Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

[SL Xpress 7,517]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’m assuming ole miss is gonna have quite a few transfers? I don’t know their roster situation so how many spots do they have to fill?

Apparently he did a decent job in convincing Ole Miss players to stick around. But I don't know their specific numbers. I'm sure he'll have quite a few transfers, and he won't be terribly picky the first year. Ole Miss has been so terrible the last couple of years, they'll improve as a program by simply not completely sucking. 

[Braff Zacklin 13,635]

7 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

Ole Miss has been so terrible the last couple of years, they'll improve as a program by simply not completely sucking. 

They'll most likely do a great deal more than that ... unfortunately.

[SL Xpress 7,517]

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

They'll most likely do a great deal more than that ... unfortunately.

You and I are on the same page there, brutha.

[closetohumping 17,454]

11 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

They'll most likely do a great deal more than that ... unfortunately.

Distinct possiblity

[shadow_operative 15,932]

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

[Eskimohorn 5,642]

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

Chris Beard more likely than not beat a woman. He failed to adequately explain himself (for fear of criminal and civil liability), he likely lied to police, and is likely a piece of shit.

Its a great thread title and fits in nicely between the APD Mug Shut Photos and Does the Ass Take the Length?

[Kermit 3,158]

54 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

Well, we are all of those things. 

[MotownHorn 1,770]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

maybe it should remind you to not get arrested for 3rd degree felony domestic violence

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

stfu bitch, fucking domestic abuse adjacent fatty

[TreatyOak 16,383]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

this thread title reminds to be juvenile and stupid. makes the entire board sound like whiny, petulant children. 

[TreatyOak 16,383]

[shadow_operative 15,932]

Jamarion Sharp to Ole Miss. averaged 7.8 pts, 7.6 reb, and 4.4 blk during two years at Western Kentucky. spent two previous years at something called John A. Logan College.

 

[ClubWhatever 12,153]

So having a rim protector is a good idea for Ole Miss but not for Texas?

Edited April 28, 2023 by ClubWhatever

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

The jail scare got Beard a bit more conscientious about rim protection 

[ClubWhatever 12,153]

It would be interesting to construct a continuum of worse and worse behavior and see what jobs Beard could get at various places on it.   He’d probably get a job at Ole Miss pretty high up on the scale.  Although we do know they won’t tolerate lying about multiple escorts hired using company resources.   Which makes you wonder if their priorities might be all messed up.  You’d be ok at Auburn not only with abuse of university resources but lying to the NCAA and major recruiting infractions.  Scaring your girlfriend half to death?  Ok at Ole Miss, unknown at Auburn, although I suspect if Pearl suddenly had had a meltdown Beard would have been in the mix.  Now what about gun violations?  Brandishing a loaded firearm at your SO.   That could get dicey for you. 

[Js1 85,449]

5 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So having a rim protector is a good idea for Ole Miss but not for Texas?

Yeah fuck that guy. 

[Wally Fairway 5,571]

On 4/11/2023 at 2:10 PM, TreatyOak said:

whoa, whoa, whoa - we need more posts like this, hell more posters like this.
she could show us her boobs and we would all vote for her for City Council

[shadow_operative 15,932]

 

 

[LTtxfan 49,318]

On 4/28/2023 at 5:05 AM, ClubWhatever said:

So having a rim protector is a good idea for Ole Miss but not for Texas?

 

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

 

 

 

On 4/28/2023 at 10:35 AM, Js1 said:

Yeah fuck that guy. 

 

I agree with @Js1

[Pancho 44,879]

 

[Deej 76,858]

The path that led him from Austin to Oxford was a beaten path. 

[Guest]

"we had a vision..."

Not after that bitch knocked off your glasses.

[Dbeasy 15,075]

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

[Deej 76,858]

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

45 minutes ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Then why isn’t that his public story?

[Deej 76,858]

Who knows? I have a feeling the both committed assault that evening. 

