New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked

[tx 3 putt 77,535]

I'm curious if he ran under his 'legal' name or not ?

 

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I'm curious if he ran under his 'legal' name or not ?

 

Rusty Shackleford? 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

22 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Rusty Shackleford? 

Liar McLietoyourfaceandtrytosuckyacock.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

Interview with the vet. He's pissed at Santos.
 

Leslie Jones:   "So you're telling me this man didn't just steal from a dog. He didn't just steal from a service dog. He didn't just steal from a dying service dog. He stole from a disabled, homeless veteran's dying service dog? Oh my god! You are evil and stupid! You are going to mess with somebody's dog? Have you never heard of John Wick?"


Also, you guys are always talking about fleecing the rubes. How come none of you came up with this? Santos' Warriors may be the name of my next band. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/george-santos-is-an-american-hero?qid=9d22ca921dd5a79bd341718a32215537

Edited January 19, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Js1 85,602]

8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Also, you guys are always talking about fleecing the rubes. How come none of you came up with this? Santos' Warriors may be the name of my next band. 

We thought there was a bottom (no pun intended). This simulation proved us very wrong 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

Maybe Santos/Kitara was just "drag queen-ish."

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

On 1/14/2023 at 1:21 PM, YChang said:

What’s with these gutless media anchors/producers afraid of just calling him a liar. 

 

I heard an NPR story a few days back that straight up called his claims "lies."

They have also started called election fraud claims lies as well.

I don't think I've ever heard them call Santos or DoTArd (or anyone else) "liar".

[TexasHooch 5,145]

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

Yep. That is him.

What in the fuck is going on in this fucking country. And where are all our super duper principled right wingers on this site calling him out?

[RabidM 2,668]

46 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

GROOMER!

[hayden_horn 11,365]

49 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

that's not a half bad drag effort.

i can't figure this guy out.

there's no way he's a traditional republican in the same sense that diamond and silk were not. so what's the attraction? is it simply mental illness? or is it mad graft? 

i just can't figure it.

go be gay, dude. don't join the party that hates you. unless you plan to sabotage from within, then by all means, continue the farce.

[Foosters 17,889]

43 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 And where are all our super duper principled right wingers on this site calling him out?

You may have a point, but may I first ask you why you've remained silent on the situation in Yemen?

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6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

this story really is incredible.

i mean, you couldn't make up a story about a person who spent years lying about themselves in public, grotesquely trying to grift in any way possible by lying about the stupidest things, like, oh, being in emergency management or making a lingerie football team, who has done questionable sexual stuff online including cosplay, webcams, posting supposed private messages between her and a very public local figure, then posting nudes of herself after soliciting advice on whether or not to get boob implants, and then got elected to a very public office?

i mean, that would be some crazy bullshit, right?

I have a writer friend who has worked on scripts for various tv shows and a few movies.

He said if he walked into a writers’ room for a show like West Wing or any other politically-focused show, even if it was a comedy like Veep, and he pitched this story, the rest of the writers would laugh him out of the room, and the show runners and producers would tell him to knock it off and find something more believable.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Also, you guys are always talking about fleecing the rubes. How come none of you came up with this? Santos' Warriors may be the name of my next band. 

https://www.gofundme.com/f/george-santos-is-an-american-hero?qid=9d22ca921dd5a79bd341718a32215537

How do you know that none of us came up with that?

[safe sex 11,793]

31 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

that's not a half bad drag effort.

Maybe for baby's first time putting on her own makeup

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have a writer friend who has worked on scripts for various tv shows and a few movies.

He said if he walked into a writers’ room for a show like West Wing or any other politically-focused show, even if it was a comedy like Veep, and he pitched this story, the rest of the writers would laugh him out of the room, and the show runners and producers would tell him to knock it off and find something more believable.

The santos story or the lump story?

[bolverk 29,728]

20 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Maybe for baby's first time putting on her own makeup

Santos was probably lying about being a drag queen at some point in the past and just had to fake it on the spot.

