the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[A-Tex Devil 2500]

God I hope they can’t pass the rules.  

[hayden_horn 11402]

also jake tapper is fucking killing me

also also I'm high af for this shit

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

God I hope they can’t pass the rules.  

this would also be hilarious

[A-Tex Devil 2500]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

lol matt gaetz not voting yet. such a fucking grandstanding son of a bitch

This.  It’s so fucking transparent and stupid.  Fuck that guy. 

[NAVY 6969]

Why are they all up past their bed time? 

[A-Tex Devil 2500]

If Gaetz, Gosar, and Rosendale shiv McCarthy here (although I doubt they do), and the concessions are as bad as we believe, do moderates make a last ditch effort?  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Someone should physically de-pants Gaetz when his vote comes around. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

fuck. i was today years old when tom hanks turned into walter matthieu

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Asshole probably goes commando so we'd all see his micro dick if someone did de-pants him.

[Gengs1 2583]

 

6 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

If Gaetz, Gosar, and Rosendale shiv McCarthy here (although I doubt they do), and the concessions are as bad as we believe, do moderates make a last ditch effort?  

There are no moderates Rs, they are all far gone and replaced by loons  

[hayden_horn 11402]

rosendale goes gibbs hahahahaha now it's all on the shoulders of one matt gaetz

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

rosendale goes gibbs hahahahaha now it's all on the shoulders of one matt gaetz

Better than his forehead 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

Fucking shut the country down!

[C-Man 27779]

How many teenage girls will McCarthy have to pledge to Gaetz to get his vote?

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Fuck...Gaetz is going to vote McCarthy. That is why he is grandstanding. Not present.

[hayden_horn 11402]

goddammit i am glued to this shit on a friday night grouching on the internet maybe I'm walter fucking matthieu

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

[hayden_horn 11402]

gaetz under intense pressure now from mchenry. this is riveting. 

[C-Man 27779]

[burntorangebongos 10826]

They are offering Gaetz weekly hookers and blow parties and saying he can stream porn on his phone in the chamber. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

gaetz votes present lolololol

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Hahahah, fuck you McCarthy...Claw that leopard off your face, you miserable dumbfuck

[Gil Bang 26240]

lip readers?

[Anastasis 23720]

This is fucking great. 

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Get those knee pads out, Kevin.

[Gatorubet 30720]

Gaetz about to be on the dengue fever subcommittee of American Samoa.   Could not happen to a nicer guy.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Gaetz probably didn't even know present wouldn't get it done.  LOL

[A-Tex Devil 2500]

Hahahahahaha…..

[hayden_horn 11402]

mccarthy walks up to matt gaetz in a show to convince boebert and gaetz. lol. this is all so carefully orchestrated

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!

 

[Gil Bang 26240]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Get those knee pads out, Kevin.

his knees are plenty calloused from those trips to Palm Beach. 

[Anastasis 23720]

hahahahhahahhahahhah

[hayden_horn 11402]

mccarthy is furious. hahahahahaha holy shit that has to be a gut punch of all time

[speed817 19943]

[burntorangebongos 10826]

OH Fuck and he ordered Five Guys catering for tonight! haahahaha

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

This is fucking great. 

Democracy!!!

🤪🤪🤪

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

McCarthy just got cucked on live tv. Why would he give up that photo opp?

[Anastasis 23720]

fwiw, the prediction markets are moving in real time with this shit.  

[Gil Bang 26240]

who did Boebert just blow off? 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, Anastasis said:

fwiw, the prediction markets are moving in real time with this shit.  

goddamn whats that 10 cents up to now?

[TXSG8R 3362]

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

lip readers?

One thing I clearly saw Gaetz tell McCarthy was “I warned you.”

[YGIFS 19458]

Days from now, they're gonna claim this was all crafted for a reason.  And 35% of America will believe it.  

And that reason?  You guessed it.  

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

i think they knew exactly what they were doing

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

who did Boebert just blow?

Not sure 

Edited January 7, 2023 by Grade of D as in David
But she just fucked McCarthy

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

God damn after that unfunny shitstain gave that whole speech to kick this vote off... ahhhahahahahaha.  It's beautiful!

 

edit: I used to be thoroughly entertained by watching fist/slap fights on the floor of third world countries' chambers.  Who knew we would be SO close right here in 'Merica?

Edited January 7, 2023 by ChiTownDoc

[Gatorubet 30720]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

mccarthy is furious. hahahahahaha holy shit that has to be a gut punch of all time

“Young man I have not been spreading my cheeks all week……wait, I have.  But I’m not spreading them for you…..other than a couple minutes ago.”

[The Dog 44861]

 

[Anastasis 23720]

McCarthy needs a edible. 

[Celery Man 21098]

I don’t normally watch this shit, are they hanging out while someone gets socks and quarters?

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

The thing I like about McCarthy is his natural smile.