NSFW: Sri Lankan "Presidential Advisor" is a dogfucker

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

 

[Gatorubet 30115]

That is the problem with threesomes. You forget to bring jewelry or a pig’s ear chewy, and one of them narks you out.

[C-Man 27058]

[RDCanecutter 26282]

The dude's having relations. The dog is just having peanut butter.

[Dnaguy 11777]

Because it’s his dog!

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Yeah but did he piss his pants on live TV?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

But you fuck ONE dog…

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

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Reddit has an occasional gem: "Came home, caught hubby taking selfies whilst shagging our family pet dog and also getting Benji to lick peanut butter off his bollocks. The dirty bastard - it was the expensive stuff as well that I only got out on special occasions or when we had guests. If it was the shop's cheap own brand there might have been a way back for us, but not now".

[RomaVicta 29794]

Did the world in general need this idea put in its head? 

Well, it doesn't really hurt the dog.

True. And it's not like your giving your love to this..this sexual outlet. You can't really call it infidelity, can you?

Also true, my friend. 

It will be mainstream in a generation.

Edited December 26, 2022 by RomaVicta

[HenryJames 65890]

I guess we pretty much know the position.

[Goredho 17349]

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

[Gil Bang 25898]

19 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

I’m willing to bet pancake didn’t get shipped to a black persons house on Christmas Eve, because he was chocking on Cornyns brisket and had to go to the ER.

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[Goredho 17349]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I was thinking more Clarence Thomas.  Woof.

[Captainant 27465]

57 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I am willing to bet the number of US politicians who have had sexual relations with a dog is a non zero number.

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

[Gil Bang 25898]

17 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

[AnTiM 1659]

What the hell, that does not look anything like the doggy style sex I am familiar with, or so I have been told.

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48 minutes ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Thank God he is dysfunctional below the waste or Pancake would likely have consumed vats of Jiff and Peter Pan.

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

The Huckabee's dogs always did look freaked out...

that's because he had to worry about being strangled by the son and eating SHS putrid snatch.

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

[Js1 85110]

12 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

that's because he had to worry about being strangled by the son and eating SHS putrid snatch.

Or eaten by Mike

[Burt 4062]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Is he named Pancake as homage to what the tree did to him?

[DDD Dad 14252]

1 hour ago, Burt said:

Is he named Pancake as homage to what the tree did to him?

Save me a seat in hell. I had the same question. 

[InkaUtexas 25523]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Save me a seat in hell. I had the same question. 

Surly will get our own conference room. 

[pacman 7330]

sounds like this gentleman will be a perfect fit for next OC at aggy

[YGIFS 19449]

22 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

You try licking peanut butter out of Sarah's snatch.  You'd be freaked out too. 

the echo from the lip smacking is something else, I tell you what...