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[Deej 76981]

Don't dump gas on a fire, kids.

https://people.com/human-interest/mother-five-kids-dies-fire-pit-accident-severely-injured-son/

[Telegraph_it 3360]

[DalTxHornFan 3120]

21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Don't dump gas on a fire, kids.

https://people.com/human-interest/mother-five-kids-dies-fire-pit-accident-severely-injured-son/

Fucking sad that she didn't know better than to do that.

[cabowabo 4514]

She was pretty hot. 

[Deej 76981]

Said she was like a ray of sunshine. I'm thinking more like a solar flare. 

[texasdago 7587]

Is that Ellyn Burst-yn?

[YGIFS 19453]

Well now who the the fuck is gonna be the Florida Sparkler of the House?  Er, sprarker.  I mean, Speaker.  Seriously, that fucking shithole.  

Edited December 8, 2022 by YGIFS

[TornACL 7732]

She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.

[DalTxHornFan 3120]

1 hour ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Fucking sad that she didn't know better than to do that.

All of the kids that we raised out at our deer leases would have known way better than to do that.  (Despite the fact that they saw their Dads do lots of stupid shit and they still survived.)

[High Plains Drifter 11054]

 

... said no one ever.

[Superhero 8858]

My 7 year old just asked "Well, did the camp fire go out?"

[Pimphand 5941]

I mean she did have to compete with Florida Man...

[deadshank 24653]

8 hours ago, cabowabo said:

She was pretty hot. 

But she’s cooled off now 

[Anastasis 23472]

Backyard Jerry Lee Lewis memorial got a bit out of hand. 

[baboso 6057]

Darwin is undefeated.

[Macanudo 13019]

10 hours ago, TornACL said:

She would have made a great relief pitcher for the Marlins.

Because she was en fuego?

[DigglerontheHoof 21261]

32 minutes ago, baboso said:

Darwin is undefeated.

she has 5 spawn

[texastough 1129]

Died three days after the accident . . . just horrible and so sad

Best thread title of all time though

[markstanco 12634]

11 hours ago, cabowabo said:

She was pretty hot. 

[G650 14278]

Everyone knows you are supposed to use diesel.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

WHB

[Gatorubet 30325]

It’s better to burn out than fade away.  Advice from the non-burn debrided. 

[Lhorn 4971]

Damn she was gorgeous.  What a terrible way to die.  Hard to believe people dont know better than to do that.  
Before the charcoal starters were a thing it always made me nervous starting grill and the fire didn’t take initially and you gotta add more starter fluid.  
 

[Willfully Horn 8062]

cab/ Once heard a bang, and my studio shook a bit. Went outside to see if a tree had fallen, and saw my neighbor in my yard, on his back, with his pants on fire. As was the gas can nozzle on a several gallon plastic can. He was burning a brush pile. I still wonder if I should not have put out the nozzle flame before attending to my neighbor. /csb 

[Gengs1 2583]

Can we update the title, bimbo pours gasoline on a fire and gets burned, and dies 

[Beau Vine 54471]

https://www.facebook.com/Nicollexoxo

Would... have.

 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Beau Vine

[elfenix 34343]

5 hours ago, texastough said:

Died three days after the accident . . . just horrible and so sad

Best thread title of all time though

"Home Depot: More Doing" wins that one

[Brothahorn 10087]

Her funeral song

[Blotto 23585]

this thread will work....

 

 

[Deej 76981]

Was that at a Surly tailgate?