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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi


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7. Surly only marries 10s that are totally cool with them having an orgy with escorts in St. Barth’s. 

I married a 10 and we’ve hooked up on various St. Barth beaches, more times than I can count. It’s pretty high on my list of favorite activities and it can take me to place where I don’t give shit what Chris Beard is doing, or that college sports even exist for that matter. Okay…off to look at flights.
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10 hours ago, justhookit said:

Not that it means anything, but Beard and his fiancée were out together the night before the incident, and so if I remember right that was right after a game. They were having issues that night and it was also confirmed that there were problems in NYC the week prior which was talked about earlier in this thread.

Nah, it was the night before the game. They had been off a couple days after the NY trip.  Rumors above about issues during that trip though

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10 hours ago, justhookit said:

Not that it means anything, but Beard and his fiancée were out together the night before the incident, and so if I remember right that was right after a game. They were having issues that night and it was also confirmed that there were problems in NYC the week prior which was talked about earlier in this thread.

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20 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

When I watch the exhausting gyrations our divorced friends have to go through to keep up with the children they share joint custody of, it makes me wonder. If they knew then what they know now about how hopelessly complicated their lives have become, would they still want to go ahead and get divorced?

I wonder if Coach Beard was thinking, "what has become of me," while he was being booked into the the Travis County Jail. He could have been spending this holiday season with his (former) wife and children, instead of being involved in this ugly legal mess.

Life is complex and I certainly don't know why his marriage didn't work out, but surely their marriage had to be preferable to being assaulted and then retaliating to a woman that, IMHO, doesn't seem like such a great catch. 

And to be completely shallow, I think his (former) wife is way better looking.  

At least from my perspective, I 100% say yes, I'm glad I'm no longer married to the mother of my children. She's a fucking loon.

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18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

At least from my perspective, I 100% say yes, I'm glad I'm no longer married to the mother of my children. She's a fucking loon.

Well, that makes sense, and I am glad for you.

It seems like people who are high-achievers, like Beard, often have messy personal lives. Perhaps the price of being completely devoted to his success was to not have time for a personal life. Still, damn, seems like he could have found someone more compatible and presentable than Trew. A great partner can help you go farther. 

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Just now, TreatyOak said:

Well, that makes sense, and I am glad for you.

It seems like people who are high-achievers, like Beard, often have messy personal lives. Perhaps the price of being completely devoted to his success was to not have time for a personal life. Still, damn, seems like he could have found someone more compatible and presentable than Trew. A great partner can help you go farther. 

Agree. And agree.

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53 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

You know why divorce is expensive?

Because it’s worth it 

McLintock -- Silly John Wayne movie, but has some great lines:

Drago :  "That divorce business. Is that whatcha get when you paya woman not to live with ya?"

McLintock :  "That's about it."

Drago:  "Some women I know'd be worth it."

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

McLintock -- Silly John Wayne movie, but has some great lines:

Drago :  "That divorce business. Is that whatcha get when you paya woman not to live with ya?"

McLintock :  "That's about it."

Drago:  "Some women I know'd be worth it."

It's a fun movie.

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47 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I don't know why anyone associated w the school should have been fired. That took place off-campus on a weekend in a private home. 

I think part of the story was that the video was shared on-campus. Again my memory of the rumor is fuzzy, but this is the kind of thing that can sink the higher-ups regardless where it takes place.

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14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I think part of the story was that the video was shared on-campus. Again my memory of the rumor is fuzzy, but this is the kind of thing that can sink the higher-ups regardless where it takes place.

Thnx. Admins have no control over what kids share on their phones, although they can certainly punish individuals if they can prove that the content was shared on school grounds.  

In another case, the school did give out punishment for some dumb kid's inappropriate costume at a Halloween party at a private home on a weekend. In my mind, this is overstepping a school's authority. The kid that did that had his acceptance letter to a major university withdrawn. 

I do hope those rotten young men suffered actual legal punishment in some way. That girl played sports w one of my daughters and she was a nice person. 

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2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I guess UT is going to play the long game and let this drag out until people forget about it and then bring him back quietly. 

It sure is looking that way.  Legal process will likely take us through the majority of the season.  I could see a scenario where the admins keep him on unpaid leave through the season, letting the process play out. DA will likely drop charges at the behest of the fiancee.  He has a presser this late spring, early summer, and assuming he handles that appropriately (ie is contrite, offers apologies to the team, school etc.), he'll be brought back.  Recruits that commit will be allowed to stay or go, but in the end if they know hes the coach in 23-24, some may stick.  Not saying  I agree with all of that, but its certainly plausible .

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17 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I guess UT is going to play the long game and let this drag out until people forget about it and then bring him back quietly. 

 

10 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

It sure is looking that way.  Legal process will likely take us through the majority of the season.  I could see a scenario where the admins keep him on unpaid leave through the season, letting the process play out. DA will likely drop charges at the behest of the fiancee.  He has a presser this late spring, early summer, and assuming he handles that appropriately (ie is contrite, offers apologies to the team, school etc.), he'll be brought back.  Recruits that commit will be allowed to stay or go, but in the end if they know hes the coach in 23-24, some may stick.  Not saying  I agree with all of that, but its certainly plausible .

