USMNT 2023

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Cowell's already done more in 5 minutes than Zendejas did in 65. #facts

[ztejas 44,281]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Cowell's already done more in 5 minutes than Zendejas did in 65. #facts

Zendejas put in a great shift. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

No, no, no NO!

Obvious play there was to sub Vazquez for Gressel and slide Ferreira out wide.

[Hagbard Celine 11,285]

that's wrong - mihailovic is the supply for vasquez - we saw it against jamaica

/facepalm

[ztejas 44,281]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

1-0 Nats Vasquez '87*

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Damn.  Been awhile since I saw a CB replaced w/o injury.

[Hagbard Celine 11,285]

welp we're going to score

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Gee look at that.  Cowell and Vasquez already showing out.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Gee, where'd all this extra energy/creativity come from? It's almost like ... the team plays better when it has its best players on the pitch. I'm probably wrong, though.

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Agreed. We’ve turned up the screws. And we’re a ton faster now. 

[Ted Lange 16,438]

Here comes 20 minutes of time wasting.  Awesome

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

I'd put in Morris for Gressel.

[ztejas 44,281]

We could stand to take an extra touch or two on top of the box. Canada really isn't defending well. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Cool.  Six Canadians closer to that corner than any American.

[ztejas 44,281]

Jones just fucking clueless right there. Wow. 

[Captain Ron 13,133]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We could stand to take an extra touch or two on top of the box. Canada really isn't defending well. 

They are playing really shitty right now. Bad passes all around. And yeah their defense is really suspect right now. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Great.  They're putting in 1988 Steve Beuchele.

[ztejas 44,281]

Morris 90+2' 

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Just now, ztejas said:

Morris 90+2' 

VASQUEZZ!!!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Here comes a fucking cabezazo. (I had this primed since the corner that Gressel borked.)

 

FUCK YES!!!!

Edited July 10, 2023 by Braff Zacklin

[InkaUtexas 26,945]

FUCK YES! 

[Captain Ron 13,133]

SUCK IT CANADA!!!! You fucking hozers!!!

[kingkoopa6 8,744]

LFG

[Captain Ron 13,133]

That pass!!! That shot!!!

[plvhorn 25]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

1-0 Nats Vasquez '87*

What are the lotto numbers I should play?

Edited July 10, 2023 by plvhorn

[ztejas 44,281]

I mean I called Vasquez '87 from the start. 

Sorry I was a minute off.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

What an AMAZING DIFFERENCE having a true striker on the field makes!!!!

 

We would all make better managers than Gergg.

 

Well, most of us.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Interesting that you'd put a strong, confident, tall center forward in to receive crosses.  What a great concept.

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Uh oh. 

SHITE!!!

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

LoL unreal.

 

I thought there had to be intent or "unnatural," but Miles was running toward a stationary opponent, so his arm position was natural. Just weird circumstance. As I said earlier, this would never happen against Mexico.

 

Welp, in Matt Turner we trust.

Edited July 10, 2023 by Braff Zacklin

[Anastasis 23,717]

Furk. 

[kingkoopa6 8,744]

Come on Matt

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Keep. Your. GD. Hands. Down.  Robinson.

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Man that’s a penalty only because the guy misplayed it. 

[NorthLoop 14,520]

Damn 11 saves out of 24 pks? That's an unreal stat.

[InkaUtexas 26,945]

Well shit, that was fun while it lasted. 

 

[Captain Ron 13,133]

Well fuck. Let’s go score again. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,312]

Junk ass fucking Canada.  Only thing that country is good for is Alone locations.

[Ted Lange 16,438]

Fucking hell 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Nats do all that to earn a goal and refs fucking give one back because of a misplay.

 

Fucking CONCACAF, man. This would never happen to Mexico, and everyone in the region knows it. Absolute trash.

[Zepol87 9,345]

52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He has gotten zero service. He's been fine and has played the touches he's gotten well. 

No can’t have that take here. It’sall tactical manager takes here and how much he sucks at soccer

Edited July 10, 2023 by Zepol87

[C-Man 27,821]

Keep. Your. GD. Hands. Down.  Robinson.

He seems like he sucks

[ztejas 44,281]

Let's try this again. 

 

Cowell '115.

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

No can’t have that take here. It’sall tactical manager takes here and how much he sticks sucks

Not true. Lots of folks here celebrate Ferreira. We just would rather see him play on the right wing instead of No.9 ... cuz he's not a true 9.

[LurkingHorn 1,093]

That’s the most Canada goal I’ve ever seen. They’ve had a big bag of nothing all half and then get one of the most fortunate penalties of the tournament. 

[Zepol87 9,345]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Not true. Lots of folks here celebrate Ferreira. We just would rather see him play on the right wing instead of No.9 ... cuz he's not a true 9.

Not true at all but whatever. Lol at this place celebrating Ferreira

Edited July 10, 2023 by Zepol87

[ztejas 44,281]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Nats do all that to earn a goal and refs fucking give one back because of a misplay.

 

Fucking CONCACAF, man. This would never happen to Mexico, and everyone in the region knows it. Absolute trash.

It was a clear pen you buffoon. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,676]

Just now, LurkingHorn said:

That’s the most Canada goal I’ve ever seen. They’ve had a big bag of nothing all half and then get one of the most fortunate penalties of the tournament. 

Maple Leaves had a big bag of nothing all game--only one shot and it wasn't on goal prior to that PK.

[Captain Ron 13,133]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Let's try this again. 

 

Cowell '115.

Why not 90+7’ ?

[Hagbard Celine 11,285]

if we lose we deserve to lose for playing inferior players in the wrong formation for 75 minutes