the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Mdhorn 5990]

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

[YGIFS 19452]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Open up Twitter

First rattle out of the box

 

What the fuck with that Massie photo?  Any other context?  

[Brisketexan 105451]

7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

America wants body autonomy for women. guess what, Jim. Nobody n the hill gives a shit what america wants. We are lucky if they give a shit what their district or state wants. 
 

It's even more psychopathic than that.  These fucking sociopath, psychopath narcissist piles of decomposing weasel shit think that THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS WANT THEM.  No, you goatfuckers, they don't.  Granted, the nutbar caucus of voters is much bigger than ANYONE should be comfortable with, but the fucking MAGA loon portion of the electorate is not a majority.  That's why these people have to engage in the fantasy of "actually, all elections that don't vote for MAGA are stolen."

They're lying sociopaths, they are overextending themselves, and now is the time to go in for the kill.  Slowly. Methodically.  Destroying them down to the fucking ground.

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

 

You sweet summer child.  Like rules apply to the GOP.

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27607]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the fuck with that Massie photo?  Any other context?  

 

Edited October 17, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[YChang 3463]

So he does wear a jacket...

[Firemans4Horn 18127]

[The Dog 44164]

another one says Ruprecht will lose votes next round:

 

[cactusflinthead 27607]

Kid's all enthusiastic and shit. 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

 

Well, he's applying for a grown up job now, so it's best that he looks sharp.

[Pig Bellmont 8741]

11 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

Unfortunately this isn’t true. It’s not the same Congress so he’s technically off the hook

[Aqua Buddha 14624]

Does anyone have a breakout about how the famed "Problem Solvers Caucus (lulz)" voted?

[YGIFS 19452]

8 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

Of all the strange things about Jim Jordan, the oddest trait of his is that he doesn't wear a jacket with his suit in the Capitol.  But he only wears a jacket with nothing else on in the Ohio State showers so he can more easily jerk off to the locker room goings-on.  To each his own.  

[Red Five 40907]

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Unfortunately this isn’t true. It’s not the same Congress so he’s technically off the hook

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

[Thrawn 538]

nm

Edited October 17, 2023 by Thrawn

[The Dog 44164]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

12 minutes ago, YChang said:

jacket...

Recycled Boebert joke here 

[Beau Vine 54469]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Does anyone have a breakout about how the famed "Problem Solvers Caucus (lulz)" voted?

I was just wondering about them...WTF are they doing?  Have they ever actually solved any problems before?

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

I was just wondering about them...WTF are they doing?  Have they ever actually solved any problems before?

They’re hard at work on the bipartisan issues of congressional pay raises, congressional pension improvement, and cheaper congressional health care. 

[Horndog 2249]

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

another one says Ruprecht will lose votes next round:

 

So if he continues to lose, will he become Gymbo? 

[DigglerontheHoof 21260]

Just now, Horndog said:

So if he continues to lose, will he become Gymbo? 

[DixonHur 11395]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Recycled Boebert joke here 

No Lauren, I said jacket, not jack it!

[Pig Bellmont 8741]

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

Basically. The only exception would be if you obtain a conviction for contempt of Congress before time runs out - like Bannon, even though he’s allowed to be out of prison while he appeals 

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

 

The glitch eventually fixes itself.

 

 

[Brisketexan 105451]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Recycled Boebert joke here 

I don't think I'd trust a recycled Boebert.  I just don't think they could get it clean enough.

[Michael Knight 12995]

Literally same result, what was the point of that

[YGIFS 19452]

So in the span of 5 hours, it went from being the Democrats fault, to McCarthy's fault, to Scalise's fault.  By tonight's vote, it'll be the fault of Israel, George Soros, Michael McCaul, and a Mister Ronan Sinatra?  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It is a real statement about the GOP that such a piece of shit as Jordan got as many votes as he did. It truly is disgraceful 

Yes, but it's predictable.  These are the people that gave us slavery, child labor, moral majority type shit like prohibition, tried to money-whip everyone into submission and then when WWII came around tried to fuck up the presidency.  We allowed them to exist until 2020, and they fucking did it again. I vote we send every fucking registered republican to Afghanistan, where they can live out their fantasies uninhibited, since they voted against trying to help that place get into the fucking 18th century.

 

[Brisketexan 105451]

Gym Jordan right now:

[Gatorubet 30324]

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I don't think I'd trust a recycled Boebert.  I just don't think they could get it clean enough.

