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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi


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Posted
9 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I have no idea what she looks like but yea most surly members are miserable mofos with wack pussy laying next to them

Or Penix laying next to then NTTAWWT

Posted
4 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Gee wally, I hope we can get Beard’s girlfriend’s 1-10 rating sorted out so Surly can sort out all this domestic violence stuff.

Is that a leave it to beaver reference?

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I keep thinking this is some elitist high profile, eyes wide shut, kinked up type shit. Beard is just role playing some fantasy of hers, he is now the “bad boy” she always wanted. They are going to met back up tonight and have the kinkiest sex evah!

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5 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Gee wally, I hope we can get Beard’s girlfriend’s 1-10 rating sorted out so Surly can sort out all this domestic violence stuff.

Of course, domestic violence should be graded on how hot the victim is.

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Posted
12 minutes ago, troph said:

Speak for yourself. 

You’re the wack pussy. Haha just jokin. That reminded me of a bit most comedians do where they say “if you’re nodding your head or saying nope then you’re the person everyone hates.” Lol 

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1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

You’re the wack pussy. Haha just jokin. That reminded me of a bit most comedians do where they say “if you’re nodding your head or saying nope then you’re the person everyone hates.” Lol 

Oh I probably am.  But she certainly doesn’t know that I am. So I still win.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

I keep thinking this is some elitist high profile, eyes wide shut, kinked up type shit. Beard is just role playing some fantasy of hers, he is now the “bad boy” she always wanted. They are going to met back up tonight and have the kinkiest sex evah!

Add it to the list. I think this one is officially theory number 27 and comes in right after they were just wrestling. 

Posted
20 minutes ago, troph said:

She’s not a 4 she’s much higher than that but she most certainly has the look.

The crazy eyes even though she's pretty hot? Yep, seen lots of those. Been with a few, too. They're not worth it. Beard is a level 10 dumbass 

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Posted
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

OMG the players didnt sing the eyes!  Burn down the Moody Center!  Fire CDC!

Already debunked. Nothing to see here, go back to bed. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

There are plenty of photos upthread.  She's a grown-ass redhead woman.  She's way above-average, particularly for Lubbock.   She's a San Diego 6.5 overall, and for her age she's a San Diego 7.

But a La Jolla 3.

i mean shit whatever them ladies in La Jolla are doing to look that good after age 40... dayyyyummn

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Posted
22 minutes ago, freyguy said:

I'm sorry, I don't speak jive...

And yeah, she's built like a linebacker

If you are the no comprende type on that then I feel sorry for you 

Posted
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

But a La Jolla 3.

i mean shit whatever them ladies in La Jolla are doing to look that good after age 40... dayyyyummn

Yeah, but the La Jolla ladies are all over 40. Most are over 50.  

 

Now PB on the other hand...

Posted
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

so, this moronic friend of my son put his dick in crazy, and knocked her up.  They had a kid.  Major drama from day1.  She gets a restraining order.  because he's an idiot, she calls him and invites him over to fuck.  He shows up, the fuck, then they fight, she calls the cops and they arrest him for violating the restraining order.  Rinse, repeat, rinse repeat, he ends up doing 2 years in Chino for multiple violations of the restraining order. 

 

Now, THAT had to be some fine pussy.. 

Or he's clinically retarded...

Posted
1 minute ago, immamac said:

OK, so scenarios in which Beard doesn't get fired that still exist:

  1. There is no such scenario
  2. There is no such scenario
  3. There is no such scenario
  4. There is no such scenario
  5. There is no such scenario
  6. There is no such scenario

The damage to the program is done.  Cut bait and move on. There is no repairing this. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The damage to the program is done.  Cut bait and move on. There is no repairing this. 

MOTHERFUCKER, "CUT BAIT" IS NOT A THING, UNLESS YOU ARE CHOOSING BETWEEN FISHING AND CUTTING BAIT

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

OK, so scenarios in which Beard doesn't get fired that still exist:

  1. There is no such scenario
  2. There is no such scenario
  3. There is no such scenario
  4. There is no such scenario
  5. There is no such scenario
  6. There is no such scenario

But the wrestling, she did it to her self and she made it all up theories haven’t been disproven yet … have they??

 

Posted
37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

all you assholes calling this women ugly can go ahead and post recent pics of what you're climbing into bed with tonight.  I fucking dare you.

 

She's an attractive woman by any measure.  Sure, she's probably crazy because she's a redhead  (I married and divorced a redhead, so I've got some "street cred" as Derka might have said during his wigger phase which may or may not be still going on).

 

I didn’t call her ugly, but I’ve posted plenty.  I think you’re taking the locker room banter too seriously.  I would hope people wouldn’t say what they’re posting here in real life.  I mean we have had a couple nuts like TxTow but you get the point.  Just like I doubt you drop wigger out there too often…

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Posted
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

What fucking BAIT are we CUTTING? 

 

Jailbait and there won’t be any cutting lest we show we haven’t learned our lesson about DV do’s and dont’s today. 

Posted
52 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I'm sure this will piss some of the surly off but for fucks sake we should probably show this to all future coaches on the mens side after we have led the nation in stupid dumbassery in the category the past two years so I don't really GAF.  Enjoy having fucked yo shit up Beard you earned it.

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Damn, who’s the hot chick on the bottom right? She’s fucking gorgeous. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Umm that's normal shit everywhere. Sad to say I had an incident once where a brother showed up for no reason but to escalate and be a tough guy. He was punching me weakly and i truly could have killed his pussy ass with my bare hands because I did have my hands around his throught. I went to jail, fucked his sister when I got out and then dipped. Don't know the point but man there shit is always ready to do down

Sounds like you belong in jail and will likely be there soon

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Posted
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I didn’t call her ugly, but I’ve posted plenty.  I think you’re taking the locker room banter too seriously.  I would hope people wouldn’t say what they’re posting here in real life.  I mean we have had a couple nuts like TxTow but you get the point.  Just like I doubt you drop wigger out there too often…

I've only used "wigger" when referring to Derka.  I swear.  58 fucking years on this earth, and I've never used it other than Derka.

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

I've only used "wigger" when referring to Derka.  I swear.  58 fucking years on this earth, and I've never used it other than Derka.

Fair, but I think it goes to my point.  Rep for making me lol

Posted
4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK Terry.... You have the #7 team in the nation. Keep their confidence, let them play and fuck it, go win. 

Hook Em. Yeah, the news sucks, but UT is handling it right, we have a game tonight.

We won...... 

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, but the La Jolla ladies are all over 40. Most are over 50.  

And you and I both would bang each and every last one of them. What are they putting in the water over there...

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