Bad Moon Rising? 
let’s roll! 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

I have an acquaintance in a hospital in Utah and apparently the Utah fans are such douches they used to take up all the hospital parking lot so, rather than risk towing the wrong cars, the hospital shut down all but the ambulance entrance on game days. This greatly inconveniences visitors, so I have to go with USC on this one. 

[4th&Five 41602]

Urban on the pregame show basically saying buckeyes should be in if TCU loses because they have a better talent. Fuck this clown. 

[Nicole44 22078]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Urban on the pregame show basically saying buckeyes should be in if TCU loses because they have a better talent. Fuck this clown. 

Who hasn’t fucked that clown? 

[TexArcher 38078]

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

The guy fucked over ou and took their best talent with him. I’m not rooting for him but he may have helped us in the short term and the long run. 

Yeah, man.  I hated him at ou because he was really good, but then he gutted their program in a way that's gonna take years to fix, and he was kind of a prick about it.  I'm not exactly rooting for him, but I feel like we owe him a fruit basket or some proper brisket or something.  

[flatdawgs 1288]

Lamentably I must pull for USC here in the hopes UW gets the consolation Rose Bowl berth. 

I feel so dirty.

[Nicole44 22078]

I’ve got my Creedence ready for the Utah win…(allegedly)

[mdmost 43059]

Only for Utah to win so we don't have to play them in the Alamo. USC winning though is fine because it makes the Sooner heads explode and USC is going to go out like every Lincoln Riley team that doesn't play good enough defense to win. 

[Pam Cummings 9684]

Fuck Mormons, fuck OU, fuck teams benefitting from losses when they don't have to risk playing an extra game, so fuck OSU and Pervin' Liar as well 

[Nicole44 22078]

You look at USC over there and it’s not just about Lincoln Riley looking like one of those pissy seniors throwing shit down about the 9.95 plan…

[Nicole44 22078]

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Fuck Mormons, fuck OU, fuck teams benefitting from losses when they don't have to risk playing an extra game, so fuck OSU and Pervin' Liar as well 

Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5222]

here's a link

Puffer (stanford.edu)

[LTtxfan 49378]

48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Let’s go Utes and Rising!   if Utah does win or is winning when does the network play Bad Moon Rising?     let’s roll! 

Here yah go...

 

[Nicole44 22078]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Here yah go...

 

Fuck ya! 

[Topper13 3390]

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit. 

Ah, they're soft swingers.

[Nicole44 22078]

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Ah, they're soft swingers.

Flamingos and upside down pineapple people! Ask @DalTxHornFan he knows! And ankle bracelets! Swinger signals!!!

[ztejas 43548]

7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

here's a link

Puffer (stanford.edu)

Dude. Not cool. Keep puffer a secret. 

[Horn80 6135]

51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Who hasn’t fucked that clown? 

That explains why he’s so slimy

[rage-a-holic 4489]

Fuck USC. Cheating cocksuckers cost Vince the Heisman.

[Horn80 6135]

3 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

Fuck USC. Cheating cocksuckers cost Vince the Heisman.

Vince > 2 Heisman winners.  41-38

Edited December 3, 2022 by Horn80

[Topper13 3390]

Crazy looking stadium

[4th&Five 41602]

I went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game at Michigan and expected tailgating to suck because of the Mormon thing but the people there went hard. We hopped around from tailgate to tailgate and they just kept feeding us beers and shots. I got so hammered I had to leave at halftime and I’m not sure even now how I got back to the hotel. Flew from there to South Bend for the Texas game, which wasn’t as much fun but I may have been even drunker by the end. 

[pops 7007]

Can't believe the raiders didn't let them play on the grass and used unlv plastic. Raiders are home Sunday but still. 

[pops 7007]

41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Mormons are interesting. I have Mormon neighbors and they introduced themselves as saying, “We’re Mormons. But not like those Mormons.” It made me stop and think a bit. 

They were talking about byu. 

[Constant 6755]

I’m the worlds largest Ute tonight. 

[Nicole44 22078]

Caleb’s nails look cool.

[Horn80 6135]

Go Utah

[cabowabo 4514]

Hate tOSU, but fuck USC.  Go Utes. 

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game at Michigan and expected tailgating to suck because of the Mormon thing but the people there went hard. We hopped around from tailgate to tailgate and they just kept feeding us beers and shots. I got so hammered I had to leave at halftime and I’m not sure even now how I got back to the hotel. Flew from there to South Bend for the Texas game, which wasn’t as much fun but I may have been even drunker by the end. 

BYU = Mormons

Utah = Everyone else.

Knew a Utah alum who did her grad work at Texas. Could drink everyone under the table.

Edited December 3, 2022 by Herpa Derpa

[Bevo&Pevo 5222]

Let's just ahead and have a sc turnover with a UU recovery.

[pops 7007]

They did not call that in time. Probably big 12 refs. 

[Pam Cummings 9684]

Caleb Williams is just a special player. Not gonna let his team lose.

[pops 7007]

Too easy

[Topper13 3390]

nice play

[Constant 6755]

Caleb Williams: good at football. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Wow, receivers are allowed to adjust to balls?

[Wally Pryor 5263]

That's why Williams is the best player in the country. You can't defend what he just did.

[Zepol87 9195]

Damn I haven't watched many USC games this year but that looked good

Edited December 3, 2022 by Zepol87

[jettrink 40]

Caleb Williams-the best punter since Dickson!

[VinyVango 694]

Rising looks like uncle Rico

[Constant 6755]

Alex Grinch PTSD.