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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi


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Posted
8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I was invited to a neighbor's Super Bowl party many years ago.  This couple that I didn't know showed up in matching super bowl XX whatever T shirts.  You could see it on the dude's face that he felt like a fucking jerkoff, but his wife insisted that he wear it. 

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

.75.  A Lubbock 8 is an Austin 6.   Beard is dumb.  

A Lubbock 8 only looks like an 8 because she spends all her time hanging out with a 5 + a husky 3 who is typically the designated driver/bodyguard.

The Lubbock 8 instantly becomes a 4 in Austin because her 5 friend cant get past the door and the 3 spends all night driving around trying to find parking.

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11 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The kids live with HIM. That would not be the case if he had abused his ex. It's hard enough for men to get custody with perfect records. Go check out the divorce thread if you doubt that

Where did this come from?  They may share custody (maybe he had them in the summers), but I'm fairly certain that the girls' primary residence is with their mom in Abilene. That was one of the things he said in the press conference in taking the tech job was that he was glad to get back closer to his daughters. I'm like 90% both older girls graduated from abilene wylie, and the youngest is still there. 

Posted
2 hours ago, Mole said:

Update for the perplexed: 

1. Fight broke out over this year’s matching jammies. He wanted Elf; she wanted Rudolf. Things got heated.

2. She has recanted, which is evidence that Beard is a violent abuser.

3. All wounds (on both sides) were probably self-inflicted. It was a weird fight. 

4. He’s definitely gone, unless he isn’t fired before some deadline I just made up in my head, in which case he will be back in mid-January.

5. Bag-men have found a new line of business in the NIL world.

6. Youth volleyball is very, very serious.

 

7. Surly only marries 10s that are totally cool with them having an orgy with escorts in St. Barth’s. 

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Posted
10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Frankly no reason to apologize.  If you're shooting that many verbal and non-verbal cues and she's still laying into you sometimes you have to go over the top to get their attention.  A little yelling isn't something to do all the time, but sometimes the situation warrants it.  Now if you're screaming and belittling your other half all the time?  That's a problem.

Yep, occasionally you got to beast out on her (not physically) to keep the peace.  

Posted
8 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If I dated a Lubbock 9 and then moved to Austin where she was downgraded to an Austin 3, I’d want to choke someone too.

Tell me you haven’t spent much time at Tech without telling me you haven’t spent much time at Tech.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, HookEm said:

Tell me you haven’t spent much time at Tech without telling me you haven’t spent much time at Tech.

Right.  Tech is known for a lot of things.  Lack of hot chicks is not one of them.

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1 hour ago, harpercollins said:

Where did this come from?  They may share custody (maybe he had them in the summers), but I'm fairly certain that the girls' primary residence is with their mom in Abilene. That was one of the things he said in the press conference in taking the tech job was that he was glad to get back closer to his daughters. I'm like 90% both older girls graduated from abilene wylie, and the youngest is still there. 

Nothing like a Baylor fan coming in here to play the high-horse card. Beard is going through some shit but as far as we know he didn't cover up an institution-wide rape scandal. 

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41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nothing like a Baylor fan coming in here to play the high-horse card. Beard is going through some shit but as far as we know he didn't cover up an institution-wide rape scandal. 

Or cover up one of our players murdering the other

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Posted
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Nothing like a Baylor fan coming in here to play the high-horse card. Beard is going through some shit but as far as we know he didn't cover up an institution-wide rape scandal. 

Yo why is this SMoodle coming in here chirping?

Posted
4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Nothing like a Baylor fan coming in here to play the high-horse card. Beard is going through some shit but as far as we know he didn't cover up an institution-wide rape scandal

 

4 hours ago, Fletch said:

Or cover up one of our players murdering the other

When a university doesn't address a scandal the right way, it gets brought up for years and years. Sometimes, for generations. I hope our university leadership doesn't drop us down to the same level as Baylor and ou.