[shakahorn 1645]

45 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

DK elections fixed tweet

 

Yeah I was surprised that Bacon's district, NE-whatever, was carried by Biden.

[Js1 85612]

5 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Yeah I was surprised that Bacon's district, NE-whatever, was carried by Biden.

The least Republican district in Nebraska (EVEN)

Obama won it in 2008 and only lost it by 7 in 2012
Trump only won it by 2 in 2016 and Biden won it by 6

Don Bacon has won his last 3 races by 2 points, 4 points and 3 points.  Dude knows how to toe the line properly. 

[South Austin 52633]

22 minutes ago, Horndog said:

So if he continues to lose, will he become Gymbo? 

Rep this righteous mother fucker.

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Gym Jordan right now:

Outstanding film reference, good sir.

[A-Tex Devil 2464]

Are they having floor debates before the next vote?  I can't watch right now.  I really wish someone would bring up the Ohio St. wrestling stuff.   Not sure why they all dance around it given the wrestlers' public statements.  Let's just add more fuel to this shitshow if he eventually gets voted in.

[BamaATL 16593]

13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Penicillin was a major break thru for lots of reasons boys.  

[Goredho 17423]

At this rate they are going to have to dig up Dianne Feinstein to be speaker.

[The Dog 44164]

 

[TwiceHorn 31577]

52 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Saw this reminder earlier in the comment section elsewhere:

Jim Jordan is currently still in contempt of Congress for refusing to honor the subpoena issued him over a year ago by the Jan 6 committee. How can one in contempt of the same Congress he's supposed to lead legitimately be its Speaker?

 

 

I think the subpoena and the contempt finding, if any, expired with the last Congress, so he's no longer in contempt, if he ever was (don't think they voted on it).

[Michael Knight 12995]

28 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Literally same result, what was the point of that

I thought they did the 2nd vote ,I didn't notice the top right saying earlier today on CSPAN

[Rimbo 26158]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Jeffries is 4 votes short.

Find 4 GOP members in Biden districts to flip and this is over

(... assuming the gop still has 20 voting for other)

Edited October 17, 2023 by Rimbo

[Satchel 6949]

51 minutes ago, YChang said:

So he does wear a jacket...

Just because he put on a jacket doesn’t mean he’s a decent human being. 

[Rimbo 26158]

55 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

a picture is worth a thousand words, but this picture is just one word repeated 1000 times

 

schadenfreude

[BamaATL 16593]

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Just because he put on a jacket doesn’t mean he’s a decent human being. 

I've seen Barry Switzer in a suit

 

(Being appropriately topical helps sometimes)

[dieucla98 2942]

8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Jeffries is 4 votes short.

Find 4 GOP members in Biden districts to flip and this is over

(... assuming the gop still has 20 voting for other)

Fuuuuck that. That role is more toxic now than it's ever been. Let the Rs fight and continue to destroy their brand, win the house outright next year.

[Rimbo 26158]

53 minutes ago, Red Five said:

So a congressional subpoena is like those old Columbia House letters we used to get after ordering 10 CDs for a penny. Just ignore them and they eventually go away. Good to know.

wait what?

i could've just... ignored them...

[dieucla98 2942]

Current status of Rs and Ds:

[YGIFS 19452]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

wait what?

i could've just... ignored them...

Yeah, you could have.  But then you wouldn't celebrate Richard Marx's entire catalogue as passionately as you do now.

[locodos 5397]

2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Fuuuuck that. That role is more toxic now than it's ever been. Let the Rs fight and continue to destroy their brand, win the house outright next year.

Yeah, but you know, the whole government shutdown/default thing is going to be a massive bummer. 

[Rimbo 26158]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, you could have.  But then you wouldn't celebrate Richard Marx's entire catalogue as passionately as you do now.

I haven't facepalmed about childhood idiocy this hard since Nicole told me half the girls in our high school wanted to bang me. "Thanks, Nicole for telling me this thirty years later when I can't do shit about it."

i had no clue

Edited October 17, 2023 by Rimbo

[BamaATL 16593]

Just now, locodos said:

Yeah, but you know, the whole government shutdown/default thing is going to be a massive bummer. 

I doubt it, after the get thru this mess, they are going to be hat in hand trying to negotiate.  They have no leverage and no consensus, with lots of vulnerability in swing districts.