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See ya in hell, Pat Robertson 

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On 12/20/2022 at 1:33 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

also a reminder to all posting... there is a rule that at least 1 of your picks has to be under the age of 40 as of 1/1/23, i think Ive seen several lists with all olds.   ahem @Aqua Buddha

 

Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele   replace with Pope Benedict (Ratzinger)

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

 RIP Pele, had to update the list before the new year

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OJ Simpson - 75
Larry Nassar - 59
Rudy Giuliania - 78
Vladimir Putin - 70
Volodymyr Selenskyy - 44
Selena Gomez - 30
Michael J Fox - 61
Hillary Clinton - 75
Larry Ellison - 78
Rachael Ray - 54

I was just going to pick the members of the board of directors for Berkshire Hathaway, but I think it is a bunch of nonagenarians. 




 

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On 12/29/2022 at 2:53 PM, Sandman said:

1. Gene Hackman

2. Pope Ben 16

3. Clint Eastwood

4. Willie Nelson

5. Mel Brooks

6. Dick Van Dyke

7. Bob Dylan

8. Willie Mays

9. Gary Player

10. Demi Lovato

 

 

He couldn't have waited another day? Now I need a new person.

I'll go with Jimmy Carter.

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Shannen Doherty

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg (shes my young ringer. lots of private jet flying and she pisses off enough people to cause someone to go after her)

Dan Rather

Vladamir Putin

Jerry Jones 

Pele - Ratzinberger - Ted Kaczynski (unabomber)

Nick Saban  (if Mike Leach can pass, so can Saban)

Henry Ruggs (jail wont be kind to this fuck)

Bruce Willis

 

 

OK  RIP Pele, RIP Pope Benedict, lets replace you with the unabomber and hopefully everyone is happy when you die. (just please wait 13 more hours Ted)

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Going for volume with a lot of nonagenarians this year. 

 

Bob Newhart - 93

Rupert Murdoch - 91

Don King - 91

Joe Arapio - 90

Robert Blake - 89

Charles Koch - 87

Harvey Weinstein - 70

Bruce Willis - 67

Val Kilmer - 63

Antonio Brown - 34

 

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Love the Chris Berman pick, @Cap33 I think I had him years ago - I hope you finally get him.

1. Trump Jr - 45

2. Bam Margera - 43

3. Kanye - 45

4. Elon - 51

5. Bruce Arians - 70

6. Joe Rogan - 55

7. Papa John - 61

8. Antonio Brown - 34

9. Dan Bilzerian - 42

10. Tom Sizemore - 61

Edit - there's some really trashy young actress who shacked up with a really mediocre older male actor - can't remember who, but kind of a known douchebag. Anyway, whenever I can remember their fucking names, I'll edit this post again below, but I want to predict those two as well, just as a non-points bonus call. 

Edit v.2: as you can see in the following posts, Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison are the lovely couple that I predict will expire. 

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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This doesn’t narrow it down. 

I know. 

I'm going crazy trying to remember either person's name. But they are both so reductively plain that there just isn't much of a way to describe or search for them. 

The shitty older male actor is someone like Michael Rooker or Michael Madsen or similar. And the young woman is some bimbo cretin featured in the tabloids for no apparent reason. 

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31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Gunna - 29
Rich Homie Quan - 33
Lil Yatchty - 25
YFN Lucci - 31
Lil Baby - 28
Lil Gotit -23
Lil Gnar -26
Trinidad James -35
Yung Bans -23
Peewee Longway -38
 

Getting a little loose with the term celebrity, aren't we?

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Gonna cap my list at people under 90 YO on NYD.

1. Sam Donaldson - 88 (saw him on the tribute to B. Walters....the gray toupee is something, man)

2. Neil Diamond - 82

3.  Joe Namath - 79

4. Britney Spears - 41

5. Jack Nicklaus - 82

6.  Wynonna Judd - 58

7. John Lydon/Johnny Rotten - 66

8. Alice Cooper - 74

9. Tom Cruise - 60 (one too many stunts)

10. Lizzo - 34

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3 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Who will be the first on the board for 2023?  

one of the pointer sisters

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64138736

Anita Pointer, from the Grammy-winning Pointer Sisters, has died aged 74, her publicist has announced.

She died surrounded by her family at her Beverley Hills home in California.

Her family said they were deeply saddened by her passing. "Heaven is a more loving beautiful place with Anita there," they said in a statement.

The second oldest of the four sisters, Ms Pointer and her siblings rose to fame with hits including Jump (For My Love) and Fire.

With a blend of funk, soul and R&B, the group released their eponymous debut album in 1973. Yes We Can Can, a funky tune which called for unity and tolerance at a time of racial unrest in the US, became the album's breakout hit.

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one of the pointer sisters

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64138736

Anita Pointer, from the Grammy-winning Pointer Sisters, has died aged 74, her publicist has announced.

She died surrounded by her family at her Beverley Hills home in California.

Her family said they were deeply saddened by her passing. "Heaven is a more loving beautiful place with Anita there," they said in a statement.

The second oldest of the four sisters, Ms Pointer and her siblings rose to fame with hits including Jump (For My Love) and Fire.

With a blend of funk, soul and R&B, the group released their eponymous debut album in 1973. Yes We Can Can, a funky tune which called for unity and tolerance at a time of racial unrest in the US, became the album's breakout hit.

Nope.  She died yesterday.

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54 minutes ago, Scraps said:

They are all rappers....like I said in the other thread I can't help it yall are all white

All have a wiki

White has nothing to do with it. Some east Texas peckerwood could list 10 rodeo shitkickers and I wouldn't know a damn one of those either. lol

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