USMNT 2023

[ztejas 43244]

Amazing pass from Reynolds* and nice run by Busio*.

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Meeee-hai!

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Djordje Pordje, shooting high.

[TrashMaster G 17379]

That was pretty

[Captain Ron 12789]

HOLY SHIT!!! That was epic!!

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Holy crap. That was a rocket!

[ztejas 43244]

Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

CRACKING shot.

Shades of Feilhaber. Similar location and distance, just a worm burner instead of a laser volley.

[Bottlecap 1519]

Oh my GAWD

[TrashMaster G 17379]

BOOM!

[Captain Ron 12789]

JESUS!!!

[TrashMaster G 17379]

Name your score tonight???

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Hay-zoos!

[Napoleon 8596]

Yedlin would have scored at the 10’ mark. 
 

…and now Ferreira!

FC Dallas Academy 2

San Cristobal 0

16’ 

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Very nicely taken from Jesus. Still no apologies cuz he's not a striker.

[Captain Ron 12789]

St. Kitts



& Nevis

 

[TexasMan 10785]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Name your score tonight???

[Zepol87 9163]

Beautiful 

[Bottlecap 1519]

I really want Zendejas and Cowell to score. My favorites of the C team 

[Captain Ron 12789]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

[Trey3216 15325]

Parlayed Rangers/Tigers over 9.5 and USA -4.  Pour it on gents!!!!!

[Captain Ron 12789]

Jesus almost with a second.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

NOICE

[Napoleon 8596]

Miazga almost got the assist there…

…for St. Kitts. 
 

And nice touches by Ferreira again. Jesús does do well in MLS and I guess that St. Kitts is very MLS-y.

[ztejas 43244]

Ferreira against Sunday-league international teams.

[Captain Ron 12789]

That looked like handball to me. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Haaaaay-zoos x2!

[ztejas 43244]

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

Antonio is going to hang like 12 on them by himself. 

[Captain Ron 12789]

The dirty Jesus

[Zepol87 9163]

Close your legs girl

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Lol

[TexasMan 10785]

Oh Archie 

[TrashMaster G 17379]

Nutmeg!

[RamjetFDO 10554]

The dirty Jesus

Close your legs girl

Meg City.

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Our idiot coaches/managers will point to these Ferreira goals as proof he's a striker, but he's not playing as a target right now, i.e., they aren't crossing balls into the box in hopes his midget-ass will rise up and get his head on them.

Instead, he's running onto thru balls and diagonal passes. Which is fine. He's more than capable of that. But he's not a target man, and it's absurd that USMNT brass keep rolling him out as such.

[Bottlecap 1519]

Lol Ferreira cooking against this island nation. Chill bro

[Napoleon 8596]

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

[ztejas 43244]

Sean John in goal has been the difference tonight. 

[ztejas 43244]

Not that it really matters but Cowell has been bad so far. Kid is still pretty green. 

[TexasMan 10785]

Cowell hasn't been great so far. Bad first touches. Bad passing. 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

In the face!

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

I've enjoyed Neal's play overall, including him coming on for Aaron Long versus Jamaica. He's promising.

And that thru ball was delicious ... right up to the point when Djordje overtoed the chip wide right.

[ztejas 43244]

Jones chill out. That guy has to wake up at 5:30 to go hang sheetrock. 

[Ted Lange 15991]

Cowell isn’t made for bunker breaking, he’s built for counters where he can use his speed. 

[Braff Zacklin 13399]

Hope the USMNT can stay aggressive and maintain intensity. In terms of population, this is basically the entire United States versus San Marcos, so at least eight goals should be the objective. Ten would be better. Fuck their feelings.

[ztejas 43244]

Hatty.

Now put in BV.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Give Hay-zoos a hat.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Hat man 

[shnsajax 3589]

Djordje Pordje, shooting high.

One of the guys I’m wanting to watch the next three years. And send Cowell over to Alkmaar too!

[ztejas 43244]

Also - how in the fuck did we start Sonora over Djordje against the one team in our group with a pulse. Complete idiocy. 

I mean seriously how does this guy even get called up? What is he supposed to be good at?

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas