Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

[TornACL 7698]

I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

1 minute ago, TornACL said:

I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.

What about chocker jokes then?

[Valmy77 13225]

14 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

Holy shit. No way I am watching that.

What a crazy world we live in that that is available for us to watch.

[Your Mom 4805]

14 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

Jesus.  The $200 Ring camera above my garage has better sound quality than this.  

[Red Five 40847]

I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.

Just wait until suffocating defense comes around.

[Beau Vine 54208]

45 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I believe chocking is the preferred term for cock-induced choking. Or so I’ve been told 

That's what your mom calls it.

[SquishMitten 10403]

33 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't get why I am getting neged here. Do you guys think he should just coach tonight and we move on like nothing happened unless he is actually convicted? I just cannot imagine somebody thinking he shouldn't at least be immediately suspended. 

Saw that, and I was a little confused by it. Actually thought about it for a bit before scrolling away. I think it's probably because of the first part of your statement. Saying he should be suspended pending an investigation is perfectly rational. Once the school has somewhat of a grasp on what actually went down, 99% chance that's going to happen unless Beard calls up CDC and says "yeah, I beat the shit out of her, and her throat was a solid bruise when the cops took pictures of her." In which case, they skip the suspension and move to the firing.

But everyone here is getting tired of people jumping way too far on the conclusions mat. I think you got lumped into that group by saying you "know what happened." You don't actually know that though. You only know he got arrested for some sort of DV.

Also, calling it an embarrassment to the university, while not entirely true in my opinion but I don't totally blame you for feeling that way, isn't avoidable. Actions can't be taken on those grounds alone, at least not yet. It's going to remain as such unless he is able to totally clear his name, and that's unfortunately something we just have to deal with over the next few hours/days. While employers don't have to presume innocent until proven guilty, the university still has to gather more details and provide some sort of due process. By your posting, I think you agree with that.

Edited December 12, 2022 by SquishMitten

[tx 3 putt 76874]

I take Back what i posted earlier, he’s 100% done here 

[Pancho 44714]

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

We could have video of Beard ripping his fiancee's heart out of her chest like in the Indiana Jones movie and 3/4 of this board would say we need to take some time and go through proper channels and set up a committee.

No they wouldn’t. 

 

Stop being so emotional and just wait a damn minute. I would guess most people are upset. Beard is a good coach, the team is good, the FF is in Houston, and we have a good shot of making that. With this it now seems like everything is just gone. I get it—we are all upset at the news. But to be this emotional about this is just disturbing. It’s like you can’t rationally think things through. 

[TexArcher 37771]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Just wait until suffocating defense comes around.

Havoc!!

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

57 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Looks pretty sober in this pic.

[cabowabo 4484]

Poor bastard is now gonna have to get a real job like the rest of us losers.

[MoJames 8244]

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

We could have video of Beard ripping his fiancee's heart out of her chest like in the Indiana Jones movie and 3/4 of this board would say we need to take some time and go through proper channels and set up a committee.

Dude in Indiana Jones never ripped anyone's heart out, it was a trick. So is this a roundabout way of you saying Beard is innocent?

[justhookit 4191]

2 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Jesus.  The $200 Ring camera above my garage has better sound quality than this.  

No kidding. From what I could make out the only new info was that there is a TRO in effect and he is allowed to call and text her and I assume that is standard.

[closetojumping 62568]

I found that video to be dark comedy-level uncomfortable and humiliating in a way that accidentally made me laugh out loud. That guy is fucking toast. 

[FloridaHorn 4753]

21 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I though from early reports that cops were there when he was choking someone out.   

It now sounds like they may have arrested him based on what she claimed.

Maybe he's a piece of shit wife beater, or maybe she's a lying vindictive crazy woman.   I have no idea. 

Time to tap the breaks. 

Those brakes should have been tapped until the whole story came out to begin with.

[Anastasis 23464]

He's done. 

[JFKFC 4878]

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Dude in Indiana Jones never ripped anyone's heart out, it was a trick. So is this a roundabout way of you saying Beard is innocent?

Wasn't he holding a beating heart in his hand? Whose heart was it? My God, I rushed to judgement in the 80s about this medicine man.  

['stache 21800]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Poor bastard is now gonna have to get a real job like the rest of us losers.

I could live comfortably from what is probably currently in his bank account. Would probably need to sell and downgrade some things like housing, but he's made more by 49 than most of us can imagine making in a lifetime. 

[WinningIsHard 4027]

15 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

We could have video of Beard ripping his fiancee's heart out of her chest like in the Indiana Jones movie and 3/4 of this board would say we need to take some time and go through proper channels and set up a committee.

You forgot to mention that we should have also taken some portal OL like baylor did, keep hitting the high notes bro lol. 

[Beau Vine 54208]

59 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Beard's gf looks strong -- like she could beat the shit out of half of Surly, at least, strong

Sure, but could she beat the shit out of a chimpanzee?

[perfectchaos007 6627]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I take Back what i posted earlier, he’s 100% done here 

Agreed, but I don’t think it will be a firing on the books. Chris will be allowed to profusely apologize for his actions in a final presser where he talks about how great the program is and it’s history etc and he failed to live up to that standard , and thus he announces his resignation. I think it will be handled in that manner but we’ll see. I’m sure CDC has already met with the players in a team meeting and briefed them on the next sequence of events 

[Pam Cummings 9639]

I just have a lawyer question. His lawyer's statement straight up denied that he did anything. Is that normal? If he actually did do something wrong, i figured the lawyer statement would be some fluff piece about gathering facts and cooperating with authorities. Is this meaningless?

