the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Aqua Buddha 14501]

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Democrats should start broadcasting the amount of taxpayer money that is being used to feed the Republican party while they can't figure this shit out.

Pizza bill alone could fund Ukraine, am I right?

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Bwahaha!

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

Jim Jordan: 

[Rimbo 25766]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If we can keep this going for a few months, maybe the Pubs will just all die of heart attacks and this problem will solve itself

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

[The Dog 43784]

 

Edited October 20, 2023 by The Dog

[Js1 85085]

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Should we continue the ongoing self-harm?

Yes

No

Present 

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What song are we talking about?  I missed it.

 

27 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Exactly... I saw some gif of some band from the 60s.  That's all I know.  

 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Should we continue the ongoing self-harm?

Yes

No

Present 

The beatings will continue until morale improves 

[jimmyjazz 45538]

Oh, that one.  Yeah, that song sucks ass.

[RDCanecutter 26246]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

 

Damn. That was current when I was burning myself on my Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker oven.

 

[The Dog 43784]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Lol

[G650 14074]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

[Biff Tannen 45491]

So are they gonna throw someone else out there or just elevate McHenry?

[The Dog 43784]

 

[Pancho 44436]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[Blotto 23424]

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Pretty sure half the party is extending this just for the free pizza.

You know Santos has a backpack or two lined with foil, and is going to town. Just like I used to do my friends used to do at pizza buffets back in the poor college days. 

[locodos 5330]

 

[The Dog 43784]

 

[G650 14074]

Just now, The Dog said:

 

[Biff Tannen 45491]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

 

 

[ConferenceRoom 6123]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Where did this "flash" thing come from?  I know it goes back to at least the newsreels about WW2, but does anyone know the origin?  I guess I could literally google it right this second, but it's more fun to get bullshit answers from surly.

Flash across the wires? 

[C-Man 27029]

45 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

SECrant might well have the biggest collection of lunatics out there.  High comedy, yet sad and pathetic all at the same time.  

 

[The Dog 43784]

 

[mdmost 42827]

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

[Pancho 44436]

Why does CNN keep interviewing the choad from Georgia who keeps blaming Dems for this? Stop interviewing him or at least push back Manu!

[G650 14074]

Just now, The Dog said:

 

The most popular huh

[Pato del Muerto 52336]

Yeah the delta between public and secret ballot voting is very telling. 
 

the very best case for the Rs is that most or all of them know who is against Jordan but must vote for him on the floor for electoral reasons, and they’re all understanding of it because politic’n 
 

the more likely case is that there’s 80 of them using the 20 as human shields. 

Edited October 20, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Surly Bevo 24692]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

The call is coming from inside the house!!!

[C-Man 27029]

5 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

 

[The Dog 43784]

 

[ultimaton 2966]

1 minute ago, G650 said:

The most popular huh

It's like a Yogi Berra quip. He's so popular nobody will vote him.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

I am not sure who Katherine Clark is but I think I just fell and love.  And ... would.
 

 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13406]

[jimmyjazz 45538]

He's super popular with people who don't know him and have to "work" with him.

[RDCanecutter 26246]

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So are they gonna throw someone else out there or just elevate McHenry?

They already tried the stand-on-the-box thing and people just mocked him.

[TexasHooch 5117]

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The dancing bear was always my favorite act in the Circus but I wouldn't have advocated to allow it to set up the big top and secure the highwire.

[mdmost 42827]

6 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Am I out of touch and this all my fault?

No, it's the Swamp who are wrong.

[Mo Horn 8807]

We're gonna end up back with Mccarthy. Until he's ousted again. 

[Pancho 44436]

Christ, now CNN is interviewing batshit crazy Anna Paulina Luna.

Jesus

[henrygandorf 29174]

23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

[henrygandorf 29174]

9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Why does CNN keep interviewing the choad from Georgia who keeps blaming Dems for this? Stop interviewing him or at least push back Manu!

nobody who watches cnn thinks it's the dems fault.

[Horn Dog 9670]

23 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Yes but can someone please share the REAL reason the majority voted against Gym ?

[mdmost 42827]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Christ, now CNN is interviewing batshit crazy Anna Paulina Luna.

Jesus

CNN has become the ESPN of news. It's all hot takes and controversy. Bernard Shaw is rolling over in his grave.

[Dbeasy 14961]

I have never been so happy to be wrong as when I predicted Jordan as speaker after McCarthy got canned. 

[Brisketexan 104537]

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

There could not be a more perfect encapsulation of the utterly broken-brained nature of the GQP.  The "most popular Republican in Congress"....did not get popular support.  He's Schroedinger's Fuckhead: both overwhelmingly popular yet unable to win votes at the same time.

[jimmyjazz 45538]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i mean, he's lost several public votes, why did they think a secret vote would go any better?

It's not that he lost the secret vote, it's that it was so much more of a beating.  194-25 ---> 112-86.