USMNT 2023

[TexasMan 10,915]

Sonora picking up where he left off on Saturday 

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

That was a shockingly terrible first touch. Like, I think even Zardes would've handled that better. Holy shit, I cannot get over how bad that was.

#fuckyousonora

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

Sonora derping up where he left off on Saturday 

Fify

[Trey3216 15,347]

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

That was a shockingly terrible first touch. Like, I think even Zardes would've handled that better. Holy shit, I cannot get over how bad that was.

#fuckyousonora

Was coming here to say Zardes and Wondo would’ve handled that better than Sonora’s Death Row 

[ztejas 43,476]

This goalie has taken some shots tonight. Poor guy. 

[Napoleon 8,689]

That was so similar to Thierry Henry’s goal against Brazil in the 2006 World Cup. Almost exactly, but he didn’t score. 
 

 

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

Scott Sterling in goal for St. Kitts.

[ztejas 43,476]

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Scott Sterling in goal for St. Kitts.
 

My friend texted me Scott Sterling hahaha

[Ted Lange 16,110]

St Kitts will be elimated when they play Jamaica.   T&T will still be alive vs us, granted they will need a win.  They are gonna play 14 behind the ball until we score.   US currently up 2 in GD, feel like we need to end up 4 if not 5 after this game 

[Napoleon 8,689]

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

That was so similar to Thierry Henry’s goal against Brazil in the 2006 World Cup. Almost exactly, but he didn’t score. 
 

 

And if it helps to have Coldplay serenading you as you watch it…

 

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

Lulz at Berhalter reportedly describing Roldan as "his ace in the hole."

[ztejas 43,476]

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

St Kitts will be elimated when they play Jamaica.   T&T will still be alive vs us, granted they will need a win.  They are gonna play 14 behind the ball until we score.   US currently up 2 in GD, feel like we need to end up 4 if not 5 after this game 

I think we need 2 more goals tonight. 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

who is Sonora ?

that was ass 

[Ted Lange 16,110]

Damn, Vasquez needed to bury that 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Come on cv. That’s gotta be on target 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

 

Lol Sonora again 

Edited June 29, 2023 by kingkoopa6

[TexasMan 10,915]

Fire Sonora into the sun 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

This is dumb. I wish we would pull an Australia and join CONMEBOL, but it'll never happen with expanded WC pretty much locking us in forever automatically.

[ztejas 43,476]

What y'all can't see are the intangibles that Sonora brings to the pitch and the locker room.

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Zendejas playing hero ball

[TexasMan 10,915]

What the hell Zendejas 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Gooollllll

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

Meeeee-hai!

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Rodan > Sonora 

[TexasMan 10,915]

That's more like it 

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Fire Sonora into the sun 

Can't judge too much against an opponent like this, especially the good individual performances. But when one player looks this bad in a short amount of time against a side this poor ... it doesn't bode well for his future.

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

Need the extra point now.

[shnsajax 3,591]

Sonora looks too much like Ben Shapiro for me to ever take seriously.

[ztejas 43,476]

Still feel like we need another one. I'm not sure we beat TNT by 3 goals - granted I'm not sure Jamaica hangs 6 on this team - but they easily can. 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Girls with black choker chains are the Hoest of hoes. Me likey 

[TrashMaster G 17,564]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Zendejas playing hero ball

Is that code for playing like an idiot?

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Yes. Mofo trying to make ESPN top 10. Instead of finding the open runner with a one on one 

[TrashMaster G 17,564]

Does Zendejas think he's a fucking placekicker?

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Yes. Mofo trying to make ESPN top 10. Instead of finding the open runner with a one on one 

For example, Roldan laying off a potentially good shot so Djordje could get his brace.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Does Zendejas think he's a fucking placekicker?

Son of Tony?

[Brisketexan 105,156]

Damn….he just took that to the nuts…HARD.

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Hahhahahhahaha nooooooooo

[TrashMaster G 17,564]

They need a stretcher for his balls.

Ouchtown - population you, bro.

[The Dog 44,063]

ouch

[RamjetFDO 10,577]

They need a stretcher for his balls.
Ouchtown - population you, bro.

[TrashMaster G 17,564]

Goddammit, Zandejas

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

Zendejas seems a might selfish.

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

Sonora to zendejas would have shut me up. That was nice from Sonora 

[Napoleon 8,689]

20 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

who is Sonora ?

that was ass 

Alan Soñora is the son of former Dallas Burn Argentine player, Diego Soñora.

Alan and his brother, Joel (pronounced “Joe L.”), were born in the USA while their dad played for 2 or 3 MLS teams, but grew up in Argentina.

Alan is left footed, at best, and has shown why he shouldn’t play anymore for the USMNT. 

[kingkoopa6 8,369]

[Braff Zacklin 13,619]

 

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Alan Soñora is the son of former Dallas Burn Argentine player, Diego Soñora.

Alan and his brother, Joel (pronounced “Joe L.”), were born in the USA while their dad played for 2 or 3 MLS teams, but grew up in Argentina.

Alan is left footed, at best, and has shown why he shouldn’t play anymore for the USMNT. 

LoL @ "left footed, at best ... "

 

So much shade. Subtle, subtle shade. Well done.

Edited June 29, 2023 by Braff Zacklin

[Napoleon 8,689]

I want to know how many shots Zendejas had and how many of them were actually on goal. 

I was hoping for quality from him, but he played like a 16 year-old. I think that he is 25. That’s not good. 

[Ted Lange 16,110]

Not a good showing from Vasquez 

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

16 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Nothing like forcing a player to stay against his wishes. I’m sure he’ll provide max effort 

he absolutely will

he's in the shop window for january

he's now part of the nats A pool

it's not like cincy are passing on 50m from a massive side

BM will still be there in january

if he shines in the fall for club and country he's going to do better than BM

[NoName 16,354]

i mean...yeah. great question

 

[Captain Ron 12,883]

11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Our idiot coaches/managers will point to these Ferreira goals as proof he's a striker, but he's not playing as a target right now, i.e., they aren't crossing balls into the box in hopes his midget-ass will rise up and get his head on them.

Instead, he's running onto thru balls and diagonal passes. Which is fine. He's more than capable of that. But he's not a target man, and it's absurd that USMNT brass keep rolling him out as such.

Let's also not forget the level of competition here either. I mean the guy has talent, but he is still playing out of position and against some teams that one of us could probably score on.

 

10 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

This is dumb. I wish we would pull an Australia and join CONMEBOL, but it'll never happen with expanded WC pretty much locking us in forever automatically.

It would never happen because we would never qualify for the World Cup again. That might be hyperbole, but we would have issues getting in on every cycle and that is not something we would want.

Does CONCACAF hold us back - it's nuanced. But they certainly do give us something.