Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

[CycleTex87 2966]

So I guess we move back to FEC now?  Burn it all down, we can't have nice things.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

4 minutes ago, petscii said:

ERRBODY GETS A D.

Hey D's get degrees.

[AnotherLawyer 389]

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LOL, if you have a Minton representing you, you're guilty.  A gal I used to date was hired there out of UT Law, and we used to hang out in the "red room" for drinks and war stories.  Roy and clan were relentless.

This is so laughably wrong, it stopped being comical halfway through.

[4th_and_18 687]

Jesus, I'm fucked.  I have grades due at noon today, and I spent the first two hours of the morning reading this thread instead of working on that.  I'm going to be spend the entire week filling out 219 Change-of-Grade forms now.
Fuck you, Beard!

You still have time. Thursday at 5:01 PM is when you need to start submitting change forms. And remember those route through the dean’s office. You don’t want that.
Edited to say this is the UT deadline. I didn’t know you were at another school.

[TexArcher 37763]

1 minute ago, JesusFChrist said:

magnaminous

It's "magnanimous," and it doesn't mean what you think it means.

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

59 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

Volleyball is playing in the Final Four on Thursday 6pm, ESPN. It's a fun sport. Check it out.

Easy on the eyes too.  

[Red Five 40840]

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

So I guess we move back to FEC now?  Burn it all down, we can't have nice things.

Eh, I'm not in the Mood. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

14 minutes ago, JesusFChrist said:

This is fake or the or has been deleted. This person will get fired quicker than Beard (he won't).

Hi Perry!

[HouTex 1866]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

There are other elements for establishing a common law marriage.  Google it.  

[steelcityblue 33]

Sooo..ummm...where was that monkey during this?

[MotownHorn 1759]

13 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Nothing says "Top Tier Human" like choking your old lady.

1) I said "decent guy" not "top tier human"

2) I'm a softie and believe most people are good deep down but get lost along the way

People make mistakes. Especially when alcohol is involved. 

A person can be a good person when sober and terrible person when drunk. Those people need to simply stop drinking alcohol and life gets much better for them.

Disclaimer: I drink alcohol. I'm not an AA guy. But I've seen this type of shit enough times in my life.

[kevwun 15764]

He's a troll, but it that post was real that lady is definitely getting fired.  That would break all kinds of laws and hospital policies.

[hornian 5210]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

Not at all true. Don’t want to derail the thread with that though. 

[GoPokes83 2240]

Too lazy to scroll 700 comments… wasn’t he in trouble before for domestic violence or whatever years ago, or did I just make that up?

[Jebus 1305]

2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Hey D's get degrees.

[Hermanator 7032]

50 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They're going to arrest under suspicion of something but the fact that we have a firm charge of 3rd degree assault of a family member already does not strike me as a good sign.

 

Nobody is saying it took two hours for the cops to show up. Apparently, the first call to 911 came in sometime after midnight and Beard was arrested after 2 and booked after 4. The situation was probably defused rather quickly and then everybody sat around for a bit while an investigation or interviews were conducted. Beard was likely cuffed and put in the back of the cop car or isolated somewhere else for quite some time before they took him to jail.

 

Pretty sure a felony conviction is going to get just about anybody fired anywhere.

There's no difference. Assuming the fiance is the person who filed the complaint this is how it'll probably go:

Lawyer Perry Mason talks to her, she realizes her gravy train is Beard and she loves him, and she will drop all charges. Then the family and the UT AD put out statements that it was a misunderstanding or something like that, family issue, working on getting it situated, and please respect our privacy. 

For right or wrong that's the most likely scenario if it's about a domestic attack. There won't be formal charges filed unless she really wants to get him. And usually if that's the case it's a pattern of behavior that just now reared up publicly. I'll guess we'll see what happens

[txindep 142]

51 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

written but I feel you po elvis

“Written” doesn’t rhyme. “Wrote his quote” = smooth flow. Bro, do you even freestyle? Username doesn’t check out.

[justhookit 4191]

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

1) I said "decent guy" not "top tier human"

2) I'm a softie and believe most people are good deep down but get lost along the way

People make mistakes. Especially when alcohol is involved. 

A person can be a good person when sober and terrible person when drunk. Those people need to simply stop drinking alcohol and life gets much better for them.

Disclaimer: I drink alcohol. I'm not an AA guy. But I've seen this type of shit enough times in my life.

Why do you keep bringing up alcohol in relation to this incident? I mean I realize 99% of this thread is speculation but at least there is some tweet or rumor or whatever to base that speculation on. You seem to be just going off of time of night?

[tx 3 putt 76870]

Will they ever release his bac ?

I’ll guess .24 

[ChickenSandwich 9826]

a headlock can be considered impeding breath 

[freyguy 4262]

2 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Too lazy to scroll 700 comments… wasn’t he in trouble before for domestic violence or whatever years ago, or did I just make that up?

Nah, domestic violence is usually one-offs and out of the blue.  Rarely is there a historical pattern of non-reported events

[JFKFC 4878]

[Sandman 3403]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Why do you keep bringing up alcohol in relation to this incident? I mean I realize 99% of this thread is speculation but at least there is some tweet or rumor or whatever to base that speculation on. You seem to be just going off of time of night?

Maybe because of this?

 

[po elvis 2070]

3 minutes ago, txindep said:

“Written” doesn’t rhyme. “Wrote his quote” = smooth flow. Bro, do you even freestyle? Username doesn’t check out.

uh yeah that's the ticket!!