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Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

7. Surly only marries 10s that are totally cool with them having an orgy with escorts in St. Barth’s. 

Had no idea you frequented secret squirrel.  Thought it would offend your sensibilities.  
 

Merry Christmas 

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Posted (edited)
11 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

7. Surly only marries 10s that are totally cool with them having an orgy with escorts in St. Barth’s. 

Eh, that’s too much, I’ll settle for a 50+ year old 7.5-8 who is sweet on me and will go down on me during a mid day nap anchored of the coast off St Barth’s.

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

Eh, that’s too much, I’ll settle for a 50+ year old 7.5-8 who is sweet on me and will go down on me during a mid day nap anchored of the coast of St Barth’s.

That is quite specific.

Posted
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

A new pair of glasses and a mouth guard.

and she got about a $5mm induced case of amnesia.

Posted
Just now, UTGrad98 said:

That is quite specific.

I’ll admit St Barth’s is on the list still, St Vincent is next but it’s happened in the Caribbean more than once. A girl’s gotta have goals ya know?!

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Posted
2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Nothing new. Just thinking back to stories and rumors from before this story.

 

https://spectrumlocalnews.com/news/2015/11/20/eanes-isd-sends-letter-to-westlake-high-school-parents-about-student-safety

Yeah, if that is the situation I am remembering, that was ugly.  I think they suggested that the girl leave the district and no one was disciplined.

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Nothing like a Baylor fan coming in here to play the high-horse card. Beard is going through some shit but as far as we know he didn't cover up an institution-wide rape scandal. 


Or cover up one of our players murdering the other


Well that is an impressive level of bitchassedness to get sanctimonious vibes from my post about the girls going to high school in Abilene.

Merry Christmas, you giant babies. Now I am on a high horse.
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When I watch the exhausting gyrations our divorced friends have to go through to keep up with the children they share joint custody of, it makes me wonder. If they knew then what they know now about how hopelessly complicated their lives have become, would they still want to go ahead and get divorced?

I wonder if Coach Beard was thinking, "what has become of me," while he was being booked into the the Travis County Jail. He could have been spending this holiday season with his (former) wife and children, instead of being involved in this ugly legal mess.

Life is complex and I certainly don't know why his marriage didn't work out, but surely their marriage had to be preferable to being assaulted and then retaliating to a woman that, IMHO, doesn't seem like such a great catch. 

And to be completely shallow, I think his (former) wife is way better looking.  

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Posted
4 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Counterpoint: no matter how good looking she is, someone, somewhere out there, is tired of her shit

I think the difference is everyone is tired of his fiancé’s shit.  

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Posted
4 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yeah, if that is the situation I am remembering, that was ugly.  I think they suggested that the girl leave the district and no one was disciplined.

It was ugly, and yet no coaches or prominent admins were fired if I'm remembering it right.

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Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
It was ugly, and yet no coaches or prominent admins were fired if I'm remembering it right.

Can we get the details or is it worth not talking about and let it lie?

I'm saying the rumor was ugly. Uglier than the Beard police report I'd say, even. What always stuck with me is how nothing even came of it. Unheard-of control of the information considering this was 2015.

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1 hour ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
2 hours ago, chainsaw said:
It was ugly, and yet no coaches or prominent admins were fired if I'm remembering it right.

Can we get the details or is it worth not talking about and let it lie?

What I am referring to allegedly involved one obviously very intoxicated young lady and multiple young men who filmed their interaction.

 

Draw your own conclusions.

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yeah and yet none of these people who want to make the thread all about westlake's issues will actually just came out and say wtf it is that they're talking about. speaking in codes over here about something that apparently everyone already knows about anyway. 10/10 thread derail. 

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Not that it means anything, but Beard and his fiancée were out together the night before the incident, and so if I remember right that was right after a game. They were having issues that night and it was also confirmed that there were problems in NYC the week prior which was talked about earlier in this thread.

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