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

He isn’t our coach anymore and is coaching at a soon to be conference mate, thread title truthfulness doesn’t matter anymore. Fuck that klan aggy loser.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

Edited May 27, 2023 by shadow_operative

[Hank_Hill 18,893]

Brett Bielema probably isn’t ACTUALLY a retard, but it’s alleged. Bob Stoops probably doesn’t ACTUALLY eat dicks…but it’s alleged. Craig James definitely killed 5 hookers though.

Edited May 27, 2023 by Hank_Hill

[Revolution512 1,493]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Your understanding is stupid and weetadid 

[immamac 42,877]

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

Straight up fuck Chris Beard. He's a piece of shit. 

12 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

There was never clarity around what Beard did or didn’t do that fateful night, and for that reason this thread title is bs. 

FIFY 

[HookEm 2,467]

I feel like if we can have a thread title wondering whether Kevin Durant is a Longhorn, it is probably safe to have a thread title calling Chris Beard a piece of shit.

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

it's also just childish and indicates that we're all over here just super buttsore about chris beard teasing us with success and then immediately leaving us hanging. take the petty emotions out of it and just make it a regular old thread title. 

you know it's funny, because two equally popular opinions around here are "chris beard isn't our coach anymore, stop talking about him, who cares?!!" and "this thread title is awesome!!". if we really don't care about him then let's change this stupid thread title.

What is your feeling on the popularity of the opinion “who cares what the thread title is?” because that describes me more than the two in your post. 

[closetohumping 17,454]

Leave Chris alone!!!! 

[closetohumping 17,454]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

Sounds like he was the innocent victim.  How did he get arrested over that

[Eskimohorn 5,642]

My understanding was that after she knocked his glasses off, she kicked him in the nuts, after an argument about a prenuptial agreement. He left the house and came back to the cops being there waiting for him. 

My understanding is that he thought his fiancee died years ago, but came back and had no memory. In fact, she was a key member of an international exotic car hijack ring. So Beard assembled his crew, or family, to take out this hijack ring. It ended with a scuffle at Beard’s house and police were called. But Beard lost part of his crew, including Gisselle and Han. Beard’s fiancee has now regained her memory and now they live happily ever after.

[South Austin 52,523]

13 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

it's also just childish

Hi, and welcome to Surly. Stay a while.

[deech 2,291]

The lengths some of you will go to defend the guy.  I'll never understand it.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

1 hour ago, deech said:

The lengths some of you will go to defend the guy.  I'll never understand it.

what lengths? i'm sorry that being honest and objective about this situation doesn't end the way you want it to. she was drunk, he was sober; he tried to get away from her, she followed him from room to room; she attacked him and started the physical fight. he's literally the victim in everyone's eyes if he the woman and she's the man.

nobody here is even defending him putting his hands on her, he's a fucking idiot for that, and for not leaving her ass ages ago to begin with. but it's just blatant faux outrage to climb up on that pedestal and drag him as a despicable woman beater when that's just not reality. it's just going, "look at me and how virtuous i am! look at all of my outrage and praise me!" you can still think chris beard is a dumb piece of shit who fucked over his team and this program, because he is, and he did. that doesn't make him a domestic abuser or a woman beater. 

Edited May 28, 2023 by shadow_operative

[MotownHorn 1,770]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

what lengths? i'm sorry that being honest and objective about this situation doesn't end the way you want it to. she was drunk, he was sober; he tried to get away from her, she followed him from room to room; she attacked him and started the physical fight. he's literally the victim in everyone's eyes if he the woman and she's the man.

nobody here is even defending him putting his hands on her, he's a fucking idiot for that, and for not leaving her ass ages ago to begin with. but it's just blatant faux outrage to climb up on that pedestal and drag him as a despicable woman beater when that's just not reality. it's just going, "look at me and how virtuous i am! look at all of my outrage and praise me!" you can still think chris beard is a dumb piece of shit who fucked over his team and this program, because he is, and he did. that doesn't make him a domestic abuser or a woman beater. 

