Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi

[SquishMitten 10403]

6 minutes ago, troph said:

Has there been any word from anyone involved in this matter today besides you brainiacs? 

Posh. Like anybody else would have something more valuable to contribute

[T-shirt Sip 2097]

8 hours ago, closetohumping said:

 OJ was found innocent by the courts, wouldn't want him to be our RB coach.

CFB is a cut throat business. He’s be a killer coach. 

[NAVY 6739]

15 minutes ago, pubes said:

I’d like to whisper to leslies bearded clam

User name checks out 

in a strong breeze 

Edited December 14, 2022 by NAVY

[immamac 42742]

This thread has turned to ass. 

[4th&Five 41486]

Just now, immamac said:

This thread has turned to ass. 

Because the beginning was so positive?

[pubes 139]

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

User name checks out 

in a strong breeze 

I bet if there was a strong breeze and you squished her clam in the right places at the right time you could play that song that sucked from titanic. 

[HookEm 2455]

 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread has turned to ass. 

Luckily I’m an ass man.

Edited December 14, 2022 by HookEm

[MotownHorn 1742]

1 hour ago, A-Tex Devil said:

he FA with crazy for far too long and FO.  Not our standard. 

This is the part that kills me. Dude had the world in the palm of his hand. Just end the toxic relationship that isn't serving anybody. Rent the nicest hotel suite in all of Austin for a few months and tell her to pack her shit and get out. What in the hell is he doing being anywhere near her as their relationship is clearly falling apart?!?!?!?!

[lilMAC25 3782]

6 hours ago, bullet said:

The bitemark on the forearm is not just weird as an aggressor, its just weird.  If she was on top strangling him, he wouldn't be able to get his mouth on her forearm.  He would only be able to do that when he freed himself.

Or if she was trying to strangle him from behind and that’s all he could reach.

 

doesn’t matter, he’s gone.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread has turned to ass. 

Ass is what got him in trouble so this seems fitting 

[immamac 42742]

2 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

This is the part that kills me. Dude had the world in the palm of his hand. Just end the toxic relationship that isn't serving anybody. Rent the nicest hotel suite in all of Austin for a few months and tell her to pack her shit and get out. What in the hell is he doing being anywhere near her as their relationship is clearly falling apart?!?!?!?!

Exactly this and also why wasn't his 800/hr lawyer there immediately once the cops were called? Like what the actual fuck. 

[lilMAC25 3782]

5 hours ago, immamac said:

wait, what if he literally just did what he had to so that she would stop attacking him like a banshee and that included physically removing her from the room and locking the door in a kinda chokehold while he was throwing her out.

MAYBE he gets to stay?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING LET IT GO THE GOOSE IS COOKED.

I mean, I think he’s gone, and I also think it’s possible she was attacking him and he was defending himself.

[DalTxHornFan 3089]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Exactly this and also why wasn't his 800/hr lawyer there immediately once the cops were called? Like what the actual fuck. 

Beard hadn't been spending enough time on Surly watching the "Don't Talk to the Police" video that is regularly posted here.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 834]

2 hours ago, GeorgetownLaw said:

You’re right. He is 6’6”

Height talk really strong tonight. I think this may explain it better.

 

[Deej 76670]

36 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I mean, she's not like an 8, but she's a good 6. Beard could absolutely do better, and I wish I had an answer as to why he's not banging an 18 year old stripper like a real coach would do. 

Amazing what $ can do, because Beard is one ugly dude. 

[CooterBrown 17955]

Now that this story has subsided, let’s just keep him. No one will notice.

[Born to Run 6569]

CSB Time:

My ex girlfriend and I got in an argument a few years out of college. I used to have anger issues, (but never physical) so it got pretty heated in our apartment. Yelling etc. She snapped and threw everything within arms reach at me. A vase, glasses, shoes. She had quite the arm. I tried to leave, she punched me, spit in my face and scratched my face and arms while trying to block the door. I grabbed her arm to stop her and then retreated to the bedroom door and locked myself in. Which she tried to force her way through unsuccessfully.

Our neighbors rightly called the cops.

