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Gather 'round, young Surls, for the retelling of a classic Christmas story


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My wife gives me the look whenever I drop a casual "would you look at that electricity captured in colored bulbs" on our evening walks through our neighborhood which is, admittedly, filled with many impressive light displays.

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10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Everyone was probably laughing too much to ask, but I hope wide-e-wide got the sloppiest I’m sorry beej afterwards. 

From his wife????

 

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Merry Christmas Wide-E-wide, wherever you are, sonofabitch.

 

If you lurk this thread, hope you and your family are well.  

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On 12/18/2022 at 9:15 PM, Beau Vine said:

“This bitch better not turn right at this light!”

There's a Christmas song if I ever heard one.

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13 hours ago, Doze said:

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About 20 years ago some Russians lived next door to my aunt and uncle. Their idea of Christmas lights was to plug in a string of blue lights and then throw the remaining tangled bunch on the roof.

 

My uncle also found the father passed out drunk in his front yard one morning on the way to work.

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On 12/18/2022 at 9:15 PM, Beau Vine said:

I am just at a loss for words by this point. I cannot believe this is happening. Street after street, house after house for a good 30 minutes.

This is the part that gets me the most for some reason.

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Every year my wife asks me to read this aloud to kick off our Christmas season.  The Reading happened tonight.  This week I'll put up the lights and the yard display, then move inside to make it look like Christmas vomited all over the living room and den.  Happy Holidays you glorious bastards.

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