11 Minnesotans in Deep Shit

[TexasHooch 5,122]

11 who entered Fridley city sewer system charged with trespassing

https://www.startribune.com/fridley-police-arrest-11-for-trespassing-in-city-sewer-system/600233468/

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Charges have been filed against 11 people caught trespassing in a Fridley sewer system Monday night.

The suspects, ages 18 to 35, said they were members of a group exploring the tunnels that carry wastewater and contain utility lines underneath the BNSF rail yard and a public works water facility, according to charges of trespassing critical public service utilities and underground pipelines utility infrastructure filed Tuesday in Anoka County District Court.

A resident living near the 4500 block of NE. Main Street called police about 7 p.m. after seeing four people remove a manhole cover and climb into the sewer system. The resident also reported several vehicles parked near his home.

Officers responded to the area and later saw three suspects emerging from the manhole, Fridley police reports said. Officers arrested the suspects at the scene and learned others were in the sewer system.

 

[TexasHooch 5,122]

[Armybrat 40,823]

Sounds like neo nazis planning an attack on critcal infrastructure.

Hotel Gitmo for those mofos.

[Celery Man 20,933]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,509]

They all have that Southwest Airline wanna-get-away look on their faces

Edited December 8, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

You peeps are slacking off.

Rules.

 

X X X X X

X X 1 (neck tat means she likes the dirty sanchez) X 2

[Scheiss Meister 8,407]

They're lucky that they didn't die.  Sewer lines are often full of hazardous gasses.  Morons.

And yes, they should be investigated by the FBI for possible terrorism charges.

[Post Oak 20,208]

Do it for the 'gram

[High Plains Drifter 11,033]

Just now, Post Oak said:

Do it for the 'gram IG

 

fixed for the youths

 

['stache 21,797]

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Sounds like neo nazis planning an attack on critcal infrastructure.

Hotel Gitmo for those mofos.

Nope. "Lone wolfs."

[atomheartbevo 89,629]

21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They all have that Southwest Airline wanna-get-away look on their faces

Or YouTubers 

[Macanudo 12,975]

Urban spelunking has changed since I was younger.

[High Plains Drifter 11,033]

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

They're lucky that they didn't die.  Sewer lines are often full of hazardous gasses.  Morons.

 

 

has anybody checked? Could be scores dead down there.

 

 

[Wally Fairway 5,541]

No harm in it, they were just pretending to be Andy Dufresne 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Wally Fairway

[Jerry Callo 8,699]

3 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

A little smile goes a long way in a mugshot.  

[Foosters 17,842]

24 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Urban spelunking has changed since I was younger.

same

[Pato del Muerto 52,487]

Shoulda said they were late for a movie and traffic was bad. 
 

 

[Macanudo 12,975]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shoulda said they were late for a movie and traffic was bad. 
 

 

Or been dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Deej 76,755]

5 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

They're lucky that they didn't die.  Sewer lines are often full of hazardous gasses.

The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses

[luke duke 6,412]

[dieucla98 2,942]

$10 to whoever correctly picks @MNLonghornFUKM 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,323]

Man, with those eleven in jail the checkout time at the Menard's they work at are gonna be s-u-p-e-r long, donchaknow?

[jimmyjazz 45,891]

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

same

Dammit.  I just laughed on a conference call.  Gotta learn to mute.

[YGIFS 19,449]

54 minutes ago, Deej said:

The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses

Pos rep for New Zealand's two most famous underground tunnel explorers.  

Also, these 11 woulda been better off pretending they were down there to have the world's saddest gang-bang.  9 on 2 in a sewer runoff tunnel.  That's hot.

NoCR...but like some of you in the last few years...I am a man with no party.  A minister without portfolio.  And you still sometimes look around for a community and network with which to engage ideologically and politically.  And then people like this walk into the Young Professionals reception after the political conference and you realize, "Nope, I'm good.  Got enough shit-tunneling, dead-eyed meth-heads in my life.  I'm all set.  Just gonna burn my voter ID card, all good here."

Good news is there's a trunk full of firearms and un-inhaled antifreeze somewhere in a  Duluth parking garage with nobody coming to claim it until they all make bail.  Could make for a fun little weekend jaunt. 

[smwhorn 482]

6 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Federal search warrant will issue (and maybe state charges too) for all of their apartments, houses, cars, vans, rentals, etc.  

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

@MNLonghornFUKM hasn’t gone 6 hours without shitposting on this site or TOS since day 1.

Bottom left is my guess.

Edited December 8, 2022 by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

[YGIFS 19,449]

Top middle...is that Champ Kind's troglodyte secret kid from International Falls?  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

[mention=37]MNLonghornFUKM[/mention] hasn’t gone 6 hours without shitposting on this site or TOS since day 1.
Bottom left is my guess.

Close, 1 to the right.

[Shoxthemonkey 1,977]

Where is the mugshot for no. 11?

 

[closetohumping 17,435]

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They all have that Southwest Airline wanna-get-away look on their faces

Frontier Airlines is the first thing that came to mind for me.  Actually Greyhound.

[Steel Shank 9,421]

Maybe they're amatuer pipe-laying enthusiasts?

[TexasHooch 5,122]

1 hour ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Where is the mugshot for no. 11?

 

One of them is autistic and immediately released. Maybe he's 11.

[Sawbonz 27,542]

9 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Why do Americans hate America?

[TwiceHorn 31,440]

10 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

You peeps are slacking off.

Rules.

 

X X X X X

X X 1 (neck tat means she likes the dirty sanchez) X 2

Cleveland Steamer, imo.

[Al_4_ISU 12,452]

I'd bet the farm that top left is ex-Amish.

[Macanudo 12,975]

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'd bet the farm that top left is ex-Amish.

Maybe Rumspringa just got a little out of control.

[Gatorubet 30,185]

[WhatTheBuck 28,775]

Maybe they were playing Dungeons & Dragons.

[RDCanecutter 26,398]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe they were playing Dungeons & Dragons.

My thoughts exactly. Where else would the Kobolds keep their treasure?

[atomheartbevo 89,629]

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Maybe they were playing Dungeons & Dragons.

[Assman 1,830]

Hope they had their sewer suits on

[Biff Tannen 45,665]

On 12/8/2022 at 5:05 PM, YGIFS said:

 

Also, these 11 woulda been better off pretending they were down there to have the world's saddest gang-bang.  9 on 2 in a sewer runoff tunnel.  That's hot.

Maybe they were trying to recreate IT?

[InkaUtexas 25,871]

5 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

My thoughts exactly. Where else would the Kobolds keep their treasure?

So just the local chapter of humans who LARP?