For Sale: ShaggyTexas User Profile

[Bernard 879]

Well seasoned user profile on ShaggyTexas (FKA ShaggyBevo) for sale. Comes with a sub-forum named in your honor. You'll have instant internet friends, and a bunch of haters. All rights and responsibilities transfer to new owner. Price negotiable. Interesting trades considered.

Bernard

[Lone Star Horn 2,016]

A 10% off best buy coupon, and a couple of fucks given freely?

[Capt 235]

Will you take reps?

[Goofyboy 3,268]

Trade you a receiver with two HDMI ports

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Does the Bernard come standard with every post or is that extra?

[Chad Fuck 17,658]

Does it go to 11?

 

[williemackgarza 1,826]

how many usb ports come with it?

[mulletpelini 5,210]

Better be silver or not interested.

[uoftorange 1,386]

Does it make you more likely or less likely to get beaten by the police?

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Does it come with a used copy of Straight Outta Compton on cassette?

[irockalltherocks 55]

I'll trade you my Toys R Us Rewards points.

[JimmyHoffa 1,188]

One internet high five? 

[Topper13 3,258]

How 'bout tree fiddy?

[Jimbaround 975]

Do you take Ameros?

[Bat Guano 359]

On 3/26/2018 at 7:00 AM, uoftorange said:

Does it make you more likely or less likely to get beaten by the police?

 

Less likely to get beaten. More likely to get shot.

[GHOST HORN 6]

$351

[Upgrayedd 5,810]

Do I get to beat the winner with a club?

[futureman 22,441]

On 3/25/2018 at 4:09 PM, Bernard said:

Well seasoned user profile on ShaggyTexas (FKA ShaggyBevo) for sale. Comes with a sub-forum named in your honor. You'll have instant internet friends, and a bunch of haters. All rights and responsibilities transfer to new owner. Price negotiable. Interesting trades considered.

Bernard

I’ll give you screen legend anthony quinn’s undershirt. 

[El Diablo 4,232]

Would you be interested in a tool? A very unique tool. A tool that could provide 50K in your pocket every year for the rest of your life with no work on your part. This is the million dollar tool that inventors have dreamed of.

PM LegacyofDerka@shittysnowcone.com

[KYHorn 17,011]

I started following shaggy in '15 and must've missed how the Bernard forum came to be/what it meant. Can someone help me out?

[orange dream 1,246]

Bernard wasn't the biggest supporter of the boys in blue based on a variety of personal interactions and knowledge of the interactions of others that exemplified the overzealous nature of some police officers.

His posts on these topics were fairly frequent and well known to the point that people began referring to stories about police misconduct as being bernarded, etc.  It occurred enough that those posts ultimately ended up in their own forum.

As a side note, for some reason some people  began mistakenly referring to the police as Bernards.  Reading comprehension wasn't their strong suit.

[workswithseed 2,088]

I thought vapa hated them more? Bernard does hate churches and the people in them.

[Bernard 879]

Most of the people in the church/mosque/synagogue/etc. are just the victims of the scam. I don't hate them, although I sometimes marvel at their credulity. Those standing in front of the congregation on the other hand...

Bernard

[SuperSurly 21]

Sell it!