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5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I attended every "Annual Mack Brown Holiday Bowl." the one against WSU was a gut punch

Wazzu's defense was legit that year, they had Mock befuddled all game. We were also expecting the Fiesta before K-State upset blOU in Arlington. It was a dull, dreary letdown of a game.

 

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3 minutes ago, Nivek said:

^so we didn't want to be there?

The Holiday Bowl was the "didn't want to be there" bowl for the teams that just missed a BCS at-large berth. #5 Texas in 2003, #5 Cal in 2004, and #5 Oregon in 2005 all just barely missed BCS bowls, and all three went on to suffer upset losses.

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I hope you posters thinking about ideas for stocking stuffers don’t buy that Lume deodorant lotion that lady is always hyping as eliminating butt crack, crotch and underboob odor.  
 

Body odor is optional she says. So what you are essentially saying to your loved one is that are revolting and stinky on purpose. I mean do you want to have that conversation? During the holidays? How well do you think it will go? Nothing says I love you like telling them they smell like a dumpster. That’s some foreplay. 

Plus they will be so mortified about their funky ass smell that they will break up with you. But they will probably be vigilant about their odor from then on. And their next partner will be truly grateful to you for sparing them (you’ll get brownie points from the Big Guy upstairs 😜.) but I digress because it’s just also stupid for you to wait for them to open their stocking and find it. If they smell that bad…they fucking know it and you should not suffer for the next three weeks waiting for them to do something about it. People who have shit hygiene know it and they relish in their funk. They know damn well they aren’t using soap and things the correct way.

so don’t do that for a gift. You’re better off getting a Pandora charm to fill a slot in her bracelet that will cause her to pound merlot on girls night as she holds back tears on her second bottle of wine trying to tell her girlfriends how you are usually so thoughtful but for some reason you got her a Ferris wheel charm and she’s afraid of heights. 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hope you posters thinking about ideas for stocking stuffers don’t buy that Lume deodorant lotion that lady is always hyping as eliminating butt crack, crotch and underboob odor.  
 

Body odor is optional she says. So what you are essentially saying to your loved one is that are revolting and stinky on purpose. I mean do you want to have that conversation? During the holidays? How well do you think it will go? Nothing says I love you like telling them they smell like a dumpster. That’s some foreplay. 

Plus they will be so mortified about their funky ass smell that they will break up with you. But they will probably be vigilant about their odor from then on. And their next partner will be truly grateful to you for sparing them (you’ll get brownie points from the Big Guy upstairs 😜.) but I digress because it’s just also stupid for you to wait for them to open their stocking and find it. If they smell that bad…they fucking know it and you should not suffer for the next three weeks waiting for them to do something about it. People who have shit hygiene know it and they relish in their funk. They know damn well they aren’t using soap and things the correct way.

so don’t do that for a gift. You’re better off getting a Pandora charm to fill a slot in her bracelet that will cause her to pound merlot on girls night as she holds back tears on her second bottle of wine trying to tell her girlfriends how you are usually so thoughtful but for some reason you got her a Ferris wheel charm and she’s afraid of heights. 


butt crack pics ?

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I hope you posters thinking about ideas for stocking stuffers don’t buy that Lume deodorant lotion that lady is always hyping as eliminating butt crack, crotch and underboob odor.  
 

Body odor is optional she says. So what you are essentially saying to your loved one is that are revolting and stinky on purpose. I mean do you want to have that conversation? During the holidays? How well do you think it will go? Nothing says I love you like telling them they smell like a dumpster. That’s some foreplay. 

Plus they will be so mortified about their funky ass smell that they will break up with you. But they will probably be vigilant about their odor from then on. And their next partner will be truly grateful to you for sparing them (you’ll get brownie points from the Big Guy upstairs 😜.) but I digress because it’s just also stupid for you to wait for them to open their stocking and find it. If they smell that bad…they fucking know it and you should not suffer for the next three weeks waiting for them to do something about it. People who have shit hygiene know it and they relish in their funk. They know damn well they aren’t using soap and things the correct way.

so don’t do that for a gift. You’re better off getting a Pandora charm to fill a slot in her bracelet that will cause her to pound merlot on girls night as she holds back tears on her second bottle of wine trying to tell her girlfriends how you are usually so thoughtful but for some reason you got her a Ferris wheel charm and she’s afraid of heights. 

Some ladies need the hint. 

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