USMNT 2023

[ztejas 44267]

Amazing pass from Reynolds* and nice run by Busio*.

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Meeee-hai!

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Djordje Pordje, shooting high.

[TrashMaster G 18127]

That was pretty

[Captain Ron 13133]

HOLY SHIT!!! That was epic!!

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Holy crap. That was a rocket!

[ztejas 44267]

Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

CRACKING shot.

Shades of Feilhaber. Similar location and distance, just a worm burner instead of a laser volley.

[Bottlecap 1523]

Oh my GAWD

[TrashMaster G 18127]

BOOM!

[Captain Ron 13133]

JESUS!!!

[TrashMaster G 18127]

Name your score tonight???

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Hay-zoos!

[Napoleon 8852]

Yedlin would have scored at the 10’ mark. 
 

…and now Ferreira!

FC Dallas Academy 2

San Cristobal 0

16’ 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Very nicely taken from Jesus. Still no apologies cuz he's not a striker.

[Captain Ron 13133]

St. Kitts



& Nevis

 

[TexasMan 11464]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Name your score tonight???

[Zepol87 9343]

Beautiful 

[Bottlecap 1523]

I really want Zendejas and Cowell to score. My favorites of the C team 

[Captain Ron 13133]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah these guys are really fucking bad. We could hang 10.

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

[Trey3216 15452]

Parlayed Rangers/Tigers over 9.5 and USA -4.  Pour it on gents!!!!!

[Captain Ron 13133]

Jesus almost with a second.

[kingkoopa6 8723]

NOICE

[Napoleon 8852]

Miazga almost got the assist there…

…for St. Kitts. 
 

And nice touches by Ferreira again. Jesús does do well in MLS and I guess that St. Kitts is very MLS-y.

[ztejas 44267]

Ferreira against Sunday-league international teams.

[Captain Ron 13133]

That looked like handball to me. 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Haaaaay-zoos x2!

[ztejas 44267]

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Given that GD is going to be important, we SHOULD

Antonio is going to hang like 12 on them by himself. 

[Captain Ron 13133]

The dirty Jesus

[Zepol87 9343]

Close your legs girl

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Lol

[TexasMan 11464]

Oh Archie 

[TrashMaster G 18127]

Nutmeg!

[RamjetFDO 10655]

The dirty Jesus

Close your legs girl

Meg City.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Our idiot coaches/managers will point to these Ferreira goals as proof he's a striker, but he's not playing as a target right now, i.e., they aren't crossing balls into the box in hopes his midget-ass will rise up and get his head on them.

Instead, he's running onto thru balls and diagonal passes. Which is fine. He's more than capable of that. But he's not a target man, and it's absurd that USMNT brass keep rolling him out as such.

[Bottlecap 1523]

Lol Ferreira cooking against this island nation. Chill bro

[Napoleon 8852]

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

[ztejas 44267]

Sean John in goal has been the difference tonight. 

[ztejas 44267]

Not that it really matters but Cowell has been bad so far. Kid is still pretty green. 

[TexasMan 11464]

Cowell hasn't been great so far. Bad first touches. Bad passing. 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

In the face!

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I liked Jalen Neal’s pass into space to break an AM 1-v-1 on goal. That was Pirlo vision. From a CB.

I've enjoyed Neal's play overall, including him coming on for Aaron Long versus Jamaica. He's promising.

And that thru ball was delicious ... right up to the point when Djordje overtoed the chip wide right.

[ztejas 44267]

Jones chill out. That guy has to wake up at 5:30 to go hang sheetrock. 

[Ted Lange 16433]

Cowell isn’t made for bunker breaking, he’s built for counters where he can use his speed. 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Hope the USMNT can stay aggressive and maintain intensity. In terms of population, this is basically the entire United States versus San Marcos, so at least eight goals should be the objective. Ten would be better. Fuck their feelings.

[ztejas 44267]

Hatty.

Now put in BV.

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Give Hay-zoos a hat.

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Hat man 

[shnsajax 3607]

Djordje Pordje, shooting high.

One of the guys I’m wanting to watch the next three years. And send Cowell over to Alkmaar too!

[ztejas 44267]

Also - how in the fuck did we start Sonora over Djordje against the one team in our group with a pulse. Complete idiocy. 

I mean seriously how does this guy even get called up? What is he supposed to be good at?

Edited June 29, 2023 by ztejas