the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Bateshorn 9899]

[speed817 19112]

[speed817 19112]

[Celery Man 20886]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I will never not watch this when it is posted, despite how many times I've seen it. this should go down as a top 5 all-time internet moment, staged or not

goddamn this is fun.

Always reminds me of the in game funeral for a dead WOW player that got raided 

 

[DixonHur 11211]

Meanwhile on Fox they are talking about how bad windmills are

[GenXer 2777]

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell schedules an out of town medical appointment their first week on a new job?

 George Santos, MD, has surgeries to perform. 

[RDCanecutter 26266]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

My company has an office in his district (south Bucks County) and his signs are all about how "independent" he is and there's never a mention of his party, so I always figured he was a Republican who was ashamed to say so.  

Langhorne station, holla.

[Pancho 44475]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

48 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You need 218 if 430-ish are voting. If less vote, you need less of “a majority of the majority “ I don’t want to summon our resident math demon, so I won’t mention his name. 

But the Rules is where the basic operating procedure of  the House for the 218th Congress is established. Motions to recommit, membership of committees, subpoena rules, amendment rules, delays to read bills before floor action, blah, etc. 

The GOP Holdouts want something in writing so McCarthy can’t cut a deal with the Dems.  Because everyone knows McCarthy is a first class liar.

Seems like the nerds ~250 years ago could have written down some fucking rules and said that’s that. Lord knows we got enough antiquated bullshit permeating through the rest of the system that hasn’t changed in over two centuries. 

[Jameslaw121 4445]

30 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

trump finished 5th.

top 5 speaker of the house ballot, put it on a shrine.

Great - somehow Aggie is going to claim an NC out of this

[Brisketexan 104605]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Just here for the lulz and memes now.

 

Is your point that Keira Knightley should be Speaker?

Because I'm listening....we all should be....

[Gatorubet 30098]

Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

[Lurch 5921]

I love it when dip shit old white man is so clueless that he calls a respected television journalist “little lady” on her show.  Set that GOP brand even harder with millennials. 
 

Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

[Dbeasy 14967]

It’s been funny watching the republicans, but we should all start getting a little nervous. As the Democrat on CNN is pointing out, with the HFC now in the middle of every major decision, the country will default on its debt and a shit show will ensue. These HFC people are very dumb. 

[Gatorubet 30098]

Just now, Lurch said:

Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

Being a piece of shit is just their brand.  He’s too stupid to realize he’s not scoring points with Fox viewers.

[wildcat09 29241]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

They're looking forward to that, though. They got away with it and if McCarthy gives them everything they want the traitors effectively control the House of Representatives. They're going to scream to the heavens about how it vindicates them and proves that January 6th was a heroic stand for Democracy.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Trump lording over his domination of Lastville. 

 

[RDCanecutter 26266]

7 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Then he dropped the “Clinton News Network” moniker when she called him out. Super classy.

You member back when somebody first did that? Clinton News Network? huhuuu. I member.

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

 

 

[TexArcher 37508]

Chortle at all the Republicans voting to adjourn and all the Democrats voting not to...

[GenXer 2777]

Another big republican win! Batting 2 for 13. Pizza party time.

[Js1 85109]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Chortle at all the Republicans voting to adjourn and all the Democrats voting not to...

Voting to go home and stop working is all the GOP can agree on 

[Gatorubet 30098]

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

You member back when somebody first did that? Clinton News Network? huhuuu. I member.

Armybrat remembers the first time they threw out the Dusky Sally dig.

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

Oh the horrors.

 

 

 

[henrygandorf 29175]

if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

[henrygandorf 29175]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh the horrors.

 

 

 

so...the dems are openly plotting to govern.  is this what you're telling me?

[Francisco 2.0 32333]

So, here's another GQP rep that has to get out of town this weekend:

 

 

[Valmy77 13094]

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Moving this shit show to 6 January is like a chefs kiss. This collection of loathsome traitors will have to eat every reference to the January 6 insurrection that undoubtedly will mentioned.  I hope we have a moment of silence for the officers who died or committed suicide afterwards. 

My cousin is a capitol hill cop. He was there that day. One of his buddies was killed, one of the insurrectionaries had cardiac arresy right in front of him. He still struggles with PTSD.

[Anastasis 23395]

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

All reps to be addressed as representative senator. 
 

the gavel can only be banged as the final act of an intricate pop and lock move. 

[4th&Five 41460]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

[Valmy77 13094]

10 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so...the dems are openly plotting to govern.  is this what you're telling me?

The Dems will deal with reality while the Republicans play pretend in their fantasy world.

[Js1 85109]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They should just lock the full House into the chambers and pump aerosolized micro dosed LSD in until they can come to a resolution. 

And stream the whole thing on CSPAN, of course. 

[Anastasis 23395]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

The ego dissolution might do a good bit a them some substantial good. 

Seriously.  Put the proceeding on PPV and we might be able to get close to a balanced budget. 

 

[Bateshorn 9899]

 

I need to lay down after that.

[henrygandorf 29175]

 

[Anastasis 23395]

 

[Gatorubet 30098]

20 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

[Blotto 23434]

38 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if you were negotiating with mccarthy, what would you ask for?  wrong answers only.

i would make sure that any time someone says "speaker mccarthy" they have to use air quotes when they say speaker.  and when they write it they just use regular quotes.

Everytime boobert says something stupid on the floor, McCarthy has to take a lap around the washington mall on this badboy

[The Original Greaser Bob 2798]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell schedules an out of town medical appointment their first week on a new job?

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

[Gatorubet 30098]

10 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Everytime boobert says something stupid on the floor, McCarthy has to take a lap around the washington mall on this badboy

My God, we’ve invented perpetual motion!!

[henrygandorf 29175]

17 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

you just described the majority of the republican caucus.

[Gengs1 2583]

37 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

[Macanudo 12926]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So, here's another GQP rep that has to get out of town this weekend:

 

 

Houston Surly meet up in Conroe on Saturday?

[pantone159 712]

24 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Maybe a guy with a moderately serious medical issue.

Yeah, medical issues don't necessarily follow the schedule you want. And as a general principle, health is more important than any job.

[Bullneck 18987]

6 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Chick Hearn? 

No harm, no foul.

[Anastasis 23395]

10 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

It is ok if you don't pay attention. 

[Anastasis 23395]

Here is a piece from 2015 carried by CNN: https://www.cnn.com/2015/10/04/opinions/amash-house-gop-leadership-is-broken/index.html

 

[Bullneck 18987]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

jonah ryan for speaker. 

 

Is this the Chad Kruger guy who went to the LA city council and said how much he likes to party?

[Valmy77 13094]

20 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Gtfo with this bullshit.

he didn’t say shit while he was in FC and now he is playing the Republican rewriting history 

Amash has always been on about this. The only thing I have been disappointed in him about has been going soft on the insurrection and saying some weirdly partisan things for a guy who was always about the principles and freaking left the Republican party.