Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

[Cairn Horn88 8274]

20 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Yes. And Rodney Terry being the permanent head coach is its continuation for half a decade.

I think they said Terry was just the head coach for tonight’s game…I could be wrong.

[Js1 85407]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

We’re gonna need a bigger transfer portal

Mitchell and Morris will go NBA. Timmy, Bishop, Rice and Carr are done anyway. Disu and Hunter already transferred once and Disu may go pro, as he tested the waters already. Brock will stay because he bleeds burnt orange 

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Had a friend that could do the same. I, too, was more than impressed. I still have no clue how he could do it all so seamlessly. 

I genuinely don't understand how anyone can memorize that jumble of shit and sing it and it actually sound pleasant but damn it he did it. 

[Gil Bang 25975]

18 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I once fucked a crazy chick in college and she literally moved in for a week until I told her to leave. She literally stole every piece of clothing I had, including underwear. I saw her walking down Guadalupe wearing my pants and yelled "You stole all my fucking clothes you crazy bitch!". I then got a middle finger, but damn she was fine. I never saw her on campus, even though she also went to school there. 

One of my co-worker's son had a crazy girlfriend that he met at Chico State.  All sorts of shit went down, she slashed his tires, etc. 

He found out  later that she wasn't even a student.  She just walked around campus with a backpack, pretending like she went there. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

40 minutes ago, petscii said:

Well, our next head coach can do that starting tonight.   Show us something.

 

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Is the the Rice game thread?

[Cairn Horn88 8274]

11 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

If he'd used two hands to choke her out then that's a hammer drop.

But how many of us have put our arm around someone's neck from behind in an effort to keep them still.

Either to prevent your buddy from advancing forward to beat someone's ass in a bar fight.

Or to keep your crazy girlfriend from turning around and bitch slapping the fuck out of you with her long assed nails.

If she's a crazy man-beating Woman like Texas Tech says, then it leaves me wondering more than I was.  

[UTGrad98 2280]

[BachelorTrek 3033]

12 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Well, in its defense, it's a damn good county fair.

Parking on the soft ground the 70s-80s was always the problem.

[HOOKEM4 5037]

9 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

I agree he’s wrong. But there’s 2 people wrong here not just one, it’s just ones a lot more wrong than the other. If everything is the way the report states then he should be fired.

If he had just fucked off to a holiday inn he would be the coach still and he might learn how to beat Illinois. 

[Cairn Horn88 8274]

10 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Knew a guy in college that could absolutely kill that song at karaoke. It was impressive.

[Pancho 44856]

5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I think they said Terry was just the head coach for tonight’s game…I could be wrong.

He’s acting corch for tonight. If things go like we all suspect, he will have another title change and be the interim for our game against Stanford on Sunday. 

[Rimbo 25976]

2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Hey... it worked for the tennis team.

[ApocalypseTexas 297]

Besides Pam Beasley who the hell is engaged for 3 years.

[Zhorn96 1773]

Ok, so I may or may not have just had some Scotch but if I read this thread right… Beard walked in on his daughter getting pegged by Lowell Galindo?  Or Beard was pegging Lowell?  Or his daughter was doing the pegging? And the fiancé (not a dude but spelled like one) who is bipolar started slappin?  And then shit got real?

im confused.  Who butt fucked who?

[Dbeasy 15068]

15 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sans a recording from Jesus stating that he should be viewed as innocent and those on Earth shall accept it, there's nothing on any cell phone that's going to absolve Beard of beating, biting and choking a woman. If he had any justification, broken glasses or otherwise, for being overly pissed he should have just vacated the scene and left the woman to wallow. 

He's a good as gone. Just a matter of administrative issues now. 

Absolutely. That audio would have to indicate that none of the attacks ever happened. 

[Rimbo 25976]

Just now, Zhorn96 said:

Ok, so I may or may not have just had some Scotch but if I read this thread right… Beard walked in on his daughter getting pegged by Lowell Galindo?  Or Beard was pegging Lowell?  Or his daughter was doing the pegging? And the fiancé (not a dude but spelled like one) who is bipolar started slappin?  And then shit got real?

im confused.  Who butt fucked who?

i buttfucked south austin's mom

beard smacking his bitch up is unrelated

[justhookit 4191]

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

This.  It's one thing to defend yourself if you are being attacked, even by a crazy woman.

But in that case, you do only what you have to do to free yourself and get out of the situation.  Anything else is excessive.  If they have audio proving that he went far beyond doing what he needed to do to get out of the situation, then he's fucked.

Beard is the one that supposedly has the audio recording that might show that he was not the primary aggressor.

The only mention of the choking is the part where they mention difficulty breathing which came from her statement. They don’t mention any physical marks/bruises or evidence in the neck area. The bite mark is disconcerting but the rest can probably be explained away as self defense. Clearly there was a physical confrontation. It reads like a bad relationship that got physical, not like a habitual wife beater. I doesn’t read like he was seriously trying to hurt her. He should and will be fired.