[Red Five 40,898]

2 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

Yep, look at the teeth. 

[Satchel 6,949]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Yep, look at the teeth. 

And the nose is also a dead giveaway.

[elfenix 34,338]

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The santos story or the lump story?

You laugh, but Fitlump would fit right in with Boebert and MTG.  Hell, she'd look down right competent compared to them.  And her story could have easily played out during the Tea Party days - she would have been a prime candidate 10 or 12 years ago.

Santos?  It's completely batshit insane on a level that Boebert and MTG could never aspire to.  Or FL for that matter.

[bolverk 29,728]

39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You laugh, but Fitlump would fit right in with Boebert and MTG.  Hell, she'd look down right competent compared to them.  And her story could have easily played out during the Tea Party days - she would have been a prime candidate 10 or 12 years ago.

Santos?  It's completely batshit insane on a level that Boebert and MTG could never aspire to.  Or FL for that matter.

No doubt. I really do think there's something to that notion that it's narcissism which drives ambition. For all her faults, she's certainly got both in spades.

Hell, do y'all remember her brief stint at being a political talk radio host? Holy fuck, the couple of times I caught a few minutes were absolutely pathetic, but that idiot never gave up.

I'm trying to figure out if there's a certain ser of attributes that makes for the perfect GOP politician (chaotic evil), kind of like creating a D&D character:

Ethics: 0

Honesty: 0

Intelligence: 0

Conniving: 50

Narcissism: 50

Ambition: 50

I dunno, something like that. 

 

Edited January 20, 2023 by bolverk
Hit points

[elfenix 34,338]

these are some ratios

 

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20 minutes ago, elfenix said:

these are some ratios

 

Ummmm...the fact that he's posting about it means he's distracted by it.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

11 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

This is just fucking amazing. This whole story. It feels like there's going to be increasingly insane revelations about this freak on the reg for the next two years. Considering where we're already at, I can't imagine what will be coming out down the road. 

[Dahobbs 17,692]

16 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

That is 100%, no doubt, him by the way.  Just look at the crease on the left side of his chin (right side on the pictures).  Exactly the same.

I know we've had some verification of the photo, but with deep fakes these days it is really hard to trust a photo like this is real. 

[hayden_horn 11,365]

15 hours ago, safe sex said:

Maybe for baby's first time putting on her own makeup

well, i wouldn't fuck him, but i'm a straight white dude, so...to me, it looks like not a half bad effort. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

I know we've had some verification of the photo, but with deep fakes these days it is really hard to trust a photo like this is real. 

Very true. These days on photos (and sometimes video), you need some corroboration.

Also, at this point there are so many lies associated with him that I am sure people who just like adding fuel to the fire are throwing out fake lies just to see how high the flames go.

[hayden_horn 11,365]

6 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I know we've had some verification of the photo, but with deep fakes these days it is really hard to trust a photo like this is real. 

this is a very good point.

but it would be the least surprising thing ever with this dude. i don't understand what makes him tick. i can usually understand motivations, kind of empathize even with bad people at times.

this dude though, he's not evil. he's certainly not good, but he's more just an agent of chaos. like the joker in the dark knight.

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I know we've had some verification of the photo, but with deep fakes these days it is really hard to trust a photo like this is real. 

On the previous page, a reporter interviewed a Brazilian drag queen that supplied the photos. They are real*

*to your point, the Brazilian drag queen could have faked these, I don't know. 

Edited January 20, 2023 by Neonmoon

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

5 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

This is just fucking amazing. This whole story. It feels like there's going to be increasingly insane revelations about this freak on the reg for the next two years. Considering where we're already at, I can't imagine what will be coming out down the road. 

Santos:  I solved the zodiac cypher a couple decades ago, identified the killer, and made sure he would never kill again.  My proof?  He stopped killing, didn’t he?

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[The Dog 44,160]

(note: his personal account is still active)

 

[Mdhorn 5,990]

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Santos:  I solved the zodiac cypher a couple decades ago, identified the killer, and made sure he would never kill again.  My proof?  He stopped killing, didn’t he?

