New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked

[Ben Tobin 374]

9 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

He was also married to Morgan Fairchild 

[Js1 85122]

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

OK, I have to call BS. He's not Ted Cruz-ugly. Are y'all being honest or are you playing the "I only bang 10s" card?

I’m dead serious. He looks like he gives off major fraud/poser vibes. Seasoned gays can spot those guys from a mile away 

[tx ind 7003]

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Goldman, colleges, etc

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

That's fair. I was thinking the heterosexual equivalent is Lauren Boebart. Disgusting individual who I would never socialize with. But, yes, would bang.

[aggie08 21436]

Seasoned Gays would make a great band name.

[Js1 85122]

4 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

That's fair. I was thinking the heterosexual equivalent is Lauren Boebart. Disgusting individual who I would never socialize with. But, yes, would bang.

Aaron Schock is like *right there* as a gay Republican and blows this guy (phrasing) out of the water 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

I'm not Christian, I'm Christ-ish. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

 

 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

26 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

Cue the Jon Lovitz SNL skits: "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

 

 

[Bookman 4611]

He should have been on TV first. If he had done that, Republicans would elect him President.

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

6 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Cue the Jon Lovitz SNL skits: "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

“I was ACTING!”

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“I was ACTING!”

BRILLIANT!

[SubliminalHorn 6679]

9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

OK, I have to call BS. He's not Ted Cruz-ugly. Are y'all being honest or are you playing the "I only bang 10s" card?

He’s just not my type. He’s not ugly. He could buy me a drink, but that’s about as far as it would go. I don’t workout 5-6 days a week to hook up with 6s. 

[SubliminalHorn 6679]

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Aaron Schock is like *right there* as a gay Republican and blows this guy (phrasing) out of the water 

Aaron Schock is on an entirely different level. I would fuck him, but I’d hate myself after. 

[Js1 85122]

32 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s just not my type. He’s not ugly. He could buy me a drink, but that’s about as far as it would go. I don’t workout 5-6 days a week to hook up with 6s. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13415]

So a proven liar went from practically no income in 2020 to millions in 2022 by introducing wealthy people to each other? 

[South Austin 52158]

30 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

So a proven liar went from practically no income in 2020 to millions in 2022 by introducing wealthy people to each other? 

Well that was three years of law school tuition I pissed away.

[Macanudo 12928]

37 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

So a proven liar went from practically no income in 2020 to millions in 2022 by introducing wealthy people to each other? 

Maybe he monetized and licensed his name?

[Red Five 40667]

All of his lies are precious in different ways of course, but I think my favorite is that he claimed to own 13 properties, when in reality he owns zero and lives with his sister.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13415]

I imagine the GOP leadership has no problems with this scandal. Santos has moved the political talk from "can McCarthy find 218 votes" to the lies of a unknown politician that has zero power.

It wouldn't shock me if McCarthy's camp is behind some of the revelations about Santos. Even just advising some reporters to look more at Santos' background.

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

I think I've come full circle.  This guy fucking rules and I want him to be emperor of the United States.

 

 

Edited December 29, 2022 by Chuckie Finster

[TexasHooch 5117]

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I imagine the GOP leadership has no problems with this scandal. Santos has moved the political talk from "can McCarthy find 218 votes" to the lies of a unknown politician that has zero power.

It wouldn't shock me if McCarthy's camp is behind some of the revelations about Santos. Even just advising some reporters to look more at Santos' background.

Not worth arguing, really, but I disagree with every bit of that.

Edited December 29, 2022 by TexasHooch

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I imagine the GOP leadership has no problems with this scandal. Santos has moved the political talk from "can McCarthy find 218 votes" to the lies of a unknown politician that has zero power.

It wouldn't shock me if McCarthy's camp is behind some of the revelations about Santos. Even just advising some reporters to look more at Santos' background.

If McCarthy can get his vote for Speaker then McCarthy doesn’t give a fuck about his lies. 

[Js1 85122]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

If McCarthy can get his vote for Speaker then McCarthy doesn’t give a fuck about his lies. 

This. And he needs as many as he can get right now 

[TexasHooch 5117]

Of course that.  But that statement is a far cry from insinuating that he's somehow relieved from the scandal.

Here's a good article about it:

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/12/28/george-santos-kevin-mccarthy-house-speaker-00075706

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While some of George Santos’ soon-to-be colleagues are encouraging investigations into his many resume fabrications, Kevin McCarthy’s speakership battle in a narrow majority is complicating his fate.

The New York Republican, who has admitted to fabricating much of his personal and professional biography, is set to be sworn into Congress the same day the House will start votes for a new speaker.

But House GOP leader McCarthy, with only four party votes to spare and an open rebellion among a handful of House conservatives, needs all the support he can get — even if it comes from a member-elect steeped in scandal.

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“At a minimum, it was a colossal lack of judgment that has now put the conference in a very difficult position,” retiring Rep. John Katko (R-N.Y.), who represented a similarly moderate district in the state, said of Santos.

