Game Thread Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN

[ztejas 43537]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Sticking with clear liquor 

That ain't clear liquor that's some flavored bullshit.

[Beau Vine 54429]

The old guy on the scoreboard...

[Gil Bang 26020]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She gets naked in mayor of kingstown

 

and yes shes hot AF

i should be watching that right now

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I'm gonna need a 4loko for this shit arnt I? 

The original 4loko. With a bleach chaser 

[Sgt Hulk 13839]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

How are they not calling holding. 

Same reason they didn’t call dpi on us lol

[4th&Five 41590]

10 carries for 18 yards so for. 

Edited December 30, 2022 by 4th&Five

[Hook1997 5402]

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Also kinda shitty to lose to Tech and Oklahoma St and be playing in the dumpy Alamo Bowl again. It's what we do though. 

I wouldn’t call playing the 12th ranked team and being Texas dumpy. But the rest is true.  This will be one of the top ten watched bowls though.  

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, Napoleon said:

Looks yellow & hazy to me.

It's piss

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

[millhouse 2617]

Do something, fucking anything

[ztejas 43537]

Lol a "beautiful punt" that careens out the back of the end zone. 

Real special stuff there. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

This is the game plan they put together over the last month?  
 

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

10 Carrie’s for 18 yards so far. 

[Napoleon 8700]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

It's piss

Too much protein in the urine makes it hazy. Might want to see your doctor about that.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ewers going to lose the job in the Spring

[Nivek 16986]

Now we know why penix doesn’t get sacked. O line just holds.

[FOXHOUND 1034]

If Sark rolls out with a heavy dose of Keilan between the tackles again I'm going to lose it. 

[Texasrocks 2149]

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its clear that we are trying to appease Robinson to stay and not hit the portal by giving him carries

Exactly what this looks like

[JesusSweatDuck 17810]

[Helobious 9464]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

Not really. Washington has a very shitty QB and they’re putting the game in his hands for some reason

[Deej 76920]

[THUJONE 4550]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

Our D has played their asses off all season. They had one truly bad game. Tech. Back half of the season they were phenomenal. 

[Zeus 6126]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sark seems clueless 

At least he knows the advanced shitting position and practices on the sidelines all game

[Sgt Hulk 13839]

Brooks slide in Sarks wife’s DMs on IG or what 

[TexasGolf 5019]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She gets naked in mayor of kingstown

 

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

dude you take that shit back right fucking now.

 

they suck.... but Galindo gargles the dick and massages the balls because he sucks so hard

[immamac 43046]

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

This is the game plan they put together over the last month?  
 

Sark doesn't have a plan. 

[TexArcher 38066]

Score some fucking points, you offensive fucking guru.  God damn.

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

Save us, Natasha Marc (fansville chick)

[naija 2869]

There is no way Robinson can really expect he will be RB1 next year

[Brothahorn 10087]

7 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

WTF were the coaches doing the past month?

The whole extra practices argument only works, if the coaching staff knows what the fuck they are doing.  

[BabaYaga 15320]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

With competent QB play this is a 1-2 loss team.  

[DixonHur 11376]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

[deft 6879]

Sticking with clear liquor 

You gonna soak a tampon in that and boof it?

[redswingline 1064]

with so many guys opting out or injured, I made sure to have plenty of booze around

Edited December 30, 2022 by redswingline

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

Might be wrong but isn’t this the SECN b team or something? Including Aaron Rodgers estranged brother lulz

[Bevo 13601]

Defense looks good. Offensive line looks poor and we are playing the wrong running back and the play calling hasn't been great but Ewers is playing better. Interesting overall, though, seeing the defense carry the offense. We need an intermediate passing game and explosive plays if we aren't going to be able to run the ball consistently with Keilan.

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

Just now, BabaYaga said:

With competent QB play this is a 1-2 loss team.  

with competent coaching its in the fucking playoffs. 

[GreenspointTexas 9664]

Lets go Texas

[UTEE97 3522]

I am tired of watching our shitty offense. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Too much protein in the urine makes it hazy. Might want to see your doctor about that.

That’s true. I did see my doctor.

[Brisketexan 105336]

Can't believe people paid good $ to watch this POS

Wouldn’t have gone if you gave me free tickets on the 50 yd line.
Also, I see that “Check Inn to Christmas” is on the Hallmark channel. I wonder if the two leads end up falling for each other? Whatever the case, I bet either of them has a better showing than Quinn at QB.

[naija 2869]

All our coaches always look scared on the sideline

[Valmy77 13273]

There is Sanders!

[ztejas 43537]

"Hey remember when RG3 hung 70 on your current HC in a bowl game?"

Thanks ESPN. 

[Nivek 16986]

This is the game plan they put together over the last month?  
 

[sith_horn 2407]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

Hyperbole. Yeah, they're bad, but Galindo's voice is his x-factor, like nails on a chalkboard.

[millhouse 2617]

Nice check down, do that more 

[SquishMitten 10435]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

How are they not calling holding. 

Kinda don’t think we need to complain about the refs so far. They aren’t calling shit