WC Day 1 ( 5 Russia 0 Saudi Arabia) full time

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wow,  kinda surprised that wasnt a called penalty

RIP ref.

[InkaUtexas 26172]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

is the average saudi height 5'5"?

by a nose. 

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

wtf was the russian doing?

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

holy shit, that looked like 13 year old playing soccer-    free easy goal for russia

[mdmost 43056]

Russian going Crimea on the Saudis now. 

[SimonBolivar 10960]

8 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

FYI, the Telemundo stream pops right up with no sign in.

http://stream.telemundodeportes.com/rusia-vs-arabia-saudi-en-vivo-copa-mundial-fifa-rusia-2018-single-cam

Damn that's good to know.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wtf was the russian doing?

scoring a goal

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Game, Vodka blouses. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

You really can't beat the "gggoooooooaaaallll" from the spanish announcers.  Follwed by a "no bueno." LMAO

[hayden_horn 11365]

That looked like me playing fifa 18 on semi pro

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

scoring a goal

yeah, 2 mins later.    it was almost identical.  sitting around and waiting to take your shot.  I still have memories of my coach screaming in my ear that you never get a half second to take a shot.  ONE TIME IT.   You never get the chance to stand still and rear back to kick it...... unless you are playing Saudis I guess

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

yeah, 2 mins later.    it was almost identical.  sitting around and waiting to take your shot.  I still have memories of my coach screaming in my ear that you never get a half second to take a shot.  ONE TIME IT.   You never get the chance to stand still and rear back to kick it...... unless you are playing Saudis I guess

that was the joke, lulz...I knew what you were referring to. He just happened to score right after that

[DanTheHorn 4966]

Crappy pass and he still scores. Saudi not playing well or they are paid off very well.

[SimonBolivar 10960]

Remember guys the World Cup starts in less than 24 hours.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

oh shit.  I have a bad feeling that I am going to come to despise that VW commercial here in the next 30 days.

and god dammit, if you are gonna have a Brazillian chick tell us to root for Brazil.... put her in a damn bikini

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

and McDonalds is just flat trolling Americans, and 95% of them dont know it.

"what's tomorrow's breakfast game?"

"Does it matter?"

 

Got Damn thats a straight kick in the balls, the US isnt there, so watch anyway and have no fucking idea what you are watching....

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Holy shit that is fucking GOLD

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

both these teams are bad, but yeesh, Saudi Arabia sucks

[InkaUtexas 26172]

Russians only had to pay off one person, the Saudi keeper

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

goal russia

[Goo Punch 4275]

This is an ass kicking.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

2 out of 3 russian subs scored today

Edited June 14, 2018 by AUS-97HORN

[Jograves 357]

Is there any way Uruguay doesn't win this group?

[MoJames 8256]

Goals

https://streamja.com/05oa  1-0 Russia

https://streamja.com/aXGW 2-0 Russia

 

Edited June 14, 2018 by MoJames

[MoJames 8256]

https://streamja.com/OBX7 3-0 Russia

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

that was a really stupid yellow card that 17 on russia got for himself.   6 mins left in the game and up by three.... and you pull a guy down?

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

HELL of agoal that time

[Goo Punch 4275]

That trivela was seeeexxxyyy

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Wasn't he off on the pass?

[Goo Punch 4275]

Quaresma way your heart out.

[Cameltoe 114]

Es golaso, no?

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

 5 goals

[Goo Punch 4275]

Wow. dram start for Russia.

[mdmost 43056]

The Prince is like, "don't care, am rich". 

[HenryJames 66188]

This is stupid and I hate all of you.

[TornACL 7724]

Saudi Arabia seems like it sucks

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Well, shit.  I didn't want Russia to be +5 on GD after today.

[TornACL 7724]

20 minutes ago, Jograves said:

Is there any way Uruguay doesn't win this group?

My dream scenario is that Luis Suarez bites a Russian player during their match, is given a red card, and then is shot to death in the streets.

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

those last 2 were really solid kicks.

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

The World Cup is really going to expand to 48 teams? Barf

[shnsajax 3592]

In 2014 Cameroon was the worst at a -8 GD

2010 North Korea at -11

2006 Serbia and Montenegro at -8

2002 Saudi Arabia at -12

1998 South Korea at -7

1994 Greece at -10

1990 UAE at -9

I think this Saudi team has a chance to go down in history. 

[CurlyDumps 4485]

Saudi Arabia was fucking putrid.  That 2nd half was an abomination.

[MoJames 8256]

https://streamja.com/aXG9 4-0

https://streamja.com/ooGn 5-0

[Bottlecap 1523]

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

[HenryJames 66188]

20 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Saudi Arabia was fucking putrid.  That 2nd half was an abomination.

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

20 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

You must be new to FIFA. Russia gets thru or bank accounts get emptied. 

[kingkoopa6 8378]

 

[Napoleon 8700]

5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Seriously, need a gif of that Putin shrug and handshake. He just won 100 Saudi women boys.

FIFY

[Napoleon 8700]

4 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

this doesn't seem like a good result for Egypt, who i'm low-key rooting for bc of Salah, but also because FUCK RUSSIA GETTING THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUTS

As long as Salah is good to go by game 2, Egypt should be fine. (And I have no idea how good Egypt is, other than it is difficult to qualify out of Africa.)

Uruguay & Egypt should said through both of these teams. Russia is old as the hills and will crater in game 3 and maybe in game 2 as well. Either way, Uruguay should crush both of these teams and Salah should go all Barcelona Messi on these slow guys.