I'm not even gonna read all this shit you wrote here

But some dude wrote one sentence about "the lengths people will go to defend Beard"

And then you wrote TWO FULL PARAGRAPHS of gibberish that began "what lengths?"

My man...

[deech 2,291]

I sure wish I didn't have someone else quote someone I have on block because now I have read it.  Derka you write in defense like you were there and witnessed the entire event.  Then claim to be honest and objective.  

[Firemans4Horn 18,117]

[MAUFRAIS 6,630]

He was so pink. Looked like a big ol’ ham.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

25 minutes ago, deech said:

I sure wish I didn't have someone else quote someone I have on block because now I have read it.  Derka you write in defense like you were there and witnessed the entire event.  Then claim to be honest and objective.  

these facts are public. 

mill also never understand the flex of announcing that you have someone on ignore. it just makes you look weak minded and childish, but flex away.

Edited May 28, 2023 by shadow_operative

[shadow_operative 15,932]

10 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I'm not even gonna read all this shit you wrote here

But some dude wrote one sentence about "the lengths people will go to defend Beard"

And then you wrote TWO FULL PARAGRAPHS of gibberish that began "what lengths?"

My man...

so you're not even going to read my post, but you're still going to respond to it, claim that it's all gibberish, and then admonish me for it. in four paragraphs. great stuff, as always. 

Edited May 28, 2023 by shadow_operative

[shadow_operative 15,932]

i guess i'm going to have to keep making this same type of post until some of you gain some semblance of self awareness. 

y'all sit back and whine and cry over my very existence, but what do you bring to this board, or any discussion that takes place here? can a single poster here recall anything substantive or informative or even useful that either of you has ever posted here? i sure as hell can't.

but still you come here and you post, and when i respond to you in an earnest, german fashion, what do you do? you make whiny, woe is me posts that have zero to do with basketball or the thread subject, and instead just post to insult me and again, complain about my very existence. all while convincing yourselves that i'm a problem and you're not. how do you not see how pathetic, ironic, and self defeating that is? how do you rationalize your claims that i ruin this board when every post you make is some childish gripe about me or some ad hominem to me? grow the fuck up already.

if i'm such a pox upon this board then stop making every single one of your posts sis ga he tips bullshit that's all about me. you don't get to drive the thread there and then cry about it upon arrival. 

Edited May 28, 2023 by shadow_operative

[shadow_operative 15,932]

i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

Edited May 28, 2023 by shadow_operative

[TreatyOak 16,383]

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

Shadow, I genuinely enjoy your presence here, but I am, again, worried about your mental health. I suggest you step away for a few days and try to focus on something else. It's not worth it to get yourself so worked up. Take care of yourself. 

[AbeFroman 2,200]

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i will never ever ever understand why or how so many of you go out of your way to insult me, to make the thread all about me, to not even post about the thread subject, and then to convince yourselves that *I* ruin this board. you're driving me fucking insane. stop posting about me. post about the fucking thread.

 

@MotownHorn i swear to god i will name you in my suicide note. your incessant belittling posts make me want to die. i fucking hate you and your existence which seems to be solely driven by being a piece of shit to me when all i'm trying to do is talk sports. you're an absolute piece of shit. stop posting about me. just fucking stop it. grow the fuck uo and leavee alone, for the love of fucking GOD. this isn't a game asshole. if i'm not starting shit with you. then just fucking leave me alone. GOD DAMN IT.

Brother take a few deep breaths, I can promise you it is not that serious.  Silly opinions and insults on a board are only that, it's just banter.  Don't let this affect who you are in the real outside.  When you come to the awakening that no one here can actually hurt you, you'll be alright.

[jimmyjazz 46,000]

This is some seriously off behavior for a Sunday morning.  It's not actually personal, Derka.  Take the advice ^^^^^, step away, breathe deep, maybe get some sun.