New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked

[jimmyjazz 45565]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Asking an OF girl to rate his dick using campaign contributions. 

If Hunter Biden ever runs for office . . .

[Red Five 40668]

14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well it was good while it lasted, Doug. 

You people are great. Can I say you people? 

[Gatorubet 30121]

12 hours ago, safe sex said:

Now that's funny. As if the stigma that y'all place on Vic doesn't keep every other person who finds fatter women attractive from ever speaking up.
 

Do NOT dis Vic like that!  

He worked day after day after day on that stigma.  All a man could do, really.  We did not “place” it.   We watched in wide wonder as he carefully built and nurtured that. The man went through bags of flour like he was a baker.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

I am goign to miss Bowen as George.

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Well it was good while it lasted, Doug. 

This skit was so god damn good.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26296]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This skit was so god damn good.  

  

[Beau Vine 54008]

15 hours ago, safe sex said:

The real issue here is that an elected Representative embezzled campaign funds to have this woman rate his cock.

[Fastbreak 3959]

Wait..

He asked a woman? You sure about that?

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I didn't anticipate obese-dick-raters making an appearance on this thread...

But if someone told you obese dick raters would appear, you know this is where it would happen. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, I guess the presumption is that they've seen quite a few of them, so they have a sophisticated eye?  Kind of like how you want your wine rated by an experienced sommelier? 

Mine has been described as oaky and full, with floral notes and just a hint of mineral.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Are the ratings based on length, girth, or aesthetics? Need to know before challenging Santos to a dick rating contest 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

I will dominate the speed category. 

[troph 24573]

NSIAP:

 

[aggie08 21436]

Jokes aside, I can almost guarantee the one of our yokel donors made a half-assed attempt to reach out to Trump's camp and gauge if any interest existed in trying his hand at coaching.

[bolverk 29414]

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/25/santos-lashes-out-expulsion-vote

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[SydneyCarton 47899]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

https://www.axios.com/2023/11/25/santos-lashes-out-expulsion-vote

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

[bolverk 29414]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

how the fuck would this guy who who is fucking who? I have a hard time thinking this twat has any friends and is grabbing beers with colleagues or their staffers. 

Agreed. He probably doesn't know shit and he's proven to be a shameless, inveterate liar. But, still, it'd still be fun to watch him fling shit all over his GQP "colleagues" while getting booted out.
 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Sounds like maybe the house is one giant keys in a bowl party.  Between this, cawthorne complaining about not being invited to the orgy, and whatever else. 

[Nuge 1962]

I find him highly entertaining and wish he wasn't getting kicked out of the party.

[Macanudo 12928]

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

[aggie08 21436]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

I'd be more surprised at list of who isn't cheating on their spouse.

This. Politicians are generally old and unattractive, and this quasi-fame/power that they've achieved by getting elected is the first time in their lives that decent quality tail has been available to them.

[Dnaguy 11777]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Didn't Cawthorn threaten to expose GOP poor personal behavior? No one is hated more than a barn burner. 

He was just jelly cuz he likely has a dinky dong and probably has to use a penile implant. 

Edited November 27, 2023 by Dnaguy

[YGIFS 19449]

In all fairness to Madison Cawthorn, most guys at coke-fueled orgies are working with numb, limp dicks.  

When's the vote on Santos this week again?  Or are they gonna keep punting out of fear?  

[Covri 6231]

 

[jimmyjazz 45565]

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

[DixonHur 11234]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It doesn't matter what Santos knows, doesn't know, says, etc.  It's easily refutable:  "He's lying.  He's a serial liar.  I have never cheated on my wife/husband."

Done.

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

Edited November 28, 2023 by DixonHur

[AnTiM 1659]

13 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

That and the fact that the GQP constituents have shown they don't care if you're a shitty person as long as you have an R next to your name.

What could he possibly reveal that's worse that the shit we already know about?

Let's just hope he does not start claiming to be a Democrat?

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Brisketexan 104653]

22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

[Brisketexan 104653]

18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

1) That's awesome.

2) It will only be useful for a short time, as Santos' 15 minutes of fame are ending soon.

3) Thus, I would like to buy it from whoever has it, and fly it over my home for holidays and special events, for shits and giggles.

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

[BamaATL 16592]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, this could be perfect: "look for our tailgate off of Trinity.  We're the one flying the giant George Santos balloon."

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

[Brisketexan 104653]

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

[BamaATL 16592]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

[jimmyjazz 45565]

3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Nah, I just wear a trench coat, sort of puts out that vibe from the get go.  

I'm sure as hell not shoulder-checking you.

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I will be telling all of my relatives this.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

Read that he called the Ethics committee and the expulsion tactics as bullying. I guess he's the victim in all of this. Even villains have to be the hero in their own mind.

He also refused to address any specifics in the ethics reports, calling it unproductive to address each item individually. I bet he doesn't want to talk about his actions, other than he was just naive about laws and ethical standards.

[Gatorubet 30121]

On 11/21/2023 at 7:41 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I will dominate the speed category. 

[Gatorubet 30121]

On 11/28/2023 at 8:44 PM, BamaATL said:

Needs a sign that says "Rate my Dick"

On 11/28/2023 at 9:38 PM, Brisketexan said:

Wait…you don’t already have that sign at your tailgate?

“My dick had AI thirty years ahead of its time. “

[Fastbreak 3959]

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

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[Js1 85128]

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

lol they should tell him to wait and then expel him first 

[YGIFS 19449]

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

 

 

 

[smuggs 9342]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, Representative Santos...when making your little angry tirade in front of the House steps...why did you decide to be flanked by an obviously discomforted 16 year old boy in a suit you clearly bought him earlier that day?  

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

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36 minutes ago, smuggs said:

"That's Dick. His parents were circus performers that died in a tragic tight rope accident, set into motion by members of the mafia attempting to enforce a protection racket on the circus owner."

[Bullneck 18999]

 

7 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

We should give him another chance. He hasn’t broken all the laws yet.

You sure about that?
 

Edited November 30, 2023 by Bullneck

[AnTiM 1659]

AMF

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

This motherfucker is gonna skate through.

2024 needs to be the year of Santos - every single person who votes not to expel him needs to be labeled as supporters of every single crime this bitch has committed.