In the "This timeline/simulation is fucked up" vein...

[jw4381 3095]

So. I've got a fucked up one, y'all.

Wednesday, 11/20, noonish.

We left at 11:57 to travel to Albuquerque for a Doctor's appointment.

At 12:02 (according to the police report) this happened:

A small SUV was traveling north on Ledoux St; the driver punched the gas pedal thinking it was the brake, and panicked. The speed limit on Ledoux is 15 mph. She accelerated to a speed of 75 mph, launched through Ranchitos Road, and impacted our courtyard wall (consisting of 8x8" beams underneath stucco). The vehicle went through the wall, went airborne into an elm tree (which saved our house) and cleared (sort of) our western courtyard wall, landing in our driveway, where we always pause to back out of our driveway as it is blind to the right. Minutes later and we could have been squished.

We did not know about any the above at all while in Albuquerque.

We got back to our driveway about 5:40, after dark. Saw the damage, and really kind of freaked out. I called central dispatch pd, and they couldn't give me any info other than there was a 911 response, and the responding officer would call me in the morning.

Insurance bs pending. Driver had current insurance, so that's good. We'll get a new reworked front side of the property, so that's good.

But yeah, fuck this timeline.

 

 

 

[Hate 20146]

Is this the JW with the really hot wife that was in a couple of movies...or something like that?

 

[hookemATL 11911]

I hope you have 100% Leeroy Jenkins coverage. And some Supplemental Vehicle Yeet instance as well. 
 

75 mph?  Please tell me there is some video of the incident. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16030]

It is the same JW, so we need pics of the wife standing in front of the damage. 

[RPM 26356]

It's easy to get gas and brakes mixed up. One is skinny and vertical, the other is fat and horizontal. Practically identical.

[UTGrad98 2282]

The glitch must have affected more than just you. Came home tonight to a 2 car wreck literally 1 house away from me. Sirens cops fire dept everywhere. We live in a quiet flower mound neighborhood.  1 car totaled. One car upside down.  7pm. Still trying to figure out the physics on how that could have happened. Not even on a corner. 

[Telegraph_it 3359]

Was the SUV an Aztec? 

[956 Worldwide 34787]

I don’t see how you get up to 75 in a residential neighborhood by “mixing up the gas and brake” unless you’re seriously impaired. 

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

I mean if you want to put it in perspective, a little girl went missing Wednesday and they found her body about 4 miles from my front gate last night. And then this morning one of my coworkers informed us he won’t be at work on Monday because his 33 year old wife was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer on Thursday and they have an oncologist appointment.

[Bevo&Pevo 5221]

Life more about timing and attitude than anything else.

[RPM 26356]

2 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Was the SUV an Aztec? 

Did you find an extra large pizza on the roof?

[Neonmoon 38130]

Pics of damage?

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

Reason to have security cameras right there, just for entertainment purposes.

[MAUFRAIS 6638]

Wife in ‘80s era workout attire, please.

[RPM 26356]

39 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Reason to have security cameras right there, just for entertainment purposes.

and profit

[jw4381 3095]

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I mean if you want to put it in perspective, a little girl went missing Wednesday and they found her body about 4 miles from my front gate last night. And then this morning one of my coworkers informed us he won’t be at work on Monday because his 33 year old wife was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer on Thursday and they have an oncologist appointment.

Gotdamn 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I don’t see how you get up to 75 in a residential neighborhood by “mixing up the gas and brake” unless you’re seriously impaired. 

I don’t see how either. 

[jw4381 3095]

 

 

 

[KYHorn 17194]

Dang man, that looks really rough. Do you want to borrow a leaf blower?

[jw4381 3095]

Additional casualties were four maturish piñon pine trees. 

[Pato del Muerto 52608]

You should compare stories of your week with Jon kitna. 

[hookemATL 11911]

27 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

Additional casualties were four maturish piñon pine trees. 

Oh god. Oh my god. I am so so sorry. 

[Beau Vine 54445]

16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I don’t see how you get up to 75 in a residential neighborhood by “mixing up the gas and brake” unless you’re seriously impaired. 

You missed this:

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[Bevo 13601]

You guys think you have it so bad. Some dude I know forgot to lock the door and some fuckstick stole his bag of whataburger food out of his truck today while he was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

[Trey3216 15366]

11 hours ago, Bevo said:

You guys think you have it so bad. Some dude I know forgot to lock the door and some fuckstick stole his bag of whataburger food out of his truck today while he was inside a store for about 5 minutes. Sad times we are living in. People are desperate 

Poor sap bought Whataburger before going to the Dollar Gentral.   He got what he deserved 

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

What about the Creedence?

[Armybrat 40918]

On 12/3/2022 at 2:35 AM, RPM said:

It's easy to get gas and brakes mixed up. One is skinny and vertical, the other is fat and horizontal. Practically identical.

My grandma did that twice… first time she drove her Model T Ford through the back of their garage - second time backed her 1958 Oldsmobile into a Kansas City taxicab.

[George 493]

 

Pic from the back seat of the car. 

[Incredulity 11683]

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