USMNT 2023

[Napoleon 8596]

1) I like Aiden Morris, but that high kick was regarded.

2) I don’t care how many players Jamaica has in the Premier League, they are talentless and suck ass with the ball. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Aidan Morris another scrub that shouldn't be on the pitch. 

Literally led to both of Jamaica's goal scoring chances. Fuck this MLS dingleberry.

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

Not one of these current field players makes the  2026 squad.  So why are we playing most of these guys?

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Not one of these current field players makes the  2026 squad.  So why are we playing most of these guys?

Because none of our Euro guys are available. 

[TexasMan 10785]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Not one of these current field players makes the  2026 squad.  So why are we playing most of these guys?

You damn well know gerggg is picking Jordan Morris and Yedlin. 

[Bottlecap 1519]

would have been cool to treat this like the U23 olympic tournament and build that team

[ztejas 43244]

Where is Acosta, though? Injured?

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

So is LDLT gassed out from the season? I know he got some minutes in Nations League, but this lineup right now needs a genuinely creative 8. Sonora is not it.

 

And, yeah, the Ferreira as a No.9 has been beat to death but ... he should be on the wing or not in at all.

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Because none of our Euro guys are available. 

They weren’t released?  Guys like Tillman should have been available but whatever.  This isn’t even a B team.  

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

red in the prem

nothing here

[Ted Lange 15991]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Where is Acosta, though? Injured?

Injured 

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

They weren’t released?  Guys like Tillman should have been available but whatever.  This isn’t even a B team.  

Tillman is injured 

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

So is LDLT gassed out from the season? I know he got some minutes in Nations League, but this lineup right now needs a genuinely creative 8. Sonora is not it.

 

And, yeah, the Ferreira as a No.9 has been beat to death but ... he should be on the wing or not in at all.

Luca plays in La Liga.

[A-Tex Devil 2444]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You damn well know gerggg is picking Jordan Morris and Yedlin. 

I like both those guys and what they’ve done but they shouldn’t be taking national team minutes anymore.  

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Just now, ztejas said:

Luca plays in La Liga.

Indeed. And they just finished this thing called a season, which is why I asked if he was gassed out from the season.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

You damn well know gerggg is picking Jordan Morris and Yedlin. 

for what tournament?

and there's a yellow

not

[ztejas 43244]

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

They weren’t released?  Guys like Tillman should have been available but whatever.  This isn’t even a B team.  

Two tournaments in one window is a big commitment. Jamaica didn't play nations league. 

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

for what tournament?

[Bottlecap 1519]

I seriously cannot believe ferrera wears the 9. i know our 9 isn't sacred but thats fucking embarrassing. give him 43 or something.

Edited June 25, 2023 by Bottlecap

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Just now, ztejas said:

Two tournaments in one window is a big commitment. Jamaica didn't play nations league. 

LDLT played a total of 60 minutes. Turner "played" 180.

[Bottlecap 1519]

Second time they've arm barred FArrera wo a call

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

LDLT played a total of 60 minutes. Turner "played" 180.

It's about time on the schedule. Not in game minutes. 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

pathetic morris

[Bottlecap 1519]

Cowell finishes that

[WBT 20397]

lol Jordan Morris

[TexasMan 10785]

JFC Jordan you have to bury that 

[Ted Lange 15991]

Jordan Morris is diarrhea  

[Knoxtnhorn 5928]

This is.  Something.

At the 20 min mark, I completely forgot Ferriera was playing.  I had no idea who the 2nd (or 3rd) guy up top was.

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Just now, ztejas said:

It's about time on the schedule. Not in game minutes. 

Three straight posts proof that you a) don't read and b) don't know what you're talking about.

Probably past due.

 

[pacman 7309]

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

10 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

They weren’t released?  Guys like Tillman should have been available but whatever.  This isn’t even a B team.  

most important post of the 1st half

we play in this useless tournament

we don't play to win

we don't require enforcement of the rule of law or the basics of western civilization in mexico games

and worst of all we bring C-sides but don't use the opportunity (@bottlecap) to build U-23 or extend U-20 sides which could be supplemented at key positions

in 2009 we brought a C- side and one of the all time bottom 5 worst disasters against tri happened in the semis and we earned every minute of it because our fed are greedy grafting pussies

[Napoleon 8596]

12 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

They weren’t released?  Guys like Tillman should have been available but whatever.  This isn’t even a B team.  

