the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[The Dog 44874]

 

[texasdago 7772]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

Because I'm 5'8" and I can finally make fun of him. If his name was Altuve or Messi it would be a different story 

[Pasken 1312]

Just now, The Dog said:

 

Isn’t that poster crazy?

[Hermanator 7716]

These assholes still not picked some brain dead cunt to lead them yet? 

[hobbes2702 13515]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

[Genco 3058]

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[The Dog 44874]

 

[Beau Vine 55901]

25 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover.  Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald.  Oh...wait...

[Gengs1 2583]

4 minutes ago, Genco said:

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[Ted Lange 16450]

Also, CNN

 

[Beau Vine 55901]

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

I can’t even tell if that’s sarcasm anymore 

[Brisketexan 107054]

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A shit party manned by shit leadership and supported by shit people. It’s a thuggish mob of toddlers. Leopards, faces, etc.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

 

because they got no reason to live…

[cactusflinthead 27628]

But on CNN

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5911]

For you jagoffs talking about linking up with the "moderate pubs." that Bost dumbfuck that "lunged at and cussed at Gaetz" in one of the conferences, had a tweet a day ago about Pritzker's "national abortion policy" and how all the good sky daddy folk need to fight it. All GOP fucking sucks......it seems to have been deleted, but they all are such garbage people, and not the good kind of garbage people that I like 

[Brisketexan 107054]

For you jagoffs talking about linking up with the "moderate pubs." that Bost dumbfuck that "lunged at and cussed at Gaetz" in one of the conferences, had a tweet a day ago about Pritzker's "national abortion policy" and how all the good sky daddy folk need to fight it. All GOP fucking sucks......it seems to have been deleted, but they all are such garbage people, and not the good kind of garbage people that I like 

This. The “good Republicans” y’all are thinking of are like Nazis who tipped well or said “ma’am” to women on the street: they’re all still giant pieces of shit. There are no good republicans. Not a single one.

[The Dog 44874]

 

[brakeman 28772]

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

There are 2 ways out of this and both involve removing Trump's sway over the party.  One way is the Republican party goes the way of the Whigs and a new conservative party emerges that has no obligations to Donald Trump.  The faction of America that can't deal with that will either stop voting or form a fringe party that gets no say.  The other is that Trump dies before the first way happens.

And that it is too bad that doesn't have a bunker in Florida to die in.

[The Dog 44874]

 

[Aqua Buddha 14813]

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

[Rimbo 27093]

1 hour ago, shakahorn said:

It's like laughing at a bald guy with a combover.  Not laughing because he's bald, laughing because he's making a ridiculous, ineffective attempt to not look bald.  Oh...wait...

It's like laughing at the guy who shared a screenshot with pegging porn in another tab. If he'd owned that shit, nobody would've cared...

[Biff Tannen 46218]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I would never laugh at a short guy for being short.  

I laugh at a short guy that stands on a box (like Mr. Bowtie did a few days back).  I laugh at a short guy that wears lifts in his shoes (like DeSantis).  

But a short guy that owns it?  No problemo. I never said shit about Spud Webb.

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's like laughing at the guy who shared a screenshot with pegging porn in another tab. If he'd owned that shit, nobody would've cared...

Is that Ted Cruz or Alex Jones we are talking about?

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2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

46 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

because they got no reason to live…

He's short, not Irish.

Edit: Oops https://www.familysearch.org/en/surname?surname=McHenry

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Irish (especially Ulster): Anglicized form of Gaelic Mac Éinrí, a patronymic from a Gaelic form of the personal name Henry 

Edited October 20, 2023 by atomheartbevo

[Brisketexan 107054]

Is that Ted Cruz or Alex Jones we are talking about?

No, it’s Owen Wilson.

[Ted Lange 16450]

13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

[Rimbo 27093]

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

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2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

As mentioned, it's not short people in general, it's about one guy.  He's in a political party that loves to shit all over people who are "different" than others and that tries to hold people like Trump up as some kind of great physical specimen.  It's no different than mocking Greg Abbott, who is actually far worse, because he got his millions-of-dollars payout and then pulled the ladder up on people who had similar accidents after him.

To McHenry's credit, he didn't side with Trump in 2020, and I'm really shocked that it hasn't come up in the midst of all of this hoopla - I figured MAGA or Jordan would be attacking the hell out of McHenry for not siding with Trump's bullshitshit and for voting to certify.

[henrygandorf 29230]

21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

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4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No, it’s Owen Wilson.

Owen Wilson would own it.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20956]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

If they're fucking short it is.

No shit. I'm 6'6" and I'll make fun of whatever short person I want. Just like people make fun of me for being an ugly aloholic. 

[Captain Ron 13136]

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

I’m not laughing at his height. I’m laughing at his insecurity over his height. 

[Tonesky 1059]

21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

If being a spineless pussy is good enough for Ted Cruz….

Edited October 20, 2023 by Tonesky

[StassneyHorn 6790]

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

Why is laughing at someone because of their height socially acceptable?

Because you can control it

[henrygandorf 29230]

10 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I’m not laughing at his height. I’m laughing at his insecurity over his height. 

i'm laughing at his height.

[The Dog 44874]

Here’s Mace’s tweet:

[Macanudo 13348]

38 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Yeah, these dudes who had their wives threatened to vote Jordan are going to vote for Jordan and then go home and explain it to their wives.

Sure.

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[TwiceHorn 32121]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Here’s Mace’s tweet:

And a cooze like you.

[RDCanecutter 26937]

I think we missed out by not getting Jim Jordan. Look at him. He is obviously an immortal flatboat crewman from the 1840s, floating goods down to New Orleans, drinking his wages in bordellos, then clumping back up the Devil's Backbone aka the Natchez Trace. 

Think what we could learn about America from such a man. He probably knew Andrew Jackson. He may have seen Andrew Jackson rape a young lieutenant. Given how much time has passed, he might have told us about it.

[Rimbo 27093]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm laughing at his height.

aren't you like 5'6"?

[henrygandorf 29230]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

aren't you like 5'6"?

i'm 5'9" i just like tall chicks.

[Rimbo 27093]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i'm 5'9" i just like tall chicks.

Same, same.

And short ones.

And medium height ones.

[RDCanecutter 26937]

If McHenry was a bad-ass short guy like Attila the Hun he would have already slashed the throats of his rivals and led his cavalry to lay waste to Toronto.

[henrygandorf 29230]

btw, i don't care how tall mchenry is, i just can't believe we're both 47 years old.  he looks like my pervy uncle.

[safe sex 12047]

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Same, same.

And short ones.

And medium height ones.

Women are just so fucking hot, goddam.

[Hermanator 7716]

Just now, safe sex said:

Women are just so fucking hot, goddam.

[cactusflinthead 27628]

Seems appropriate for the recent tenor of the thread.

 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

[Gatorubet 30807]

50 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

it’s the jacket. When he wears it, it’s almost like the Men’s Wearhouse has sold him spun kryptonite.