[MotownHorn 1759]

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Why do you keep bringing up alcohol in relation to this incident? I mean I realize 99% of this thread is speculation but at least there is some tweet or rumor or whatever to base that speculation on. You seem to be just going off of time of night?

Yes. I don't know many domestic violence incidents that occur at any time of day without alcohol involved. Let alone at midnight.

[honolulu horn 6158]

Well we choked against Illinois, maybe there's a pattern brewing

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

6 minutes ago, steelcityblue said:

Sooo..ummm...where was that monkey during this?

You'd think the minister of culture would make sure every athletic department has a fall monkey 

[CooterBrown 18003]

a headlock can be considered impeding breath 

He could’ve just been sitting on her face getting his taint sucked.

Let go a juicy ripper and 9 out of 10 times, she’s calling the cops.

[Eggo 3977]

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

If this were true, I'd be Joseph Smith. 

[MoJames 8244]

4 minutes ago, AnotherLawyer said:

This is so laughably wrong, it stopped being comical halfway through.

And he'd know. Check his username.

[harpercollins 394]

5 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Too lazy to scroll 700 comments… wasn’t he in trouble before for domestic violence or whatever years ago, or did I just make that up?

i do remember he coached in the tournament with a broken hand from "punching a whiteboard."

[TexArcher 37763]

Just now, honolulu horn said:

Well we choked against Illinois, maybe there's a pattern brewing

 

[Beau Vine 54207]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Aren’t you at San Marcos?  Do any of those kids care what grades they get?

Absolutely they care!  They don't care enough to do the work that's required to get good grades, but they care about the grade I assign.

Because they've really worked hard this semester, but they just had some things come up in their lives that made it difficult for them to focus on my class!  And they're not good test takers!

[Horn80 6114]

When it comes to UT sports issues….

[Hermanator 7032]

10 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Hey D's get degrees.

Is this the most username checks out post in history?

[freyguy 4262]

1 minute ago, harpercollins said:

i do remember he coached in the tournament with a broken hand from "punching a white broad."

 

[MotownHorn 1759]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Absolutely they care!  They don't care enough to do the work that's required to get good grades, but they care about the grade I assign.

Because they've really worked hard this semester, but they just had some things come up in their lives that made it difficult for them to focus on my class!  And they're not good test takers!

LOL bullseye

I got 2 emails last week, after the final exam period, from students who hadn't completed over half the work this semester but could definitely get As if only I would let them finish all their remaining work in a 48 hour period before grades were due.

[Pescado_Rojo 19413]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Absolutely they care!  They don't care enough to do the work that's required to get good grades, but they care about the grade I assign.

Because they've really worked hard this semester, but they just had some things come up in their lives that made it difficult for them to focus on my class!  And they're not good test takers!

is that when you show them all their instagram posts from Tulum, Miami, Vegas, etc? 

[mwaadeeb 1209]

30 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Back in the early 2000’s I was casually banging crazy chick that decided she was going to beat the shit out of me. She had some bumps on her from me deflecting her stupid punches, but had she called the cops, I’m pretty sure they would have hauled me in. We were all alone in my apartment and I had barely a scratch on me. Not saying that is what happened here, but there are sometimes 2-sides to a story.  
 

Regardless, if you’re a 49yo millionaire you need to never be in that situation. Very poor judgement and warrants what is coming his way. 

Avatar checks out.

[Hermanator 7032]

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

a headlock can be considered impeding breath 

If you know what you're doing you can apply a blood choke which doesn't impede breathing at all. Renders unconsciousness. 

[Beau Vine 54207]

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

He could’ve just been sitting on her face getting his taint sucked.

Let go a juicy ripper and 9 out of 10 times, she’s calling the cops.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

5 minutes ago, Sandman said:

Maybe because of this?

 

over / under how many beers he kills on a typical Sunday ? 
 

I’ll say 52 

[kevwun 15764]

I bet it's liquor.  And this thread is whole bunch of people desperately trying to come up with scenarios that don't end in Beard getting fired.  It may not happen, but it's probably gonna.

[bullet 1596]

3 hours ago, CockadoodleHorn said:

Interesting that they say "impede breath circulation" as opposed to attempted murder.

[closetojumping 62555]

14 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Easy on the eyes too.  

Apparently you've never seen Wisconsin or Ohio State play women's volleyball.

[Gucci_Suit 2642]

It was just a stunt!

[Beau Vine 54207]

4 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

LOL bullseye

I got 2 emails last week, after the final exam period, from students who hadn't completed over half the work this semester but could definitely get As if only I would let them finish all their remaining work in a 48 hour period before grades were due.

2????

I literally got 40 of those emails.  One kid emailed me about 8 times.

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Wait, is it?  I've heard the "6 months cohabitation = common law married in Texas" thing for years.  Not so?

lol no

['stache 21795]

17 minutes ago, petscii said:

He has to never ever ever see this woman again.

That's not how this works, especially if they're both abusive in one way or another. She'll recant and stand by him begging people to believe her that he didn't do anything wrong, and one of them will be dead or seriously hurt in a few years. It's always fucking tragic and there's little you can do about it, even if he's prosecuted without her support, in many situations that makes them double down on the relationship. "Us against the world" until they are beating each other up again.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4768]

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

If the age we're living in has taught us anything it's to just PR the shit out of something initially, then go completely silent and it gets forgotten with the next school shooting or dumbass politician thing or something. People get distracted in record time these days.

I'm not holding the winning coach of my team to a higher standard than the people running the country are held. That's just crazy. 

There will be protesters outside the arena tonight calling for Beard’s head. Have you forgotten “We’re Texas” where protest has been an art form since the 60’s?