This is our federation’s cup. They have to be released if we want them. 

That said, our coaches work with the players and their teams so that the players don’t come up with bullshit injuries before international windows in the future. 

Cowell totally chips Blake and Cowell isn’t a generational talent or anything like that. 

Ferreira still isn’t a 9. Fortunately we wasted yet another half to be reminded of that.  

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Just now, Napoleon said:

Ferreira still isn’t a 9. Fortunately we wasted yet another half to be reminded of that.  

And it's not like you're saying Jesus is total shit and doesn't have a place. He does. It's just not as a striker.

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

This is our federation’s cup. They have to be released if we want them. 

That said, our coaches work with the players and their teams so that the players don’t come up with bullshit injuries before international windows in the future.

 

The consensus understanding across europe is that we won't expose US assets to the bitchassedness and stupidity of this tournament.  You go get a Brooks for a tournament like this as it's a one-off with special circumstances.   Trusty - you would think he would be a natural for this roster, but he's not here because Arsenal said no fucking wai - not in THAT "tournament".

[Ted Lange 15991]

Hopefully Djorde and Cowell get subbed on.   Sounds like Miles Robinson will be ready for the knockout rounds. 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

7 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Ferreira still isn’t a 9. Fortunately we wasted yet another half to be reminded of that.  

there is a delusion that US mls nines can instantly move up

see: twellman, taylor

[ztejas 43244]

I might have played Miles in the first half and taken him off for the 2nd.

But what do I know. 

Cowell, please.

[Bottlecap 1519]

Long gets subbed at half hopefully for the last time. CB subbed at half is a monumental embarrassment. Please let this be his final ever minutes for the Nats

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

LoL @ Sonora

[ztejas 43244]

Jesus this guy is laughably fucking bad. He's giving Long and Miazga a run for their money at being our worst player tonight. 

[TexasMan 10785]

Holy fucking shit Sonora 

[Bottlecap 1519]

Good god this is not a national team. Just don't field a team at all if you're gonna do this shit USSF

[ztejas 43244]

Just now, Bottlecap said:

Good god this is not a national team. Just don't field a team at all if you're gonna do this shit USSF

I mean we have actual players on this roster, though. We could have these be somewhat productive matches. 

Sonora must have naked pictures of someone's wife on his phone. I'd rather Roldan be out there. 

[shnsajax 3589]

This team is almost an entire collection of players I don’t ever want to see on the National Team all playing at the same time on the National Team.

[Ted Lange 15991]

 

[Napoleon 8596]

Listening to the Univision announcer saying:

”No, no, no, no, no…”

After Soñora panicked and then tried to hit it with his (MUCH) weaker foot (his right) after his defender had fallen to the ground. 

The guy was on the fucking ground, but he is so in his head over Jamaica’s speed that he tried to one-time the ball from distance with his shitty foot when his defender was on the ground…

”No, no, no, no, no…”

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I gave the LOL rep cuz I assumed this is a joke.

 

It is, right?

 

Riiiight?

[Napoleon 8596]

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there is a delusion that US mls nines can instantly move up

see: twellman, taylor

 

Ferreira doesn’t play the #9 for Dallas. 

He just had a nice entry pass from 30 yards about 3 minutes ago. He is very good at the #10. He should have come in for Mihailovic at the 70’ mark, but Gregg meddled now that he was hired. 
 

FUCK GREGG!!!!

😡😡😡😡

[ztejas 43244]

Damn. Nice throw. Yedlin has actually been pretty good tonight. 

[Hagbard Celine 10734]

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

this is a troll, right?

[Bottlecap 1519]

Lil farrera in the box waving his hand to yeddy holding the ball on the wing with like a 6'5" dude next to him lol. looks like that meme with the little white girl and all those black dudes.

Zendejas is quality