Cops come and she's calmed down by then and had cleaned shit up enough. At first they wanted to take me in because her wrist was red. My ex had sensitive skin, beard stubble made her face or nether regions red. I definitely didnt try to hurt her in my defense but her wrist was red because of me. I thought for sure i was going downtown. I got grilled. Then they noticed all my wounds and scratches. They pivoted to wanting to take Her in.

I was able to explain that I was in construction framing houses" "see these were from today, here are older wounds from earlier in the week". They bought it. Got a warning to not have another call and urged to get counseling. Scheduled counseling, played the reconcile all is well game . Got my own place and moved out while she was at work a few weeks later. Did not give her my address. Her response verified the decision.

-The instances when a man should touch a woman are extremely limited and rare. We are bigger, stronger and more frightening in general. Just don't go there short of her having a weapon. I have never laid hands on a woman short of stopping my ex from scratching my face and I still almost went to jail. If I was in a high profile job at the time I'd lose it. Period, even from the neighbors talking.

-I was an an angry 24 year old and still didn't abuse back; it's a simple redline. CB fucked up. Lots at stake which makes a breakup or domestic strain that much more intense for both parties, but he should have never engaged.

- Fellas do not engage an angry woman for any reason. Especially in a 3rd floor apt with only one exit point

-If a woman gets physical in anyway, fucking leave its too risky.

-Chris Beard fucked up and is done here.

[hookem48 4686]

54 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

This is a basketball coach. He wasn't getting hired by the FBI. There's no top secret security clearance that he needs. You're an absolute nincompoop.

I believe this is the first time I ever read the word nincompoop. Pretty sure I would have spelled it wrong.

[lilMAC25 3782]

Nvm. I literally don’t care enough to get into this today.

 

Beard is gone, IMHO

Edited December 14, 2022 by lilMAC25

[Deej 76670]

Maybe, just maybe, and bear with me on this, he was just demonstrating how the Celtics fouled Kurt Rambis.

 

[horn4life 3758]

BBCAnd we (men) are fucking assholes.  But the key is to know not to fucking engage, when the BBC comes to play.  1-5 odds her search history had domestic assault in it, from the last week.  Beard is gone, but in the end, it's gonna because Randi Trew knew she was going to be living in a 1 bedroom apartment rather than Terry Town.  And Beard is a dumb fuck for doing anything but simply saying, "get your shit and go" last weekend.

But it's hard to put a woman you used to love on the street... Unless you are Ice T....

 

I would love to get on Randi's computer and type in... D...O...M...E.. and see what came up, and what was highlighted as read.  No matter Beard is gone, and she won.

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Maybe, just maybe, and bear with me on this, he was just demonstrating how the Celtics fouled Kurt Rambis.

 

Ok. That explains the fall off the bed.

Did he have to do Tyson-Holyfield on the same night?

[Dbeasy 15013]

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

Exactly this and also why wasn't his 800/hr lawyer there immediately once the cops were called? Like what the actual fuck. 

Ironic side note. A long time close friend of mine lives just down the street from him and is a lawyer who specializes in family domestic violence. He could have been there in one minute. 

[Not a cat 5628]

1 minute ago, horn4life said:

 But the key is to know not to fucking engage, when the BBC comes to play.  

[Deej 76670]

7 minutes ago, horn4life said:

BBCAnd we (men) are fucking assholes.  But the key is to know not to fucking engage, when the BBC comes to play.  1-5 odds her search history had domestic assault in it, from the last week.  Beard is gone, but in the end, it's gonna because Randi Trew knew she was going to be living in a 1 bedroom apartment rather than Terry Town.  And Beard is a dumb fuck for doing anything but simply saying, "get your shit and go" last weekend.

But it's hard to put a woman you used to love on the street... Unless you are Ice T....

 

I would love to get on Randi's computer and type in... D...O...M...E.. and see what came up, and what was highlighted as read.  No matter Beard is gone, and she won.

