2023 ATP/WTA thread

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On 3/8/2023 at 11:59 PM, Napoleon said:

Jil Teichmann’s cold weather attire is here to remind fans that she is built pretty nicely from the waist down. 

…Very nice…

Sadly, Kostyuk lost in 3 sets in the first round. 

No idea who these girls are (they came up in my "Jil Teichmann ass" search) but the middle girl is love at first sight.

Edited March 11, 2023 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 19,070]

I knew Jordan Thompson would be an Aussie.  He looks like a walking Monty Python skit.

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That's the 2020 Canadian Fed Cup team, they played against Teichmann's Swiss. 

 

Dani & Peyton are playing doubles currently. 

[Napoleon 8,659]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Jill’s pants were grey, so it was helpful for analysis.

🧐

👨🏻‍💻

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2 & 2 for the Dani/Peyton combo. 

[Napoleon 8,659]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Jill’s pants were gray, so it was helpful for analysis.

🧐

👨🏻‍💻

Edited March 11, 2023 by Napoleon

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6-3 Camila in the first, JPeg serves a breadstick next. Let’s ride. 

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Young Noskova beats Amanda in straights, gets Coco next on Sunday. 

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JPeg closes it out. 

[Bullneck 19,070]

11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

No idea who these girls are (they came up in my "Jil Teichmann ass" search) but the middle girl is love at first sight.

Heidi El Tabakh

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Peyton v. Bianca on TC now. 

[Bullneck 19,070]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Peyton v. Bianca on TC now. 

Andrescu running away with the third set.

I assume Peyton is UTs #1?

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Was, she's pro now. 

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Looks like Andreescu lost about 5 lbs of fat this year compared to last year. 

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I feel like emailing Nike to thank them for Peyton's kit, she looks great. 

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Canada wins. 

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Hot Sorana got Keys to quit after forcing her to deep throat a first set breadstick.

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Pegula knocks out the Russian Potato aka Spudnik in 3. 

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Jelena & Petra traded bagels, 2 sets done in a hour. We better get a deciding breaker here for peak WTA. 

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Petra wins first 4, JO calls trainer. 

JO wins next 4, Petra calls trainer. 

Petra takes final 2 to end the roller coaster. 

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This may have something to do with why Peyton & Dani are playing together. 

https://blog.universaltennis.com/peyton-stearns-and-andrew-fenty-receive-universal-tennis-foundation-hurd-awards/

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Iga can fucking ball. Bianca played about as well as she can, didn't matter. 

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And a little over 30 minutes later, he rolls his ankle on said court. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

And a little over 30 minutes later, he rolls his ankle on said court. 

I saw that haha, and now he’s up a break in the third set 

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Hot Sorana beats Garcia in 3. 

Iga ‘bout to put a hurting on Emma. 

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3 & 1 for Iga, good luck Sorana next.

Aryna v. Coco tomorrow. 

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On 3/15/2023 at 12:28 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

3 & 1 for Iga, good luck Sorana next.

Let’s make it to an hour, sweetie. 

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Red Rocket sends Fritz home in 3 sets. Fritz lost a lot of points since he was the defending champ.

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Aryna & Sakkari on court for their semi, but the Hawk-Eye audio is borked so they’re trying to find some linesmen to fill in. Good stuff. 

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This is how Aryna felt about that match. 

 

Iga v. Elena next. 

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6-2 in the opener for Elena. 

 

TC did Monica dirty here. 

 

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Elena kicked the fucking shit out of her. AO final rematch coming. 

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Elena kicked the fucking shit out of her. AO final rematch coming. 

Russian (playing for Kazakhstan) beat the Pole (Polack).

Elena’s first serve seemed to be working.

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Old Aryna came back, 10 DFs in the first set. 

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Elena wins. Neither played great, but it was still fun to watch. 

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Camila was up 7-6, 6-7, 5-0 against Kanepi, now they’re in the deciding breaker. About 3.5 hours now. 

[Napoleon 8,659]

3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Camila was up 7-6, 6-7, 5-0 against Kanepi, now they’re in the deciding breaker. About 3.5 hours now. 

A match NOT filled with drop shots and slices. 

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Can’t stand players that quit when their opponent is one game away from the win. Shitty move by Anisimova 

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60/56 are some big ol' #s. 

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Man, this really sucks. Can’t find a better vid, TC wouldn’t show a replay. Likely either a blown Achilles or really fucking bad sprain for Bianca. Should start right before... 

 

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[Napoleon 8,659]

On 3/27/2023 at 11:03 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Man, this really sucks. Can’t find a better vid, TC wouldn’t show a replay. Likely either a blown Achilles or really fucking bad sprain for Bianca. Should start right before... 

 

This time it looks like she was really injured.

Oh well.

Let’s go Pegula!

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Potato squandered multiple match points and Pegula went on to win!

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Yep, Potato is gonna have to work to shed her moniker. 

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Hot Sorana fucking routine’d Aryna earlier in less than 90 minutes. 

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Bianca 

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Petra ends Sorana's run, gets Elena in the Miami final tomorrow. 

 

Alcaraz v. Sinner in their semi at 6 tonight. 

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Sinner takes out Alcaraz in 3 sets. Look who came out to Miami to watch. I guess he’s serving his suspension ?

 

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16-14 in the opening breaker for Petra.