Cant see any way he retains his job. On to the game thread and then the coaching search thread.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

I just don’t get why men stay in abusive relationships.

There are plenty of women who show empathy and compassion for others.

Much like this woman here who not only enjoys the art of entertainment, but also love for animals

 

[Stunns38 3536]

Damn, he lost it and went temporarily insane. Should have never put himself in that situation if reports of her being cray are true. He should have cut her off. Oh well, I think he’ll coach again in a few years. He dun fucked up by not controlling his anger.

[derpyhorndog 2557]

Keep in mind I am not even speaking to my view on Beard's culpability or what course of action UT should take here, a few things seemed in the police report caught my attention:

• She provided detailed testimony on how every injury could have logically occurred, other than the bite (though this may be covered in text that got cut off).
• The bite was to her right forearm, and the abrasion to her right eye/temple. Bites are more typically viewed as a defensive tactic. 
• Assuming the purported recording exists, Chris has either bugged his own house or had reason to manually prompt a recording on his phone (or some other device).

Edited December 13, 2022 by derpyhorndog

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, XForce said:

Unless there is a recording of the daughter's bf doing all of that to her and she mistook him for Beard, he gone. 

 

 

Gone regardless. Hopefully tonight. There’s no way he can be permitted to stay after reading that police report. 

[Cairn Horn88 8274]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Keep in mind I am not even speaking to my view on Beard's culpability or what course of action UT should take here, a few things seemed in the police report caught my attention.

• She provided detailed testimony on how every injured could have logically occurred, other than the bite (though this may be covered in text that got cut off).
• The bite was to her right forearm, and the abrasion to her right eye/temple. Bites are more typically viewed as a defensive tactic. 
• Assuming the purported recording exists, Chris has either bugged his own house or had reason to manually prompt a recording on his phone (or some other device).

Alexa!

[Steelers Roll Left 1179]

23 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Sans a recording from Jesus stating that he should be viewed as innocent and those on Earth shall accept it, there's nothing on any cell phone that's going to absolve Beard of beating, biting and choking a woman. If he had any justification, broken glasses or otherwise, for being overly pissed he should have just vacated the scene and left the woman to wallow. 

He's a good as gone. Just a matter of administrative issues now. 

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Edited December 13, 2022 by Steelers Roll Left

[Constant 6743]

According to the report, there was a 10-15 minute period of time between the glasses incident in the guest room, and Beard coming into the bedroom upset. 
 

The glasses incident in and of itself reads as a class c family violence assault. My suggestion to Beard would have been to make a better choice in those alleged 10-15 minutes than the one he did. 

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Keep in mind I am not even speaking to my view on Beard's culpability or what course of action UT should take here, a few things seemed in the police report caught my attention.

• She provided detailed testimony on how every injured could have logically occurred, other than the bite (though this may be covered in text that got cut off).
• The bite was to her right forearm, and the abrasion to her right eye/temple. Bites are more typically viewed as a defensive tactic. 
• Assuming the purported recording exists, Chris has either bugged his own house or had reason to manually prompt a recording on his phone (or some other device).

He went to his guest room to be away from her and avoided her text all day. She came in room and snapped glasses.  She wanted a reaction. Maybe he snapped. Maybe thats her one sided story asm she did more than just break his glasses and quietly walk away. 
 

seems like a good time to start recording. 
 

IMO seems like this is an abusive relationship and not the first time it was physical. I don't know if the previous time was for him or her but I've seen enough shit with friends and domestic violence to not just take one version as gospel. 

Edited December 13, 2022 by ChickenSandwich

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

50 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Stop with the fucking victim blaming "bitches be crazy" retardery already.  There is zero evidence Beard's fiance is "crazy" or violent or abusive. Only dipshit rumors originating from the techtards.

Umm, she walked into the guest bedroom and snapped his reading glasses in half, unprovoked. She didn't deserve a beating but that's fucking crazy in my book

[Pescado_Rojo 19423]

5 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Ok, so I may or may not have just had some Scotch but if I read this thread right… Beard walked in on his daughter getting pegged by Lowell Galindo?  Or Beard was pegging Lowell?  Or his daughter was doing the pegging? And the fiancé (not a dude but spelled like one) who is bipolar started slappin?  And then shit got real?

im confused.  Who butt fucked who?

Beard buttfucked the Texas fanbase. 

[WBT 20614]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

 

wondering what all the fuss is about 

there had been consensual biting in the past?

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Sure he hired a top flight attorney but probably needs that Charlie Day meme to explain what really happened and why none of it was truly his fault

[JFKFC 4890]

I have a recording of Sark admitting we should have signed more offensive linemen from the portal.

Will I play it for you?

No.

[InkaUtexas 25986]

OK Terry.... You have the #7 team in the nation. Keep their confidence, let them play and fuck it, go win. 

