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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi


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Posted
15 minutes ago, immamac said:

What if, and just hear me out here, the cops choked her and framed Beard? 

"If the gloves don't fit, you must acquit."

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Royal Ivey time

Courtney Jeans time

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Just now, Atticus said:

I tell all of my friends this. Fuck a crazy chick, then never talk to her again.

Keep a crazy chick around at your own peril. 

I once fucked a crazy chick in college and she literally moved in for a week until I told her to leave. She literally stole every piece of clothing I had, including underwear. I saw her walking down Guadalupe wearing my pants and yelled "You stole all my fucking clothes you crazy bitch!". I then got a middle finger, but damn she was fine. I never saw her on campus, even though she also went to school there. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

The basketball program will be fine.

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9 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

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I'm thinking you don't understand the likelihood is that the next thing we hear from Beard's side is the gf's total refutation of what she may have told the police. Or maybe she doesn't. But given what's been reported thus far that seems like the most likely next event that plays out here...they've gotta get all their ducks in a row first, though. 

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I read that report. Good possibility that Beard is guilty of some poor choices, with women and with not calling the police if she has done crazy shit before. Guess how I know? If she is bipolar then it would explain much. Remember the guy was sleeping in the guest room already so it sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. Also, If the call was made just after midnight and she said he had left the house and the arrest was not made until after 4 AM, again, sounds like he was trying to stay away from her. I am leaning towards the BSC theory.

On your way back to texags, be sure to walk backwards through a field of dicks.
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Everyone should have an opportunity to defend themselves. I mean I know Twitter is always right and the metoo movement is never ever wrong but I’ll wait till everything shakes out which is why UT is suspending first. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

"You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it. Like when I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really-- What's that song about?"

Beck will forever be a legend. 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

A low rumple, a metallic squink, a galonk, someone crying out 'DEAR GOD!

That's an orgy, bro. 

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12 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

I sweatergawd we built something on a got damned cursed indian burial ground. It's the only logical explanation.

I always enjoyed parking in Lot 99.... both during the week when it was a "C" lot and for tailgating.

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Been with mine since 2008 and I’ve never gotten physical with her but if she snatched my reading glasses off my face and smashed them I would definitely have to step out and take a 30 min drive. And snatching the glasses off your husbands face when he is apparently in the guest room to get away from you and avoid escalation then breaking them in front of you is CRAZY. Those that think that’s normal behavior are probably getting dildos shoved in them by their wives on occasion.

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Must've had a night out on the town with Wayne Brady, because he choked a bitch. He doesn't even have to be convicted and DelConte can send his ass packing right now.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

The very report shows she started it by breaking his glasses. Case closed this shits going away.  Eating good in the neighborhood tonight.

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Facial injuries all to the right side after saying he slapped her glasses off her face. Would mean he actually backhanded her if true. Wow. (Assuming he's right-handed based on breaking his right hand by punching a board at halftime back in the day)

Posted
16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

 

 

Posted
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

A man making 7-figures should be smart enough to know he doesn't need to go with the crazy ones to get those favors.

The crazy ones?  Hell mister, they're all crazy...

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1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Been with mine since 2008 and I’ve never gotten physical with her but if she snatched my reading glasses off my face and smashed them I would definitely have to step out and take a 30 min drive. And snatching the glasses off your husbands face when he is apparently in the guest room to get away from you and avoid escalation then breaking them in front of you is CRAZY. Those that think that’s normal behavior are probably getting dildos shoved in them by their wives on occasion.

You still don't put hands on a woman. Ever. It will end badly.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There can be multiple nightmares. Terry taking over permanently after a good season as acting corch is also a nightmare.

I’m not knowledgeable about coach Terry but assume if he was Beard’s #2, he’s a very good assistant coach.  Players are probably crushed and uncertain about their future now and hope Terry helps them get through this horrible mess.

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3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Been with mine since 2008 and I’ve never gotten physical with her but if she snatched my reading glasses off my face and smashed them I would definitely have to step out and take a 30 min drive. And snatching the glasses off your husbands face when he is apparently in the guest room to get away from you and avoid escalation then breaking them in front of you is CRAZY. Those that think that’s normal behavior are probably getting dildos shoved in them by their wives on occasion.

