Not The Onion: "Trans-abled" woman who can walk chooses to live life in a wheelchair

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

"skiing is vital to me." 😂 

[RexWilson 1348]

It's another step(roll?) closer to this:

[Agent 13 314]

[Willfully Horn 8019]

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

[deadshank 24653]

Isn’t the world a special place. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

She’s so brave.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

9 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

 

"Ooh care. Care someone..."

[Bevo 13577]

Wood knot

Edited December 9, 2022 by Bevo

[52-80 19162]

Its 2022, its fine to identify as what you want

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

20 years ago this would have just been 'hey, look at this weirdo who's trying to out lazy us all'.  but because trans takes up so much of our culture war space, we can stick that in the headline and it turns into something. 

[crash_davis 23113]

Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

[Don Johnson 4754]

It's all crazy until all of a sudden it isn't.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

Because it is a rare mental condition? In a way, the mind is the final unexplored frontier for medical research and with a population of just over 8 billion worldwide, maybe scientists can figure out how to help aggregate groups of humans who fall into the range of behaviors that struggle with the disconcordance of brain and body.

I get the comments and it's Surly, but the brain is a fascinating piece of work.

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

This thread title reads like one of my dad’s email forwards

['stache 21817]

56 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Why are we spotlighting idiots? The more notoriety that we bring to idiots, the more idiots come out of the woodwork.

To shit on trans people by analogy. There's also dudes who wear diapers, sleep in cribs, and pay women to nurse and change them. Weirdos everywhere. The title of the video(as opposed to the thread title) implies some sort of weird mental disorder. Who knows, doesn't really matter, but it'll be amplified for CR reasons. Remember when South Park had Kyle's dad "identify" as a dolphin and get surgery? Yeah, same thing. 

Edited December 9, 2022 by 'stache

[Brian Fantana 6689]

Sounds more like Munchausen that she doesn't want to admit is Munchausen.

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

[BonzoMontreaux 1040]

I am all for spotlighting idiots... used to spotlight animals with similar intelligence levels.

[po elvis 2073]

i think she is just gunning for a spot in Biden's administration.

[chainsaw 9869]

[FartingMonk 3608]

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

[shadow_operative 15932]

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Because it is a rare mental condition? In a way, the mind is the final unexplored frontier for medical research and with a population of just over 8 billion worldwide, maybe scientists can figure out how to help aggregate groups of humans who fall into the range of behaviors that struggle with the disconcordance of brain and body.

I get the comments and it's Surly, but the brain is a fascinating piece of work.

i looked into this medical condition some more after coming across this lady, and yeah- it's pretty messed up for the people out there who really have it to a serious degree. i saw a lady who actually poured drain cleaner in her eyes to blind herself. you could tell that she was actually a sick person whose brain chemistry was out to get her. sucks for her and people like her that the lady in the OP, who comes across as a total joke, is one of the more spotlighted individuals with this disease. 

Edited December 9, 2022 by shadow_operative

[shadow_operative 15932]

25 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

there was also that lady in philly who thought she was a cat.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i looked into this medical co sitios some more after coming across this lady, and yeah- it's pretty messed up for the people out there who really have it to a serious degree. i saw a lady who actually poured drain cleaner in her eyes to blind herself. you could tell that she was actually a sick person whose brain chemistry was out to get her. sucks for her and people like her that the lady in the OP, who comes across as a total joke, is one of the more spotlighted individuals with this disease. 

I certainly understand why folks are quick with the witty responses, but I also see some of the pathos behind the human beings. I mean, around the 14th century just after the bubonic plague there were only around 350-375 million people on the planet. None of the exposure or technology or advancements to show what brain chemistry gone awry can be like. Well, maybe other than certain royal families that had issues or STD related mental deterioration that have been highlighted to a great extent because of their power or infamy.

I didn't watch the entire video but the woman above is Cambridge educated and that isn't an easily gotten spot. To know that there is something off, that the brain is telling you one thing and repeatedly doing so while another part of the brain also knows that isn't what is observed is a special kind of torture. Society will say, "just stop it," but it is not as simple as it sounds any more than someone with tinnitus can just "ignore" the ringing in their ears. Hence, my comments about the parts of the brain that we've yet to plumb. It all acts in sync and yet we are not all playing the same tune.

[aggie08 21504]

4 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This thread title reads like one of my dad’s email forwards

That's just dumb.