Never engage the BBC. We all saw where it got @NowThis

[Hookah Horns 3082]

8 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

That’s what I was thinking the move is if I’m Beard (and her) regarding the incident- she testifies it was all her lies and she choked/hit/bit herself (going to be bad if the bite is somewhere on her body she can’t get her mouth on) she sells it hard and we and UT all pretend we want to believe her and move on. 

some sort of “mistakes were made, I’m not pressing charges” won’t do him any good with UT. 

Note- I’m not saying this is what happened and I’m 99% sure this didn’t happen like this. Just saying the only thing that could possibly get him to keep his job. 

If I was crazy redhead I’d tell that lie rather than lose my meal ticket and I’d sell the hell out of it, complete with counseling for alcohol or whatever other show I needed to put on. 1/2 of 100M over there next 15-20 years is a lot better than coaching JR high volleyball and teaching PE. 

And why would she believe he'll stick with her crazy ass the next 20 years? 

[Deej 76670]

24 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Now that this story has subsided, let’s just keep him. No one will notice.

 

[MAUFRAIS 6591]

Worth a shot.

[Quagmire 2147]

Now that this story has subsided, let’s just keep him. No one will notice.

He can just grow a mustache and change his name to Christ Bread

[Hookah Horns 3082]

I hate when the BBC comes to play. 

[Deej 76670]

"You know, Matthew, I always dreamed of tossing my crazy girlfriend off this building."

 

[ChickenSandwich 9813]

27 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

CSB Time:

My ex girlfriend and I got in an argument a few years out of college. I used to have anger issues, (but never physical) so it got pretty heated in our apartment. Yelling etc. She snapped and threw everything within arms reach at me. A vase, glasses, shoes. She had quite the arm. I tried to leave, she punched me, spit in my face and scratched my face and arms while trying to block the door. I grabbed her arm to stop her and then retreated to the bedroom door and locked myself in. Which she tried to force her way through unsuccessfully.

Our neighbors rightly called the cops.

Cops come and she's calmed down by then and had cleaned shit up enough. At first they wanted to take me in because her wrist was red. My ex had sensitive skin, beard stubble made her face or nether regions red. I definitely didnt try to hurt her in my defense but her wrist was red because of me. I thought for sure i was going downtown. I got grilled. Then they noticed all my wounds and scratches. They pivoted to wanting to take Her in.

I was able to explain that I was in construction framing houses" "see these were from today, here are older wounds from earlier in the week". They bought it. Got a warning to not have another call and urged to get counseling. Scheduled counseling, played the reconcile all is well game . Got my own place and moved out while she was at work a few weeks later. Did not give her my address. Her response verified the decision.

-The instances when a man should touch a woman are extremely limited and rare. We are bigger, stronger and more frightening in general. Just don't go there short of her having a weapon. I have never laid hands on a woman short of stopping my ex from scratching my face and I still almost went to jail. If I was in a high profile job at the time I'd lose it. Period, even from the neighbors talking.

-I was an an angry 24 year old and still didn't abuse back; it's a simple redline. CB fucked up. Lots at stake which makes a breakup or domestic strain that much more intense for both parties, but he should have never engaged.

- Fellas do not engage an angry woman for any reason. Especially in a 3rd floor apt with only one exit point

-If a woman gets physical in anyway, fucking leave its too risky.

-Chris Beard fucked up and is done here.
 

Former Business partner had the same thing happen living with his baby momma. She was physical, slap, strangle and scratch. He was bleeding from the ear and lip. Hand prints on neck. Neighbors called cops, she didn't have a scratch on her,( 5 ft 95lbs vs 6-1 200) he went to jail. Charged with felony assault. CPS was called, and she was able to hold the threat of never seeing his child again while going to court and dealing with that and CPS etc. 

 

They eventually pled to misd and probation. 
 

Long story short, family court eventually grated him full custody and hinted he should leave the state/move so she couldn’t challenge custody easily and she was only allowed supervised visitation. 

[ChiTownDoc 21113]

Just when things were getting boring some dude confesses about his BBC interactions.  Wow

[MotownHorn 1742]

1 hour ago, troph said:

Has there been any word from anyone involved in this matter today besides you brainiacs? 

some idiot journalists have written some op-eds

[Deej 76670]

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just when things were getting boring some dude confesses about his BBC interactions.  Wow

This is Surly. 