I mean someone has already said the reds do things in the bedroom men value so yeah. 
 

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, softlynow said:

That’s the short form. Probably all that will be made public in written form, at least for a while. 
 

Take away the affluence of those involved it looks like a report in a case that ends up pled to deferred adjudication on a reduction to a class A family violence. The choking aspect is a bit weak, and most prosecutors would be willing to offer the reduction to clear the case. But this isn’t you’re average defendant. The audio recording is also a wild card. 

If he'd used two hands to choke her out then that's a hammer drop.


But how many of us have put our arm around someone's neck from behind in an effort to keep them still.

Either to prevent your buddy from advancing forward to beat someone's ass in a bar fight.

Or to keep your crazy girlfriend from turning around and bitch slapping the fuck out of you with her long assed nails.

If she's a crazy man-beating Woman like Texas Tech says, then it leaves me wondering more than I was.  

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Been with mine since 2008 and I’ve never gotten physical with her but if she snatched my reading glasses off my face and smashed them I would definitely have to step out and take a 30 min drive. And snatching the glasses off your husbands face when he is apparently in the guest room to get away from you and avoid escalation then breaking them in front of you is CRAZY. Those that think that’s normal behavior are probably getting dildos shoved in them by their wives on occasion.

But did her dog step on a bee?
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Posted
13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Beard’s career and Texas’ basketball program now hinge on the supposed audio recordings demonstrating his innocence. Given the arrest report, innocence sounds very unlikely. 

Sans a recording from Jesus stating that he should be viewed as innocent and those on Earth shall accept it, there's nothing on any cell phone that's going to absolve Beard of beating, biting and choking a woman. If he had any justification, broken glasses or otherwise, for being overly pissed he should have just vacated the scene and left the woman to wallow. 

He's a good as gone. Just a matter of administrative issues now. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

step out and take a 30 min

He didn't and here we are. 

 

2 minutes ago, Partial Austinite said:

Because I think there is a possibility that she is at fault in this and that makes me an aggie? WTF?

We have a forum called Purgatorio here. I strongly suggest you eat the negs you have at present and shut up for a while lest you find yourself there.

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You still don't put hands on a woman. Ever. It will end badly.

I agree he’s wrong. But there’s 2 people wrong here not just one, it’s just ones a lot more wrong than the other. If everything is the way the report states then he should be fired.
Posted
1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sans a recording from Jesus stating that he should be viewed as innocent and those on Earth shall accept it, there's nothing on any cell phone that's going to absolve Beard of beating, biting and choking a woman. If he had any justification, broken glasses or otherwise, for being overly pissed he should have just vacated the scene and left the woman to wallow. 

He's a good as gone. Just a matter of administrative issues now. 

Agreed 100%. 

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Just now, freyguy said:

A bunch of you retarded incels are coming out of the woodwork to dig in your heels for a wife beater.  Fuck me man.  You guys need some help.

Some people clearly don’t have much else besides sports they don’t play. 

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1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sans a recording from Jesus stating that he should be viewed as innocent and those on Earth shall accept it, there's nothing on any cell phone that's going to absolve Beard of beating, biting and choking a woman. If he had any justification, broken glasses or otherwise, for being overly pissed he should have just vacated the scene and left the woman to wallow. 

He's a good as gone. Just a matter of administrative issues now. 

This.  It's one thing to defend yourself if you are being attacked, even by a crazy woman.

But in that case, you do only what you have to do to free yourself and get out of the situation.  Anything else is excessive.  If they have audio proving that he went far beyond doing what he needed to do to get out of the situation, then he's fucked.

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Posted
40 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables. Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose"

Knew a guy in college that could absolutely kill that song at karaoke. It was impressive.

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Posted
1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:


That’s some funny shit.

There is no way that he stays after that.   7 minutes to the beginning of an extra special afterschool special broadcast of Texas Vs Rice with Craig Way. 

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