Game Thread Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN

[Codaxx 6210]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

10 carries for 18 yards so for. 

Ewers is completing 70+ of his passes and Texas still can’t run the ball. It’s bad

[naija 2961]

The swing outs are not working. Stop it

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Ya think the Mannings are watching?

[Asu2215 256]

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

Love those unblocked WR screens

[Jersey Man10 3748]

Fuck this game is boring af.

[Pimphand 6264]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Someone (not you) doesn't know what a NIL beholden bitch Sark is.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4878]

We’re gonna screen those mofos to exhaustion 

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

our 3rd down offense is ass.

[immamac 44197]

I wish an asteroid would hit now and end my fucking misery. 

[THUJONE 4550]

Rare Whitt drop. wow. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

Ewers sucks

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

5 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The original 4loko. With a bleach chaser 

[GreenspointTexas 9930]

Holy shit! A middle of the field pass

[RoyalBevo21 912]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

I wouldn’t call playing the 12th ranked team and being Texas dumpy. But the rest is true.  This will be one of the top ten watched bowls though.  

And it will mean absolutely nothing... if they were sitting out of a playoff game I'd be livid. But Texas is 3-1 in the last 4 Alamo Bowls and it's meant fuck all for the following season. 

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Just now, Asu2215 said:

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

No running game.

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Ewers looks fine to other than the fact he has thrown the ball 20 times.

[ztejas 44114]

Ewers is such a fucking disaster. 

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Love those unblocked WR screens

[Hook1997 5486]

Offenses are easy to stop when the defense knows you can’t throw down field at all!!  

[Pods 7622]

Yes, Sark would still be passing on 3rd and 3 with Bijan. 

[Real Papi 1093]

Got to make that catch.  

[Pimphand 6264]

Just now, Asu2215 said:

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

Because without Bijan this offense licks all the AIDS infested dicks.

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

I’m out. Life’s too short and I’m too drunk to watch a poorly coached fairly untalented meh team missing its three best players in an exhibition game. 

[millhouse 2719]

Damn, rare jwhitt 3rd down drop

[TexArcher 38816]

Put Arch in.

[THUJONE 4550]

Brooks was in for two plays. didn't touch the ball. 

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

I can't even with this team anymore. 

[dcar00 14898]

Ewers is just not good.  His little "too cool for school" flip throws are rarely on target.

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

our offense is ass.

fixy

[HRSchenker 2331]

Quinn has the dumbest throwing motion in college football. I know he's having to scramble because our o line is shitting the bed but goddamn man some of these passes and throwaways are ridiculous

[Valmy77 13567]

Geez Whit. Help us out here.

[Bullneck 19454]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Same reason they didn’t call dpi on us lol

Some of the calls (or lack thereof) annoy me but the punter really sold a "roughing" call and got "running into."  

Dammit Whittingham, catch that.  The pass on the 4th down was bad.  As out of sync as we look right now I'd be happy to get to half at 10-3.

[Starfleet Command 441]

This game sucks. 

[millhouse 2719]

Krob not doing shit on special teams too I see

[Degenerate Gardner 4125]

10 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

Rojo has the jersey on.... Just put some pads underneath

Is it productive to have guys who chose not to play on the sidelines? I respect their choices not to play. I agree with them, actually.
 

Rojo and Bijan did tremendous work. Their time is done. 

[ATXhorn17 1676]

Sark sucks shit through a straw and seems to have forgotten that running the ball is allowed by rule.

[Knoxtnhorn 6262]

Why not just sling this shit all over the field?  

[Capn81 396]

How do you only have 3 points against this shitty washington D?

Have you seen Our shitty offense? Then add in losing our two top runners.

[Zeus 6751]

3 minutes ago, deft said:

You gonna soak a tampon in that and boof it?

Yes

[GreenspointTexas 9930]

Fuck u special teams

 

 

fuck uuuuuuuuuuu

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

[936horn 942]

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

[Pimphand 6264]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Gulf Coast Offense

[MillerEP 30827]

[Godzillatron 295]

Ewers kinda sucks. Prove me wrong.

[Cairn Horn88 8500]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Fuck this game is boring af.

Go wash a load of clothes….and perhaps it will get better.

 

[UTEX90 589]

6 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Do something, fucking anything

Well, we punted so that's something.

[DanTheHorn 5061]

Can he not put it on the numbers? MFer is starting to get old.

[Ghost of Shag 2723]

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah like Sark is a fucking garbage coach. 

The two aren’t mutually exclusive.