[Wulaw Horn 19049]

20 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

And why would she believe he'll stick with her crazy ass the next 20 years? 

Installment plan. Or a big lump sum up front. Either way, her meal ticket is cooked unless she can get him back in good graces. 

[hornbri 1380]

3 hours ago, JFKFC said:

I am open to the idea that CDC isn't the shot caller on those 2 hires, but, he will be the one with his ass on the chopping block if both tank. 

No fucking way, the athletic department is in great shape and we won back to back directors cups. No matter what happens with these two coaches CDC is safe for awhile. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 hour ago, HookEm said:

 

Luckily I’m an ass man.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I mean, she's not like an 8, but she's a good 6. Beard could absolutely do better, and I wish I had an answer as to why he's not banging an 18 year old stripper like a real coach would do. 

Okay.  She’s not hideous but whatever her rating is, it doesn’t matter. We all know Steven Seagal sucks, right?  Well that doesn’t mean I’m gonna go watch Trace Adkins

[Wade 464]

[Richard Kimball 1492]

55 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I believe this is the first time I ever read the word nincompoop. Pretty sure I would have spelled it wrong.

Isn't that what RGIII meant to say?

[MAUFRAIS 6591]

This will end up being a good lesson for his draft caliber players in the future.

It’s easier to leave someone behind in your old life than it is to kick them out of your new one.

[BachelorTrek 2961]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

This thread has turned to ass. 

This ass has turned to thread.  Lulz.

[Hookah Horns 3082]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I mean, she's not like an 8, but she's a good 6. Beard could absolutely do better, and I wish I had an answer as to why he's not banging an 18 year old stripper like a real coach would do. 

5 max, imo. Certainly in the wrong quadrant of the hot/crazy matrix. 

[scottsins 1960]

Or if she was trying to strangle him from behind and that’s all he could reach.
 
doesn’t matter, he’s gone.

Or if she bit her own arm after she called the cops.

[scottsins 1960]

Exactly this and also why wasn't his 800/hr lawyer there immediately once the cops were called? Like what the actual fuck. 

Exactly what would you expect his lawyer to have done on scene, other than to just stop Beard from making a couple of comments to the cops? Do we know if he incriminated himself?

Otherwise a lawyer on the scene isn’t going to talk the cops out of arresting/charging him. That’s not how it works.

[Born to Run 6569]

Former Business partner had the same thing happen living with his baby momma. She was physical, slap, strangle and scratch. He was bleeding from the ear and lip. Hand prints on neck. Neighbors called cops, she didn't have a scratch on her,( 5 ft 95lbs vs 6-1 200) he went to jail. Charged with felony assault. CPS was called, and she was able to hold the threat of never seeing his child again while going to court and dealing with that and CPS etc. 
 
They eventually pled to misd and probation. 
 
Long story short, family court eventually grated him full custody and hinted he should leave the state/move so she couldn’t challenge custody easily and she was only allowed supervised visitation. 

Yep, it's loaded deck, play your cards accordingly.

[Born to Run 6569]

Or if she bit her own arm after she called the cops.

Sadly I've been around that shit too. GTFO is the only option.

[27-25 2047]

1 hour ago, Born to Run said:

... Got my own place and moved out while she was at work a few weeks later. Did not give her my address. Her response verified the decision...
 

User name checks out.

[immamac 42742]

15 minutes ago, scottsins said:

Exactly what would you expect his lawyer to have done on scene, other than to just stop Beard from making a couple of comments to the cops? Do we know if he incriminated himself?

Otherwise a lawyer on the scene isn’t going to talk the cops out of arresting/charging him. That’s not how it works.

IDK told him to leave the fucking house? Given him advice that lawyers give to people in these situations so he didn't lose his fucking job? Tell the cops they can arrest the client but the client isn't saying shit and get started on the bail etc way the fuck ahead of time so it wasn't just some bullshit until noon thing? Sat on the fucking cops while they wrote out a statement because they needed it to defend their client? 

I mean you are the lawyer man, what would you do if your client called you and had this shit go down? Everything you could to set them up for basically the opposite of how this went down.