Game Thread Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN

[immamac 44420]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

I can't even with this team anymore. 

It's the coach not the team. 

[taybo20 3042]

Just now, 936horn said:

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

Absolutely. This whole team can’t fucking help themselves ever

[RoyalBevo21 975]

10 carries for 18 yards. Yikes 🤦‍♂️

[Stunns38 3805]

I’m glad I don’t get as mentally invested in bowl games. I’m not shocked though that we would come out unprepared. Sark gon Sark.

PK will adjust but will Sark…

[Codaxx 6274]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ewers looks fine to other than the fact he has thrown the ball 20 times.

Someone finally understands the problem 

[gmr548 16704]

Some of you have Ewers derangement syndrome. That was a ball that should have been caught

Yeah, Whittington - a guy weighing taking his shot at the NFL - should have caught that.

Punting on 4th and 3 from the 50 is weak in any game, but especially a bowl smh

[Neonmoon 38130]

Our offense always finds ways to fuck up a series. Someone will drop a ball, miss a pass, miss a block, etc. 

[Surly Bevo 25778]

All you guys talking about Bijan and Rojo. I’m quite sure the team is fine with them being there.

[THUJONE 4550]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

Ohhhh fuck you're right.

[UTEX_ME 4288]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This is Charlie strong Arkansas bowl game. We aren’t getting into the end zone 

So two losing seasons on tap. Yay 

[Rip76 5022]

What’s Washington’s defense ranked?

[Chico_SA 530]

We have no balls. Jesus. Tech and Ole Miss made football fun.

[Valmy77 13626]

1 minute ago, Starfleet Command said:

This game sucks. 

Yes it does.

[Pimphand 6380]

Just now, Godzillatron said:

Ewers kinda sucks. Prove me wrong.

[Zeus 6879]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That ain't clear liquor that's some flavored bullshit.

This + ice and water is perfect my dude

Sorry I'm not huffing jenkim or something cool I'm just sipping lemonade watching my two kiddos stay up past their bed time while I scream at the tee vee

[MonkeyDoughnut 10811]

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ya think the Mannings are watching?

Probably out practicing knowing he'll need to start the spring game.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

If Malik comes in, will he lose a year of eligibility?

[GreenspointTexas 9992]

Penix having his worst half of the year and we still losing

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Just now, Rip76 said:

What’s Washington’s defense ranked?

One of the worst passing defense and we keep throwing sideways 

[Hook1997 5529]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

No running game.

No it’s call no passing game to open up a running game so the other team loads the box…   When the other team is not afraid of you throwing the ball, you can’t run the ball.   Only Bijan could make that work sometimes and he’s not playing. 

[Capn81 397]

Go wash a load of clothes….and perhaps it will get better.
 

I already tried that. Did not help.

[Gucci_Suit 2829]

Nah we got this

[elfenix 34780]

12 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

cant say I really like the rest of the lady in the Mercedes commercial.... but her ass is something special. 

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Malik comes in, will he lose a year of eligibility?

Nope 

[Bullneck 19573]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Gulf Coast Offense

That was RC Slocum.

[BabaYaga 15631]

I’ve never been so disappointed and disinterested in a Texas bowl game.   

[Deej 77877]

1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Is it productive to have guys who chose not to play on the sidelines? I respect their choices not to play. I agree with them, actually.
 

Rojo and Bijan did tremendous work. Their time is done. 

It's like having a deadbeat dad hang out at Christmas with your new husband and the kids.

[ztejas 44285]

You guys are right. I can't believe Whitt dropped this ball.

 

Oh wait - yes I can - because it's nowhere fucking near where it's supposed to be. 

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Chris Beard’s hearing on loop would be better than this

[ClubWhatever 12324]

Just now, Chico_SA said:

We have no balls. Jesus. Tech and Ole Miss made football fun.

We can’t (or won’t) play smash mouth.  

[SHOOTER12 8890]

Very discouraging 

[GreenspointTexas 9992]

Yeah this def Arky Texas Bowl vibes

[USNALonghorn 5194]

We’re getting stuffed by a soft ass PAC12 team

[HRSchenker 2341]

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Offense powered by jellybeans and bubble screens designed to lose yards

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Boring and frustrating at the same time.  Must be how many posters’ wives feel. 

[AUS-97HORN 12057]

that ball SHOULD have been caught.   fuck

[staboner 5098]

I am sad

[gmr548 16704]

Yes, Sark would still be passing on 3rd and 3 with Bijan. 

I did laugh at that a bit.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20950]

Quinn is outplaying Penik so far. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Come on D!

[Helobious 9825]

Penix & Ewers having an out-shit contest.

[52-80 19377]

3 minutes ago, Godzillatron said:

Ewers kinda sucks. Prove me wrong.

challenge not accepted

[GreenspointTexas 9992]

Watts luck af

[redswingline 1124]

that wr misread the ball and tried to one hand it. we got lucky

[clownin72 199]

I've seen enough bullshit from Ewers already this season, not gonna change this game. A little Maalik would be a breath of fresh air

[ztejas 44285]

2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

This + ice and water is perfect my dude

Sorry I'm not huffing jenkim or something cool I'm just sipping lemonade watching my two kiddos stay up past their bed time while I scream at the tee vee

I'm just fucking with you drink what you want. 

[Nivek 17425]

I would murder your dog to get his production out of the offense.

[GreenspointTexas 9992]

Penix 10-20 for 98 yards

[mrhorn 1480]

[MillerEP 30907]

Obvious holding