the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Brisketexan 105,161]

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Edited October 3, 2023 by Pig Bellmont

[Captain Obvious 523]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The choices for speaker will be Donald Trump, or a compromise candidate who will offer something to get Dem votes.

In other words, the next speaker of the house will be Donald Trump.

So you're saying Boobert was ahead of the curve by 7-8 months?

[cactusflinthead 27,601]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

[atomheartbevo 89,735]

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Well, the whole point of the whore game is silence.

[Beau Vine 54,276]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump doesn’t fucking know how. 

So...Walt Nauta for Speaker?

[chainsaw 9,872]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, if somebody tells him "you have to do this, this, this, and this", he'll be like "no I don't, we're going to do this, I'm going to hold a rally and take a week off, and then we're going to do this.  And I'm going to defund everybody I don't like or that's investigating me."

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

[YGIFS 19,452]

9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Really cool of Apple to issue a MTG-edition iPhone.  One full-size camera lens for each of her toes.  

[mchookem 16,338]

59 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Do we have resident MAGATS?  I feel like there’s just a one or two with 20 different handles.  

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,426]

11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

don't forget golf at least every other day

[Beau Vine 54,276]

 

[Covri 6,249]

15 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Toss in 4 hours on the shitter and 8 hours of executive time. And yeah that's pretty much it

Wait, you can see my outlook calendar?

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

don't forget golf at least every other day

Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. 

Prayers for their greens keeper.

[Dbeasy 15,073]

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

[Covri 6,249]

9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

oh we have plenty, they're just scared of the CR.

“It’s a mean place, where they ask you to explain/ defend your position! That’s why I don’t go there. Anyways what’s wrong with the weather is all the stupid libs!” —DT poster

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.

Edited October 4, 2023 by Grade of D as in David
NM it was empty

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

That Trump will be made speaker.  Trump will use his loyalist insiders within Secret Service to have Biden and Harris taken out.  He is then installed as per line of succession within the next 6 months.  He pardons himself but doesn't run again in 2024 after all.  Runs off into the sunset with bags of cash.  Because McCarthy has the ineptitude and political mastery of a Three's Company episode.  

[Gourmand 7,774]

Jessica Tarlov is pretty good at her job but her truthful takes always get drowned out by the stupid loud dipshits on FOX

 

Edited October 4, 2023 by Gourmand

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

[Js1 85,439]

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I like how they're blaming the Dems.  If you want something from them, offer them something they want.  That's how this works.

Yep it’s Pelosi and the Dems’ fault that McCarthy was forced to make a deal with the Gaetz caucus, knowing full well the MTV was going to happen. 

[Boss Hogg 808]

SIAP

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison.

 

And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022

Edited October 4, 2023 by Grade of D as in David
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[Beau Vine 54,276]

11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What is McCarthy blabbering about in his failure speech 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,204]

He's a loser, just like his orange god. 

[The Dog 44,066]

 

[Stilicho 1,397]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

14 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh shit, McCarthy hammering the Hitler/Putin comparison.

 

And there it is, it's bidens fault Putin invaded in 2022

Yep, could see that coming a mile away. Funny how Putin’s meddling in the election and his support for Trump or McCarthy’s own suspicion that Trump was on Putin’s payroll never came up. I had to turn him off. I don’t have time for his bullshit. 

[Underdog 28,735]

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Does he have a third testicle we don’t know about?

Not unless he borrows one from marj. 

[Underdog 28,735]

58 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not a fucking chance- the speaker has real work to do: calling votes, setting policy agenda. Trump doesn’t want to do an actual job

He’ll appoint Ivanka as “Acting” Speaker and they’ll go along with it. 

[TexEx15 17,545]

They have no interest in governing. Their dear leader has turned it into a reality show for the base and ratings is all that matters.

[Pancho 44,860]

Radical republicans and conservatives are just sick, sick deranged people

 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,496]

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I feel like she could have done better than Dwayne Wade. 
 

 

 

Meaning me, Bozo Casanova. She could have had a monogamous relationship or affair with me. How many posts does Dwayne Wade have on hornfans/shaggy/surly? None. Zero. Too busy flopping. 

[hpslugga 4,062]

42 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm high as shit, but what's in his left hand. I'm getting some Budd Dwyer vibes.

He doesn’t have it in him to do that 

[cactusflinthead 27,601]

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

 

[Bullneck 19,181]

Deleting my "Captcha Speaker" tweet.  Looks like we already have one.

Edited October 4, 2023 by Bullneck

[jimmyjazz 45,989]

53 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh Jesus the cart tire tracks on the greens at congressional. 

Prayers for their greens keeper.

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

They hate Nancy because she was such an effective Speaker. I guess seeing what a colossal failure McCarthy was has ratcheted up their petty vindictiveness.

Fucking childish assholes, the lot of them. 

[hpslugga 4,062]

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Regarding the second one, the “blame the D’s” argument only makes sense if you’re one of those mindless fools who’s bucking for a “more moderate” GOP. The GOP has been crazy for decades. Better they be full-on-display crazy rather than all that make believe horseshit they were spewing from 1981-c. 2008 to make them look like the cool calm and considerate types they’ve always pretended to be. We don’t need a more tempered GOP; we need the GOP to die.

[Radical Larry 28,648]

 

What a twat waffle. That piece of shit fucked around and found out. Go be even more irrelevant, Kevin.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

 

[Pig Bellmont 8,719]

[The Dog 44,066]

 

[DixonHur 11,342]

[Bullneck 19,181]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,208]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

But the idea of some kind of salt & vinegar...sauce?

Not much of a fish and chips man?