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12 hours ago, safe sex said:

Now that's funny. As if the stigma that y'all place on Vic doesn't keep every other person who finds fatter women attractive from ever speaking up.
 

Do NOT dis Vic like that!  

He worked day after day after day on that stigma.  All a man could do, really.  We did not “place” it.   We watched in wide wonder as he carefully built and nurtured that. The man went through bags of flour like he was a baker.

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6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I didn't anticipate obese-dick-raters making an appearance on this thread...GIF by NETFLIX

But if someone told you obese dick raters would appear, you know this is where it would happen. 

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

Mine has been described as oaky and full, with floral notes and just a hint of mineral.

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Jokes aside, I can almost guarantee the one of our yokel donors made a half-assed attempt to reach out to Trump's camp and gauge if any interest existed in trying his hand at coaching.

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

Agreed. He probably doesn't know shit and he's proven to be a shameless, inveterate liar. But, still, it'd still be fun to watch him fling shit all over his GQP "colleagues" while getting booted out.
 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

This. Politicians are generally old and unattractive, and this quasi-fame/power that they've achieved by getting elected is the first time in their lives that decent quality tail has been available to them.

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

He was just jelly cuz he likely has a dinky dong and probably has to use a penile implant. 

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In all fairness to Madison Cawthorn, most guys at coke-fueled orgies are working with numb, limp dicks.  

When's the vote on Santos this week again?  Or are they gonna keep punting out of fear?  

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It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

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13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

Let's just hope he does not start claiming to be a Democrat?

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22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

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18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

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6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

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Read that he called the Ethics committee and the expulsion tactics as bullying. I guess he's the victim in all of this. Even villains have to be the hero in their own mind.

He also refused to address any specifics in the ethics reports, calling it unproductive to address each item individually. I bet he doesn't want to talk about his actions, other than he was just naive about laws and ethical standards.

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On 11/28/2023 at 8:44 PM, BamaATL said:

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

On 11/28/2023 at 9:38 PM, Brisketexan said:


Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

“My dick had AI thirty years ahead of its time. “

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Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

Posted
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

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36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

Understand Captain America GIF

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7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

You sure about that?
 

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