USMNT 2023

[Knoxtnhorn 6310]

Lol.  The ball was skipping in a strobe-like manner, and I just figured this gummy was extra strong.

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

jam score

[ztejas 44265]

I'd Djorde could quit handing them the ball in our 3rd that'd be great. 

[Bottlecap 1523]

we are living in their 18 but we got drunk Zendejas, Ferrera, and Roldan as options lol

Edited July 2, 2023 by Bottlecap

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Well done otra vez, Ferreira.

[ztejas 44265]

Jesus wants that 3rd 9 spot.

[TexasMan 11464]

Will they give Jesus that goal? 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Hay-zoos vs OG. It was going in regardless.

[Bottlecap 1523]

this looks like a mid level ECNL match

like those are the goals (and misses) they get at the U15 level

Edited July 2, 2023 by Bottlecap

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Lookin like Lucas moura second goal vs Ajax 

[ztejas 44265]

2 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

we are living in their 18 but we got drunk Zendejas, Ferrera, and Roldan as options lol

Ferreira seems like a pretty good option.

[TexasMan 11464]

Why is Roldan out there? 

[ztejas 44265]

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Will they give Jesus that goal? 

They should because it was on target.

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

the fuck roldan

[Captain Ron 13133]

Just now, TexasMan said:

Why is Roldan out there? 

To miss sitters like that. WHAT THR FUCK DUDE?!?!?

[Bottlecap 1523]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jesus wants that 3rd 9 spot.

not a 9, and definitely not the 9 gergg wants in his system (this is not gerggs system)

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

how the fuck is that not a pk

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Lol Zendejas 

[Bottlecap 1523]

how the shit is that not a PK

[Horny Bull 2766]

Zendejas seems like he sucks.

[ztejas 44265]

THAT'S a PK.

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

do not give ferreira this pk! goddamnt!

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Penal!

[Bottlecap 1523]

LOL makeup call

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

fuck me

he better make this

i'm posting cornholio if he misses

[RamjetFDO 10655]

Hay-zoos hat!

[TexasMan 11464]

Jesucristo 

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

and there was much rejoicing

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Hat man 

[Bottlecap 1523]

LOL say hello to gerggs first team 9

[ztejas 44265]

That should pretty much sew up the group.

Give Cade and Vasquez some minutes and let's call it a night. 

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okay now put fucking vazquez in there for the 2nd half with cowell left

[Bottlecap 1523]

i'll give it up for breaking an all time record tho. pretty cool.

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

Just now, Bottlecap said:

LOL say hello to gerggs first team 9

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NoName 17167]

Just now, Bottlecap said:

LOL say hello to gerggs first team 9

Yeah 

[Bottlecap 1523]

would Dallas sell Ferrera if some Belgian or Dutch team come calling?

[The Dog 44862]

[ztejas 44265]

Lalas is putting it on a little thick but I agree he's gotten better. He's been smarter off ball and has made better decisions - even in the Jamaica game. Both of those finishes tonight were really impressive regardless of opponent.

He's a solid depth piece moving forward. I'm not sure we ever actually experiment with him on the wing or as an AM but there are worse back up 9s to have. 

[Napoleon 8852]

I didn’t realize (remember?) that Zendejas was an FC Dallas Academy grad who even played 8 games for the full squad. 

He is not good. 

[ztejas 44265]

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I didn’t realize (remember?) that Zendejas was an FC Dallas Academy grad who even played 8 games for the full squad. 

He is not good. 

He has some quality he just hasn't been good this tournament.

I thought he looked good in his first games with us. 

[kingkoopa6 8723]

15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

Jonathan Christopher Depp movie series.

[The Dog 44862]

3 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

 

[Napoleon 8852]

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I feel dumb. Cuz I don’t get it 

That is Jesús’ face on Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow. 

 

Jesús’ new nickname of:

The Pirate of the Caribbean 

[RamjetFDO 10655]

The very definition of a "good yellow".

[ztejas 44265]

I don't like that card from Neal. I'd rather they score than he pick up a yellow. This is how Long gets on the pitch.

Edited July 3, 2023 by ztejas

[kingkoopa6 8723]

Ahhhhhhhh I get it.. cuz he only scores vs the Caribbean’s.
 

ok I’m on the same page now. Hahhaa

 

That’s funny  

[Bottlecap 1523]

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lalas is putting it on a little thick but I agree he's gotten better. He's been smarter off ball and has made better decisions - even in the Jamaica game. Both of those finishes tonight were really impressive regardless of opponent.

He's a solid depth piece moving forward. I'm not sure we ever actually experiment with him on the wing or as an AM but there are worse back up 9s to have. 

theres no such thing as depth at the 9

nines don't really get subbed out apart from performance issues. Theres first team minutes and ancillary tournament minutes. If Captain Jack Minnow gets first team minutes in a real competition, we're fucked.

[Hagbard Celine 11278]

jam have scored again

we're bumblefucking around here...... 

[Bottlecap 1523]

they have too many goals to make up tho, right? 

Whats the 3rd tie breaker? Goals A or Goals F?