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28 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

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Wonder if "Barbie's boyfriend" Ken will make an appearance, and Ken's "buddy" Allan.....that could take the plot into a whole different direction....

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Ryan Gosling as Ken.
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It's all fun and games until GI Joe shows up.

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Fighting man from head to toe.

Oh, Joe, how'd you get that scar on your face?

You don't wanna know, baby, you don't want to know. I've seen things. 

Dreamy. Oh, Ken, you can go.

Makes me sorta sad that people need to see the original clip from 2001. It's iconic. Everybody should have seen it already.

 

 

 

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Robbie is good and Gosling is awesome so I’ll keep an open mind.

They should make her the same proportions as an actual Barbie.

I wonder how early the no-genitals joke will happen.

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4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Robbie is good and Gosling is awesome so I’ll keep an open mind.

They should make her the same proportions as an actual Barbie.

I wonder how early the no-genitals joke will happen.

Hopefully, the movie has a nude scene in it with the genitals digitally removed

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On 12/16/2022 at 9:58 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Ken and his 'buddies'

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This looks beyond terrible.

I think they're leaning into the ridiculousness of it. It looks like they gave Ken an 8 pack

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I like Margot Robbie but she doesn’t have Barbie’s body.

“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”
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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

That is fabulous. I don't think I ever saw it. I used to own cheap TVs so I could just get rid of them every once in a while to waste time in other ways. I bought a nice HD TV years ago and, now,  never abandon my one-eyed god. His is a gracious deity, but he requires a lot of worship. I may as well be a monk and my beloved a nun in his service.

This must have been one of those times without a TV. Anybody who loved playing with a GI Joe (or two. He has to fight somebody) and had a sister with a Barbie must have had crude fantasies which this commercial transforms into a brilliant dream.

Thanks!

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”

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“If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5'9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe! ✓ Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.”

Of course. She is hollow though, so plenty of weight for her ginormous tits.
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The trailer was cool.  The directions the movie could go to make it interesting seem like they wouldn't be good for selling dolls.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The people I’d think would want to watch a Barbie movie, and the people that would recognize the 2001 trailer and appreciate it, are not the same people. 

Maybe if you understood this wasn't a Barbie movie then you wouldn't be so stupidly closed minded.

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3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Johnny West is another guy who would cuck Ken.

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Better hope Sam Cobra doesn’t show up or some shit’s gonna pop off….

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fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

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6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

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fascinating to me that anyone can look at the career choices and accomplishments of noah baumbach, greta gerwig, margot robbie, and ryan gosling and dismiss this as some stupid action figure movie.

It could be a brilliant stupid action figure movie
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5 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

It could be a brilliant stupid action figure movie

i thought the lego movie was.  i still love "everything is awesome" and think it's hilarious when parents didn't see the movie hated the song as their kids were singing it.  if you don't see the movie, you wouldn't understand the song.

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1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i thought the lego movie was.  i still love "everything is awesome" and think it's hilarious when parents didn't see the movie hated the song as their kids were singing it.  if you don't see the movie, you wouldn't understand the song.

Lego Movie >>>> any other lego movie since (and I like them all)

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