Your dad's email forward would have read:

Not The Babylon Bee: "Trans-abled" woman who can walk chooses to live life in a wheelchair

[Bevo 13577]

28 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I certainly understand why folks are quick with the witty responses, but I also see some of the pathos behind the human beings. I mean, around the 14th century just after the bubonic plague there were only around 350-375 million people on the planet.

So you are saying, too much inbreeding - agreed.

[66BUFF 2564]

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped!

[DaggerHorns 3085]

 

[Armybrat 40850]

7 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

Aliens refuse to get within 9 parsecs of Earth.

[Macanudo 12980]

8 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

what about the bitch in Austin who identifies as a dog and fuckers pay her 20k a month to do it.  I pray for aliens every day

20k a month?  Sign me up.

[futureman 22469]

23 hours ago, 'stache said:

To shit on trans people by analogy.

nobody is shitting on them.  it’s mental illness. 

[troph 24810]

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

20k a month?  Sign me up.

Can I get a $5k premium you know because teh trans? I’ll let my subscribers tell me about their diaper fetish for another $5k.

btw there’s a whole puppy scene in gay culture too that’s odd to me but whatever.  And no one’s busting straight mens balls for seeking out a dominatrix to put a stiletto on their nutsack or a giant asshole ripping dildo up their ass.  
 

ohhhh let’s isolate the weird behavior because teh trans is against god and a threat to our children and their children for that matter and drag them through the mud.

if any of you fuckers want to know why I pound the fucking table in “look at me fashion” on this board it’s to show you that trans people can be normal, well adjusted, loved, happy-ish, with a family of good kids and a good career. You know, just like you, bleed red, love like you, loved like you, same goals and aspirations, basically the same as anyone. 
 

There is a very well orchestrated effort to silence, embarrass and eliminate us from society. that’s the grossest shit you could ever imagine - and I don’t wish that existential threat to anyone here. and if you think I’m being hyperbolic - you tell me how unlikely it is that the republicans after passing bans on gender care for kids will just stop and not turn their eyes to over turning DL changes, outlawing any gender care and making cross sex hormone treatment illegal regardless of age.
 

folks if I was forced to detransition I would have to chose between my kids or my health, my life, my relationship, and likely would be effectively fleeing (without my kids) as an asylum seeker in another state. That’s actually what they want.
 

So fuck everyone that participates in this needless drumbeating.

if her behavior is odd whatever it’s odd because it’s odd - or because of a real condition - not because she’s trans. For the love of Christ already. 

Edited December 10, 2022 by troph

[WBT 20586]

On 12/9/2022 at 4:16 PM, 66BUFF said:

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls-Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped!

Do you have anything a little more...less expensive?

Edited December 11, 2022 by WBT

[WBT 20586]

 

10 hours ago, troph said:

And no one’s busting straight mens balls for seeking out a dominatrix to put a ... giant asshole ripping dildo up their ass.  

 

NowThis I disagree with

[Assman 1830]

[Macanudo 12980]

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

[po elvis 2073]

47 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

maybe until you get to the whole licking buttholes thing.

[Macanudo 12980]

26 minutes ago, po elvis said:

maybe until you get to the whole licking buttholes thing.

For 20k a month it only depends on whose butthole.   Amirite?

[Bevo 13577]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

For 20k a month it only depends on whose butthole.   Amirite?

wait, wait. I know you are down on your luck, but come on, butthole licking? Maybe start with pussy licking and work your way down.

[FartingMonk 3608]

10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-quits-job-earn-six-22358415.amp

Make me beg for a treat those pupperinos are delicious.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12466]

15 hours ago, Macanudo said:

So I've been thinking about this whole get paid to act like a dog.    I'm assuming it's a cash business.   No W2s or 1099s.   Straight cash, homey.  

 

I mean for 20K a month, it sounds worth.  

My BIL would be a natural since he already acts like a little bitch.

[Gatorubet 30246]

And some people voluntarily apply to Texas A&M. 

I give this article one Rocko yawn

[Gatorubet 30246]

On 12/10/2022 at 8:34 AM, futureman said:

nobody is shitting on them.  it’s mental illness. 

This is somewhat ironic, as I do, in fact, shit on your mentally ill self.

[safe sex 11735]

Y'all never heard of puppy play?

[Bevo 13577]

6 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Y'all never heard of puppy play?

How does it go? Maybe hum a few bars.

[Neonmoon 38129]

15 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Y'all never heard of puppy play?

Go on…

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[safe sex 11735]

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Go on…

The answer is a Google away. I don't want to be the one to spoil it