“Do they defend someone they know has made several material misstatements about his background? Or do they cut him loose with a razor-thin majority?” Katko added, calling it a “no-win situation.”

 

[Red Five 40667]

It's not even "several material misstatements". He is not the person he claimed to be, at all. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

It's not even "several material misstatements". He is not the person he claimed to be, at all. 

This. But he's already promised McCarthy his vote which displays the single most important attribute to GQP members: fealty.

[horn4life 3757]

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm not Christian, I'm Christ-ish. 

now THAT should be the slogan of the Republican Party!

[RDCanecutter 26290]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Maybe he monetized and licensed his name?

As an NFT. Everybody should turn everything into NFTs. They are a really big deal.

[TexasHooch 5117]

From the above linked article:

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As of now, only Democrats are calling for Santos to resign from the post that was considered a longshot win for Republicans in the first place. And the GOP — both locally and in the House — is unlikely to call for him to step down in the thin majority. But one Republican familiar with the discussions said Santos has told New York party leaders that he won’t seek reelection after this term. If he doesn’t make that statement openly soon, the Republican said, he risks those leaders publicly pulling support.

Interesting, but what the hell difference does an open statement make? Every lie he's told has been an open statement. But he'd be telling the truth this time?

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

28 minutes ago, horn4life said:

now THAT should be the slogan of the Republican Party!

Except they’re not Christ-ish at all. They’re very un-Christ-ish. (Same goes for most Christians.)

[Jack Straw 2953]

43 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's not even "several material misstatements". He is not the person he claimed to be, at all. 

a Republican who is a complete and utter fraud, and lies constantly about everything?  
sounds about right. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19094]

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

He’s just not my type. He’s not ugly. He could buy me a drink, but that’s about as far as it would go. I don’t workout 5-6 days a week to hook up with 6s. 

[WhatTheBuck 28716]

Right. Like gay men don’t get beer goggles or lower their standards when it’s last call, the bar’s about to close, and they don’t want to go home alone. I’m sure that never happens. 

[Pancho 44492]

13 hours ago, Js1 said:

I’m dead serious. He looks like he gives off major fraud/poser vibes. Seasoned gays can spot those guys from a mile away 

Santos: “Guys, I’m not gay.”

Guys: “yeah but you just had 3 dicks up your ass while doing poppers and humming lady Gaga on the stage at the Eagle in front of everyone.”

Santos: “Yeah but I’m NOT GAY.”

[pacman 7331]

Maybe he is just GAY-ish.

[jimmyjazz 45565]

Gadjacent?

[Bullneck 18994]

14 hours ago, Js1 said:

I’m dead serious. He looks like he gives off major fraud/poser vibes. Seasoned gays can spot those guys from a mile away 

What kind of seasoning do you put on . . . oh, never mind.

[Bullneck 18994]

47 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Glad to see they got the wifi running at the glamping hotel 😀

[Bullneck 18994]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

All of his lies are precious in different ways of course, but I think my favorite is that he claimed to own 13 properties, when in reality he owns zero and lives with his sister.

He's a look at one of his properties:

[TexArcher 37529]

I look forward to Trump/Santos doing shockingly well in the GOP primary, because this country's death rattle will continue to be hyperbolic, yet somehow real.

 

[Hookah Horns 3082]

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well that was three years of law school tuition I pissed away.

First thought I had as well. And it was obvious when he started blathering about "servicing GPs and LPs" that he had no idea what he was talking about. Or he was referring to blowing them. 

[RDCanecutter 26290]

5 hours ago, Pancho said:

Santos: “Guys, I’m not gay.”

Guys: “yeah but you just had 3 dicks up your ass while doing poppers and humming lady Gaga on the stage at the Eagle in front of everyone.”

Santos: “Yeah but I’m NOT GAY.”

According to my bro-in-law who used to manage a gay club in the Pennsylvania/New Jersey Borderlands, this wasn't uncommon. The place would be full, almost nobody gay. Nope. Just ask them. Maybe the other guy was gay, not them.

There were other factoids, but the main one was: on Lesbian Night, there will be fights.

[SubliminalHorn 6679]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Right. Like gay men don’t get beer goggles or lower their standards when it’s last call, the bar’s about to close, and they don’t want to go home alone. I’m sure that never happens. 

We just hop on grindr 

[Js1 85122]

17 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We just hop on grindr 

True that, sis 

[UpperWestside 6136]

58 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We just hop on grindr 

I want to say that was the app that a friend met his now husband on. They were just supposed to just hook up and now several years of marriage later they just closed on a house in the Hudson Valley up near Fishkill.

[C-Man 27068]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

According to my bro-in-law who used to manage a gay club in the Pennsylvania/New Jersey Borderlands, this wasn't uncommon. The place would be full, almost nobody gay. Nope. Just ask them. Maybe the other guy was gay, not them.

There were other factoids, but the main one was: on Lesbian Night, there will be fights.

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

[safe sex 11686]

There are lots of dudes out there who will tell you they're straight while sucking another dude's dick. That's why the term "Men who have sex with men" has started getting a lot more usage (esp after monkeypox).