Hook Em. Yeah, the news sucks, but UT is handling it right, we have a game tonight.

[Dbeasy 15068]

2 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Gone regardless. Hopefully tonight. There’s no way he can be permitted to stay after reading that police report. 

I feel like a broken record, and yes if what she reported actually happened, he’s gone. I just keep cautioning a little patience because I used to run a company that compiled video and audio evidence for law enforcement agencies.

I can’t tell you how many times the video and audio didn’t match the police report at all. In this case, I doubt Beard is innocent, but I’ve seen it happen, a lot. People lie their ass off all the time. If you’ve ever been in an auto accident, you probably have seen it first hand. But again, I doubt he’s innocent. 

[Pimphand 5764]

15 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Besides Pam Beasley who the hell is engaged for 3 years.

Yeah I mean that is a pretty major red flag.  Apparently there were red flags before they left Lubbock and even the affidavit is full of red flags.   Perhaps the man is color blind...

Edited December 13, 2022 by Pimphand

[GringoSalado 1651]

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

I think Chris Beard could have afforded a substantial amount of pussy with all those millions he left on the table from losing his dream job and fucking over his Alma mater so hard it is actually hard to comprehend let alone believe. 

Undefeated

 

siap

[UTPhil2006 3807]

14 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Besides Pam Beasley who the hell is engaged for 3 years.

Also a red head 

[Richard Kimball 1495]

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

A man making 7-figures should be smart enough to know he doesn't need to go with the crazy ones to get those favors.

You'd think, and yet...

[Trey3216 15347]

41 minutes ago, txindep said:

First time he gets fired up and too far out on the court! 

[Hank Kingsley 20967]

He’s suspended indefinitely without pay. Calm down and let the school/AD do their due diligence, ffs. 

It feels like some people are so concerned about what other fanbases think and want the firing now to make us look “better” or something.  Fuck’em. 

[hookem48 4700]

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Umm, she walked into the guest bedroom and snapped his reading glasses in half, unprovoked. She didn't deserve a beating but that's fucking crazy in my book

damn, what the fuck was he reading?

[closetohumping 17449]

13 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Keep in mind I am not even speaking to my view on Beard's culpability or what course of action UT should take here, a few things seemed in the police report caught my attention:

• She provided detailed testimony on how every injury could have logically occurred, other than the bite (though this may be covered in text that got cut off).
• The bite was to her right forearm, and the abrasion to her right eye/temple. Bites are more typically viewed as a defensive tactic. 
• Assuming the purported recording exists, Chris has either bugged his own house or had reason to manually prompt a recording on his phone (or some other device).

Bites are viewed as a defense tactic?

[Rip76 4943]

I’d check them bite marks first just in case.

[closetohumping 17449]

I dated a. Crazy chick that worked at hooters when I lived in west campus. Her roommate was a student and she’d goto class and take tests with her.  Yea

[TexArcher 37977]

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Mitchell and Morris will go NBA. Timmy, Bishop, Rice and Carr are done anyway. Disu and Hunter already transferred once and Disu may go pro, as he tested the waters already. Brock will stay because he bleeds burnt orange 

Yeah, these were all pretty much foregone conclusions yesterday, AFAIK.  I don't expect any of those guys will be back, except Brock.

The problem, as we all know, is that there isn't another guy walking the earth who could restock that roster as fast or as well as Beard.  And we probably lose the frosh commits he already landed us for next Fall, too.

Everything is fucked.

[Newdoc 3448]

Beard’s GF is squarely in the “No Go Zone” and so we clearly have to question Beard’s judgement. This should have been brought to CDC’s attention prior to a final contract. 

[GreenspointTexas 9648]

What if… and believe me this.is.a.hy.po.thetical….. what if Rodney Terry takes over this team and wins it all… would that do anything for you at all?

[baboso 6056]

31 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Had a friend that could do the same. I, too, was more than impressed. I still have no clue how he could do it all so seamlessly. 

Yeah, well, I had a friend that could do It's The End of The World as We Know It (and I feel fine) at karaoke and never miss a word.  Which, probably is halfway Beard's song tonight.

[Valmy77 13243]

23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s acting corch for tonight. If things go like we all suspect, he will have another title change and be the interim for our game against Stanford on Sunday. 

And you think he sucks right? We don't want this? 

I am really curious what we do now to help this team reach its potential. But that's probably a discussion for the other thread.

[Partial Austinite 16]

3 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Beard’s GF is squarely in the “No Go Zone” and so we clearly have to question Beard’s judgement. This should have been brought to CDC’s attention prior to a final contract. 

If I had any likes to give - I would. 

[BachelorTrek 3033]

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Beard’s GF is squarely in the “No Go Zone” and so we clearly have to question Beard’s judgement. This should have been brought to CDC’s attention prior to a final contract. 

Failure to properly vet this Beard hire by Crystal could put Crystal's ass on the chopping block as well, especially if the red-flags were swept under the rug.