I want the best available man on this...

[McCroskey 1504]

"A man who knows that plane inside and out, and won't crack under pressure."

 

---"How about Mr. Rogers???"

 

 

"Get me Rex Kramer."

[HiggyBaby 2529]

They don’t make em like they used to

[South Austin 52463]

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

[TexArcher 37774]

I take it black.  Like my men.

[Radical Larry 28584]

[Underdog 28612]

You can let yourself out in the back, there’s juice in the fridge. 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison?

 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Joey, do you like hanging around the gymnasium?

[Guest Lobo]

I really appreciate more as I get older, than almost everybody in the movie was a straight man actor before "Airplane!"  

[RPM 26318]

[llanoflash 151]

A hat. a broach , a pterodactyl 

[McCroskey 1504]

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white-zone shit again. 

[pokeNbeans 203]

[RPM 26318]

[PencilPusher 454]

JOEY
         I think you're the greatest. But my Dad
         says you don't work hard enough on
         defense.                   
         ...and that lots of times you don't even
         run down court.                      

        ...and that you don't really try, except
         during the playoffs.

 MURDOCK
         The hell I don't! I'm out there busting my
         buns every night. Listen, kid, I've been hearing that crap
         ever since I was at UCLA. Tell your old
         man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down
         the court for forty-eight minutes.

 

[Mez2 4023]

what a pisser

[McCroskey 1504]

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[Eskimohorn 5633]

Roger, Roger! What’s your vector, Victor?

Huh, what?

[RPM 26318]

[Texas007 195]

I know its from the sequel and I don't care:

Full Scene:

"she's starting to shake"

 

[C-Man 27214]

The fog's getting thicker!

And Leon's getting l-a-a-a-a-a-r-r-r-r-ger!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!

 

[McCroskey 1504]

He’s all over the place. 900 feet, up to 1300 feet, what an asshole!


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[Anwar Namtut 344]

[llanoflash 151]

Excuse me. I speak jive. 

[McCroskey 1504]

Hey, you know what they say...see a broad that give that booty action...lay her down or smack'em yak'em!

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now.

No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

[Radical Larry 28584]

On 6/18/2018 at 10:29 AM, Mez2 said:

what a pisser

I use this one often. 

[Guest Lobo]

7 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Looks like the foot is on the other hand now, Mr. Kramer!

 

That's actually a pretty solid attempt at a Seinfeld/Airplane crossover reference.  Ummm......I'll allow it.

[BigDHornfan 6546]

Shit.

“Golly”

[McCroskey 1504]

I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar.  It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf.  Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta.  It was worse than Detroit!

[Guest Lobo]

Think about the fact that between Kentucky Fried Movie and good Morning Vietnam and Airplane, et. al.  Our nation has been actively using Detroit as a punchline for 40 years.  Forty fucking years, a once proud flagship city has been the armpit of crass humor because it's even worse there than the humor suggests.  Wow.  Saying something.  

It's a shame you two don't get along.  What a lovely girl, and a darling figure.  Smooth thighs.  Subtle, pouting breasts

[miguelito 11262]

And that as much as anything, led to my drinking problem.

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

On 6/16/2018 at 9:12 PM, crackamacgowski said:

Joey, do you like hanging around the gymnasium?

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[gecko 1104]

Some of you yung'uns on here should check the Airplane movies out, if you haven't already.  There's also sort of a embedded history lesson in each as you can see the beginnings of TSA-like screening and how terrorism fears go way back to early 80s.....no CR

[Guest Lobo]

Is it part one or two where the guys are going through with the heavy machine guns, and the guy in the turban, but they stop the grandmother and throw her up against the wall to frisk?

[Hurtlocker 2212]

[Underdog 28612]

Much like Jaws,  Airplane never gets old to me.  

[HiggyBaby 2529]

I know its from the sequel and I don't care:

[/url] Full Scene:

"she's starting to shake"

 

 

 

The sequel gets overlooked because of the greatness of the 1st. Both are worthy.

 

 

 

[HiggyBaby 2529]

I use this one often. 

That and you can tell me, I’m a doctor.

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

The sequel has the macho grande scene, which is brilliance. Poor Buddy, howie, and Andy. 

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[Incredulity 11665]

Just hang loose blood. She gonna catch you on the rebound on the medi-side.

On 6/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the searchlights now.

No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do.

I use this all the time when someone suggests something obvious.

[RPM 26318]

6 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

 

 

The sequel gets overlooked because of the greatness of the 1st. Both are worthy.


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The sequel is a shadow of the original. The original was funny because we'd never seen anything like it. The sequel seemed like the jokes were forced and just not funny most of the film.

 

And turn off your Tapasig!  oldmanyellsatcloud.gif

[McCroskey 1504]

"They could be miles off course."

"That's impossible, they're on instruments!!"

[RPM 26318]

Better check the radar range.

[McCroskey 1504]

Bout 2 more minutes, chief!

[Guest]

On 6/19/2018 at 9:06 PM, McCroskey said:

Hey, you know what they say...see a broad that give that booty action...lay her down or smack'em yak'em!

Knock yo self uh pro, slick. 

Dont be so naive, Arthur. 

[Guest]

On 6/28/2018 at 7:37 PM, RPM said:

 

The sequel is a shadow of the original. The original was funny because we'd never seen anything like it. The sequel seemed like the jokes were forced and just not funny most of the film.

 

And turn off your Tapasig!  oldmanyellsatcloud.gif

The sequel was bad but gave us the jive courtroom scene. 

Ain’t no thang (slaps Bible). 

I do.

Check it, bleed. Bro... was on! Didn't trip. [Mr. Striker performed exceptionally]

But the folks was freakin', man. [The passengers were very concerned]

Hey, and the pilots were laid to the bone, Home. [The pilots were incapacitated]

So Blood hammered out and jammed jet ship. Tightened that bad sucker inside the runway like a mother. Shit. [So Mr. Striker took control and landed that plane safely. Golly!]

 

 

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