He could also add that he is a performance artist, and his masterpiece is getting elected.  

Edited January 20, 2023 by Mdhorn

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

NSIAP 

 

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

Also, we had a party that screamed for 8 years for a President to produce a birth certificate that had already been presented and now that same party has an immigrant congressional rep who has like 12 different aliases. 

[hayden_horn 11,365]

12 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

He could also add that he is a performance artist, and his masterpiece is getting elected.  

i once had this hare brained idea to turn myself into a maga person and just run as a republican for some winnable house district. just fundraise and lie and lie and lie. and then get elected and immediately change to a democrat just for the lulz. like a hard swerve, jim ross "ohmygod it's hayden horn with a steel chair" kind of thing. thought it would be funny. unrealistic, and i lack the motivation and the ability to bald-faced lie and sell my soul, but it was a fun idea, like winning the lottery.

but this guy went and did that already, but better. 

[Red Five 40,898]

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Also, we had a party that screamed for 8 years for a President to produce a birth certificate that had already been presented and now that same party has an immigrant congressional rep who has like 12 different aliases. 

"He was elected". That's been the defense of "Santos" thus far. Oh, he was elected. Well by all means, please continue with your duties then, whoever you are. 

[Foosters 17,889]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i once had this hare brained idea to turn myself into a maga person and just run as a republican for some winnable house district. just fundraise and lie and lie and lie. and then get elected and immediately change to a democrat just for the lulz. like a hard swerve, jim ross "ohmygod it's hayden horn with a steel chair" kind of thing. thought it would be funny. unrealistic, and i lack the motivation and the ability to bald-faced lie and sell my soul, but it was a fun idea, like winning the lottery.

but this guy went and did that already, but better. 

Yeah, that would be pretty funny. Up to the point where you're murdered by a fanatic Patriot.

[Captainant 27,826]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i once had this hare brained idea to turn myself into a maga person and just run as a republican for some winnable house district. just fundraise and lie and lie and lie. and then get elected and immediately change to a democrat just for the lulz. like a hard swerve, jim ross "ohmygod it's hayden horn with a steel chair" kind of thing. thought it would be funny.

The fabled "Reverse Sinema"!

[956 Worldwide 34,794]

6 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i once had this hare brained idea to turn myself into a maga person and just run as a republican for some winnable house district. just fundraise and lie and lie and lie. and then get elected and immediately change to a democrat just for the lulz. like a hard swerve, jim ross "ohmygod it's hayden horn with a steel chair" kind of thing. thought it would be funny. unrealistic, and i lack the motivation and the ability to bald-faced lie and sell my soul, but it was a fun idea, like winning the lottery.

but this guy went and did that already, but better. 

If you have any digital trail, you’d need to start with a fake conversion at a mega church. And the beauty of the MAGA con is that you have a ready made excuse for your sudden swerve to the right baked in and it only works better if you’re questioned on it. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

 

[wildcat09 29,420]

9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The fabled "Reverse Sinema"!

The Green Party and everyone who has ever been associated with it needs to be rounded up in one place, let's call it College Station, and that place needs to be nuked from orbit.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

The Green Party and everyone who has ever been associated with it needs to be rounded up in one place, let's call it College Station, and that place needs to be nuked from orbit.

Let's toss in the gop while we're at it

[Js1 85,602]

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Let's toss in the gop while we're at it

Considering they usually fund the Green (Getting Republicans elected every November) Party, it's the same shit.

[South Austin 52,629]

18 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

[Js1 85,602]

When he is no longer in Congress after 2024, he can always join the OU Cheer Squad.

[kevwun 15,928]

What's the reason for the twitter suspension?

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

When he is no longer in Congress after 2024, he can always join the OU Cheer Squad.

Not with his double knee replacements, he can’t. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,431]

22 minutes ago, kevwun said:

What's the reason for the twitter suspension?

 

You need valid ID to get verified for a check mark.

Or so I've been told.