the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[F250 29201]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

OH Fuck and he ordered Five Guys catering for tonight! haahahaha

 

[hayden_horn 11402]

and some alabama hick had to be restrained from going after gaetz when mccarthy walked away lolol

[Burt 4137]

Matt Gaetz is fucking Kevin McCarthy like he's a teenage girl.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

So do we have a speaker?

Not unless McCarthy can talk Gaetz into changing his vote from “Present.”

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

Boebert's about to suck her cheeks in.

[Anastasis 23720]

So what, they need one or both to flip their present to a mickey k vote?

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

They are offering Gaetz weekly hookers and blow parties and saying he can stream porn on his phone in the chamber. 

how about a 16-year-364-day-old hot cheerleader every day?

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

who did Boebert just blow off? 

I was just thinking, I'd definitely let her blow me.  So sue me...

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, Anastasis said:

So what, they need one or both to flip their present to a mickey k vote?

as i understand it anyone switches from others to present or maybe present to mccarthy its over and he wins

[Anastasis 23720]

cspan showing man ass with crotch buried in gaetz and boobs face atm

[Irwin F Fletcher 3555]

This is truly the best season of CSPAN

[Anastasis 23720]

who is the brunette in the long coat talkign to McCarthy?

No up to 14 ATM. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Kevin, this is democracy, bro!  Keep your chin up!

[Ojo Rojo 2054]

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol Boebert and Gaetz are so fucking mouth-breather stupid that they fucked the whole thing up and had no clue that they did. Riveting television. 

cnn hasn't said this but that's what it looks like, they thought they could abstain and now they can't fold on national television

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

He's Kevin McCarthy.  That's the issue.  Nothing else.  But it's the one thing he can't change.  So...here we are. 

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

They’re arsonists. That’s it.

[Gatorubet 30720]

:hoarse voice:  “ It’s been 14 roll calls, and the list of house members teenage daughters is only 3/4 full……I can go as long as you can..”

[hayden_horn 11402]

Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

it has more to do with the freedom caucus than it does mccarthy but mccarthy is such a shitheel that it gives them a reason to fuck with him

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

I turned it from CSPAN to MSBNC because I need Kornaki to explain it to me like I’m 7 years old. 

[Wally Fairway 5675]

Holey Shit 

What an absolute clown show

 

[hayden_horn 11402]

one fucking vote

you fucked up. you trusted us. 

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

3 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

he's only a little insurrectionist

[Anastasis 23720]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. 

 

It's done. 

[Celery Man 21098]

I was on pbs like a noob and they didn’t even show the near fisticuffs

[shakahorn 1658]

Who's the one who didn't vote at all?

[Anastasis 23720]

0.20 NO now. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

WOOO!!!! BEST LOSS EVER!!!! *FAMILY FEUD CLAP!!!*

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

and some alabama hick had to be restrained from going after gaetz when mccarthy walked away lolol

 

[C-Man 27779]

So what, they need one or both to flip their present to a mickey k vote?

If any ‘Others’ changed to ‘Present’ or ‘Others’ changed to ‘Present’ votes, McCarthy would be Speaker now.

[Ojo Rojo 2054]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

They’re arsonists. That’s it.

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

[Hagbard Celine 11255]

holy shit they are going to try to kill the adjournment

[Anastasis 23720]

Are G and B fucking?

 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

"He does not want to be humiliated any more."  

Are you sure?  lulz

[Js1 87185]

ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY THE 14TH TIME

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh that’s funny

 

There should be a bunch of limp brown fries falling out of every box. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

I'm routing for a real fight now

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Just now, Ojo Rojo said:

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

Democracy. They want to burn the country down.

[shakahorn 1658]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

I'm routing for a real fight now

For sure Gaetz doesn't know how to fight.

[Pato del Muerto 53506]

So were boobert and Getz counting on present votes to do the trick, and they still get to say they didn’t vote for him?  
 

and now someone else has to flip?

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

pretty much. they are throwing a fit but mccarthy fucked up. he negotiated with terrorists. 

[Gil Bang 26240]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Are G and B fucking?

 

No doubt.  And MTG is bitter that she's left out.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

ITS STILL FUCKING FUNNY THE 14TH TIME

I'll be honest, I haven't seen all 14...but to me this was the funniest.  Because they were SO sure.  LMAO

[burntorangebongos 10826]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are G and B fucking?

 

Probably. They are both massive whores.

[Brisketexan 106900]

It’s all pathetic. It’s hysterical.

But none of that changes the fact that - and stick with me here - you live in a country where Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are among the most powerful people in the land.

I wish I could tell you this is rock bottom.
It’s not.
It gets worse.

[Goofyboy 3434]

MTG telling G&B to STOP IT… these people are morons.

[shakahorn 1658]

Hmm, one r voted nay to adjourn...

[Celery Man 21098]

Ok and it’s a fact that multiple celebratory fast food dinners have gone cold in McCarthy’s office, or at least where he is squatting?

[C-Man 27779]

So, what, they are trying to burn it down?  What is "it?"  The GOP establishment?  To what end?

McCarthy is going to be Speaker but Gaetz/Boebert and the rest of the Freedom Caucus have publicly castrated him.

[Anastasis 23720]

McCarthy is the biggest pussy on that floor.