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the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

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jim got all dressed up for his big day...

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And in terms of his "Black son", the "son" obviously had a hard life, and nobody should be bugging him, but the whole situation with Johnson out there promoting him in the past as a "hey I have a Black son" thing, and the fact that...he didn't formally adopt him (and some go so far as to say "kidnapping"), and combine it with his finances, his weird church, his weird views, etc...well...this:

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This man is a huge threat ….

 

I enjoy the part about him opposing contraception, he and the GQP need to get out there and promote that ahead of elections next year, as well as the anti-IVF stuff.  That'll go over well with voters.

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/
 

His 17 year old son was his “accountability partner” wtf 

Was it his "Black son"?

Also, when I was 17, the only thing that related to myself, porn, and my dad, is that I would be blamed if his porn was found, and I would blame him if I was caught with any porn.  

So were we "accountability partners?

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Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

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12 hours ago, Lurch said:


Totally.

It’s funny that he could have remained in obscurity nationally for decades and yet an unplanned ascension (short lived most likely) to leader will end up ruining him

A little bird was flying south for the Winter.  It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

  1. Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
  2. Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
  3. If you're happy -- even if you’re in deep sh*t -- keep your mouth shut!
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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

It's a lock that he watches interracial cuck videos.  

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4 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Okay this guy has a lot of red flags. He likes jacking off with his son, he is super right wing, he is completely beholden to sky daddy etc etc. 

But for real, how the fuck does he not have a bank account and how hasn't this been answered yet? Unless you're homeless, I don't understand how this is possible 

I don’t know but he gives me The Omen III vibes.  Maybe the Anti Christ doesn’t need any money. 

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So the Speaker of the House, who is receiving highly sensitive defense intelligence briefings on his phone as we are tacitly engaged in two wars, has a third party monitoring app on said phone for porn.  And his underage son; with zero clearance, has access to said software and said phone. 

but the Speaker can’t be bothered to download the the Chase Bank app?

And we’re not living in a computer simulation?  

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On 11/5/2023 at 4:22 PM, Hawndoh said:

Didn't work out too well.

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

I can fap to that.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

On a serious note, if you think you have such a serious porn problem that you have to use a 3rd-party app and another person to monitor your porn intake to keep you "honest"......well, we're only scratching the surface of what's going on with poor impulse control.

Define serious. 
 

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t know what this gif is, but I can’t quit watching 

It's Hall & Oates during the "we can't find any coke 'cause Iggy Pop took it all" songwriting era.  

Doesn't explain the hair, though.

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