New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked

[BamaATL 16,592]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Defense Counsel, "Good news, bad news Congressman Santos.  Bad news is every single plaintiff wants to press charges for stealing their CC information."

Santos, "Oy vey.  Well, what's the good news?"

Defense Counsel, "You racked up a ton of miles.  Platinum status, just like you always said you had..."

Is is safe to say you will be paying for my legal services with a credit card?

[jimmyjazz 45,567]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Defense Counsel, "You They racked up a ton of miles.  Platinum status, just like you always said you had..."

fify

[tx 3 putt 76,422]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

How pissed is Trump he didn’t figure it out 

trump will soon have a new disclaimer - By donating, you authorize me to max out your cc’’s. 

[956 Worldwide 34,463]

His dogged efforts to rob GOP donors blind has me seriously reconsidering my stance that he belongs in jail. 

[YGIFS 19,449]

I guess I should share this home video of George Santos.  He was young and working his way up the management tract at a hardware store.  His ability to charm people into investing him was there from the very start:

 

[bernorange 8,348]

What a grade-A piece of shit

[Red Five 40,683]

Still in Congress.

[BamaATL 16,592]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

What a grade-A piece of shit

Pretty soon it's gonna come out that he was defrauding make a wish kids. 

[bernorange 8,348]

Just now, BamaATL said:

Pretty soon it's gonna come out that he was defrauding make a wish kids. 

He's building a resume to be hired as a football coach at OU.

[tx 3 putt 76,422]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,848]

think this dickhead ever steps foot in his district again?

[Smax 3,800]

 

[BamaATL 16,592]

6 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

think this dickhead ever steps foot in his district again?

I think they closed the Metropolitan Federal Prison in New York.  

[kevwun 15,668]

I would support criminal charges being brought against 3 Year Letterman at this point. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

Baby for speaker.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,364]

That baby will have one hell of a story when it grows up. 

[The Dog 43,832]

LOOK AT THE CAMERAS LETS DO SOMETHING WEIRD

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,333]

28 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Baby for speaker.

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

 

[Bullneck 19,015]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Baby for speaker.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,350]

What a diva 

[Disco Strangler 1,865]

Try that kind of outburst next year in the exercise yard, gonna get shanked.  

[tx ind 7,003]

Any parent that lets Santos hold their kid should be reported to CPS.

Edited October 13, 2023 by tx ind

[Pato del Muerto 52,350]

I don’t know the order of things twexered, so either he was grumpy because he was hangry for baby blood, or he was feisty after getting some baby blood. 

[Bullneck 19,015]

 

 

[Bullneck 19,015]

On 10/13/2023 at 3:32 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Baby for speaker.

 

 

[AnTiM 1,659]

And people are still supporting this piece of shit.  Definitely someone the party can be proud of.

[The Dog 43,832]

 

[YGIFS 19,449]

Well I'll be dammed (checks filings), on top of everything else...George Santos is also the Notary Public.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,350]

He has dispersed 255k out of 192k?  Seems plausible.  Overdraft fees are going to sting. 

[atomheartbevo 89,463]

There's talk of him resigning from Congress (and costing the R's a seat) if any Rs make deals with Democrats in regard to the Speakership.

[BamaATL 16,592]

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There's talk of him resigning from Congress (and costing the R's a seat) if any Rs make deals with Democrats in regard to the Speakership.

I guess he thinks that would give him some sort of leverage?  He's wrong, but be my guest.  

[atomheartbevo 89,463]

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I guess he thinks that would give him some sort of leverage?  He's wrong, but be my guest.  

Trying to bully a large number of self-entitled assholes who already hate his guts and would love to see him fail.....

He's trying to cram this through before any more resistance to him builds up, but I'd say he's making it worse, and Hannity isn't going to be able to help him.

[Gatorubet 30,132]

On 10/13/2023 at 4:19 PM, tx ind said:

Any parent that lets Santos hold their kid should be reported to CPS.

“Wait - Santos told me that he was a pediatrician.”

[Bookman 4,611]

On 10/13/2023 at 3:09 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Rudy Giuliani saved a baby?

[Ted Lange 16,054]

 

 

[SydneyCarton 47,923]

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

The best followup would have been "Facts matter, says the guy who compulsively lied about every facet of his life and career during the election process."

 

[Red Five 40,683]

There are probably a billion potential great follow-ups to George Santos saying "facts matter". 

[Pato del Muerto 52,350]

Like a volleyball gif

[C-Man 27,069]

On 10/14/2023 at 4:40 PM, Bullneck said:

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,422]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

There's talk of him resigning from Congress (and costing the R's a seat) if any Rs make deals with Democrats in regard to the Speakership.

hes going to skip the country and try to live as a tranny in South America 

[Disco Strangler 1,865]

Three squares a day and all the dick you can suck, or he can go to prison

[tx 3 putt 76,422]

33 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Three squares a day and all the dick you can suck, or he can go to prison

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

 

[Beau Vine 54,009]

You'd have to be the stupidest asshole in the world to fall for that so...

It just might work.

[Brisketexan 104,676]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

They're not after me.

They're after you.

But....I stole your identity.  So, I guess that means they're kinda after both of us.  Oops.

[Ted Lange 16,054]

[Js1 85,137]

Do it, you cunts

 

[The Dog 43,832]

Moar:

ust in: NY Republicans push ahead with resolution to expel George Santos from House

Now that the House has finally elected a Speaker after 3 weeks, Some New York Republicans say they're going to push ahead with a formal resolution to expel George Santos aka Anthony Devolder.

NY GOP Rep. LaLota told CBS News he's looking for co-sponsors for the expulsion resolution: "It's all organic. Everybody knows the facts of the case. The facts are not good for Mr. Santos. That's why I expect Democrats and Republicans to remove him as soon as possible."

NY GOP Rep. Marc Molinaro said he expects a quick timetable for a vote on the measure. He told CBS News, "George Santos is a liar and a fraud who should not be a member of Congress"

[AnTiM 1,659]

NY GOP Rep. Marc Molinaro said he expects a quick timetable for a vote on the measure. He told CBS News, "George Santos is a liar and a fraud who should not be a member of Congress"

Great, now see if you can get rid of any of the traitors who are still kissing donald JAIL trump's lying ass.  Then just maybe start thinking about actually doing your damn job.