The university has quite plainly found some ground to stand on regarding this incident and isn't in a hurry to cut him loose for cause otherwise it would've been done already. Maybe they're still awaiting an investigation of its own to make a final determination. Again, there's no rush as we wouldn't be hiring his replacement until mid/late March at the absolute earliest anyways. If this was an open-and-shut case he'd be gone already.

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55 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Thnx. Admins have no control over what kids share on their phones, although they can certainly punish individuals if they can prove that the content was shared on school grounds.  

In another case, the school did give out punishment for some dumb kid's inappropriate costume at a Halloween party at a private home on a weekend. In my mind, this is overstepping a school's authority. The kid that did that had his acceptance letter to a major university withdrawn. 

I do hope those rotten young men suffered actual legal punishment in some way. That girl played sports w one of my daughters and she was a nice person. 

It's an incredibly difficult situation for the school because I believe under the law they have to provide a safe learning environment for her. How would they possibly do that under those circumstances? I only brought it up because people seem to think UT is trying to sweep this under the rug, and although it seems impossible to do, you'd be surprised how effectively some things can be swept under the rug even today.

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57 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Well put that famous Westlake networking into action and get her Gabbie Carter’s contacts to set up an internship.

Does she still live around here?  Asking for a friend.  I see Mia Khalifa and some male star dude named Nixon around town sometimes.  I don’t know his full name or work but I recognized him from videos with a certain actress I enjoy the work if.  /csb.  Moving on…………

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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

It’s a little surprising to me that they were having relationship issues in the days leading up to their brawl.  I guess you never know. 

Well, in this case where it’s mostly he said/she said and trying to get a a story out, I was verifying the rumor that there was an incident in NYC, and there was also one in public the night before the arrest. I’m not comfortable putting the details out there. But the fact that there are at least 2 verifiable incidents of her behavior right before the arrest makes it much more likely, to me, that Beard was truly defending himself. And then left the house which is also verified. this isn’t a case of Beard or his legal team paying her off to change a story. I thought it was interesting that the rumor about NYC which I heard early on was true and I hadn’t heard anything about the night before. Anyway I’ll go ahead and let y’all continue talking about Westlake.

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14 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Does she still live around here?  Asking for a friend.  I see Mia Khalifa and some male star dude named Nixon around town sometimes.  I don’t know his full name or work but I recognized him from videos with a certain actress I enjoy the work if.  /csb.  Moving on…………

Tyler Nixon?

Fav male pornstar. Always seemed like a cool guy. Decent wang, too. 

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Decent Wang Two was his best film.  Not judging you for knowing that.  I dunno. He does some scenes with the hottest 3 or 4 chicks I enjoy looking up.  

Csb/ in one week awhile back I saw him, Mia Khalifa, Bosworth (who I actually see staring at HEB milf ass same as me on the regular), Jamie Lynn Sigler, dude from Entourage, and brother D day from animal house-bruce something (helluva nice guy), and the tiny dude from Lord of the Rings. And I wondered what is happening to our town?  Used to just be just Sandra and Matt as our celebrities and Dell and Dejoria as billionaires.  

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1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I guess UT is going to play the long game and let this drag out until people forget about it and then bring him back quietly. 

More likely, facts are being gathered that will show the accusations bear little relation to reality and that Beard did pretty much all he could to do to avoid the situation, short of kicking her out the house before it all went down. That has taken time as will sorting out how to approach the implications of of what actually happened. 

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33 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Decent Wang Two was his best film.  Not judging you for knowing that.  I dunno. He does some scenes with the hottest 3 or 4 chicks I enjoy looking up.  

Csb/ in one week awhile back I saw him, Mia Khalifa, Bosworth (who I actually see staring at HEB milf ass same as me on the regular), Jamie Lynn Sigler, dude from Entourage, and brother D day from animal house-bruce something (helluva nice guy), and the tiny dude from Lord of the Rings. And I wondered what is happening to our town?  Used to just be just Sandra and Matt as our celebrities and Dell and Dejoria as billionaires.  

I don't watch porn videos for the dudes that are in them - because - well I'm not gay - but I've found that some guys are more off-putting than others.

I've seen Bosworth around town. 

Elijah Wood has lived here for a while. 

Also met Linklater recently but no shit he's been here forever. Very nice guy and about what you'd expect. He was talking about this art project he's been working on out in Bastrop and someone asked "so what's the purpose behind it?" and he goes "I don't know, man. What's the purpose of anything?" and I was like fuck that's so cool. 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Decent Wang Two was his best film.  Not judging you for knowing that.  I dunno. He does some scenes with the hottest 3 or 4 chicks I enjoy looking up.  

Csb/ in one week awhile back I saw him, Mia Khalifa, Bosworth (who I actually see staring at HEB milf ass same as me on the regular), Jamie Lynn Sigler, dude from Entourage, and brother D day from animal house-bruce something (helluva nice guy), and the tiny dude from Lord of the Rings. And I wondered what is happening to our town?  Used to just be just Sandra and Matt as our celebrities and Dell and Dejoria as billionaires.  

C’mon now Robert plant lived here for a while. And Janine lindenmulder.

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