[Deej 76755]

10 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I think we've hit our quota on Rick Barnes / choker jokes, you clowns.

If all these years later, Derka can still fuck up the boards with his shit, we can keep making the jokes. 

[BearSchlong 8083]

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Maybe.  But why would we bother to figure out what it actually is when we could have fired CDC by lunchtime today listening to you?

I say fire Greg Abbot.  This has to go all the way up to him.

[InkaUtexas 25875]

Does not matter what the outcome of the trial is. Going to take time to get to trial. 

Suspend him from coaching duties. He can get a weekly rental on South Congress, or I am sure some bad ass apartment in Austin will let him in while it all goes down. 

If exonerated, discuss. If found guilty, shit can him. 

Sounds like a woman was assaulted. Not going to worry that much about our season. Just go and kick Rice's ass. 

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Hes toast. Whats Abe Lemons up to these days?

[B00M 6414]

Did I hear $10k bond? Seems excessive 

[4th&Five 41519]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Agreed, but I don’t think it will be a firing on the books. Chris will be allowed to profusely apologize for his actions in a final presser where he talks about how great the program is and it’s history etc and he failed to live up to that standard , and thus he announces his resignation. I think it will be handled in that manner but we’ll see. I’m sure CDC has already met with the players in a team meeting and briefed them on the next sequence of events 

If he did what he was arrested for there's no fucking way you even let him on campus again!

[Guest]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Woof. Not at all worth losing your career over. 

[Hank_Hill 18794]

Trial outcome at this point is meaningless, nobody is going to take him seriously after this. It’s ova. We were so close, back to hell.

[Valmy77 13225]

1 minute ago, B00M said:

Did I hear $10k bond? Seems excessive 

Odd. Others were saying it was extremely low. 

[petscii 1189]

3 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

I say fire Greg Abbot.  This has to go all the way up to him.

Greg Abbot won't stand for your insolence...

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

21 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

We could have video of Beard ripping his fiancee's heart out of her chest like in the Indiana Jones movie and 3/4 of this board would say we need to take some time and go through proper channels and set up a committee.

Yeah but recruits would see that be like “oh hell yes”

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, B00M said:

Did I hear $10k bond? Seems excessive 

I'm sure he can afford it

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Watching porn?

Watching "Heavy on Hotties" porn.

[Red Five 40847]

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

Did I hear $10k bond? Seems excessive 

For felony assault?

[CurlyDumps 4468]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Agreed, but I don’t think it will be a firing on the books. Chris will be allowed to profusely apologize for his actions in a final presser where he talks about how great the program is and it’s history etc and he failed to live up to that standard , and thus he announces his resignation. I think it will be handled in that manner but we’ll see. I’m sure CDC has already met with the players in a team meeting and briefed them on the next sequence of events 

Is this a bit? This is so far removed from reality, you can't actually think this is going to happen. The closest recent example of a comparable situation I can think of is Jon Gruden. Beard will quickly and quietly disappear from the public eye, maybe release a statement, and not be seen or heard from for years. There will be no grand final press conference. WTF are you on about.

[Uncle Nate 2097]

29 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

Ok, another question for the lawyers.

Doesn't he have the right to have his attorney there with him, even for this?

[Helobious 9451]

5 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I just have a lawyer question. His lawyer's statement straight up denied that he did anything. Is that normal? If he actually did do something wrong, i figured the lawyer statement would be some fluff piece about gathering facts and cooperating with authorities. Is this meaningless?

Yes. That’s normal and if your lawyer ever says otherwise when you’ve just been accused of something you need a new lawyer. 

['stache 21800]

3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I just have a lawyer question. His lawyer's statement straight up denied that he did anything. Is that normal? If he actually did do something wrong, i figured the lawyer statement would be some fluff piece about gathering facts and cooperating with authorities. Is this meaningless?

Seems pretty normal for lawyers who represent well-known public figures. They tend to be more aggressive in their denials based on press coverage. You'll see similar stuff from corporate lawyers on high profile things like oil spills. "Exxon-Mobil did nothing wrong to cause this accident and we intend to aggressively pursue the penguins who are responsible." Said a year before a nine-figure settlement.  

[UTEX_ME 4762]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Odd. Others were saying it was extremely low. 

According to random lawyer site, seems pretty typical for 3rd degree felony

 

[OU Sucks 8797]

7 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Agreed, but I don’t think it will be a firing on the books. Chris will be allowed to profusely apologize for his actions in a final presser where he talks about how great the program is and it’s history etc and he failed to live up to that standard , and thus he announces his resignation. I think it will be handled in that manner but we’ll see. I’m sure CDC has already met with the players in a team meeting and briefed them on the next sequence of events 

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

According to random lawyer site, seems pretty typical for 3rd degree felony

 

Gotcha. So actually the expected amount for a first offense.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

['stache 21800]

Got an email from OSU ticket office early this morning, lol. I think it went out before this hit the news.

40% off Basketball vs. Texas TODAY ONLY

 

Edit to point out that I get one of these pretty much every week for a different opponent. Our team stinks and attendance has been terrible. Just pointing out coincidental timing.

Edited December 12, 2022 by 'stache

[Beau Vine 54208]

32 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

 

Why the fuck they gotta dress him up like Pete from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

[dieucla98 2942]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Why the fuck they gotta dress him up like Pete from Oh Brother Where Art Thou?

They're waiting for the Bonobos sale to drop next week to refresh their wardrobe. Beard just timed it poorly.

[Mo Horn 8831]

So is the protective order SOP, or is that something the victim has to request? 

[Pasken 1309]

Gonna go out on a limb and guess there were strangulation marks left. If he's not fired before photos of those come out he'll sure be fired right after.