the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[shakahorn 1627]

Just now, shakahorn said:

Hmm, one r voted nay to adjourn...

eh dumbass just clicked the wrong button and changed it to yea.

[Welshy 907]

Holy shit we're fucked. 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

I'm routing for a real fight now

i've got this

i have the solution

 

[Gatorubet 30113]

8 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I haven't delved into this.  What is the issue?  Is McCarthy too moderate for the whackos or what's the deal?

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Is that about right?

We're dealing with a lot of shit

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

McCarthy is going to be Speaker but Gaetz/Boebert and the rest of the Freedom Caucus have publicly castrated him.

perfect. alright. we'll call it a draw

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

McCarthy would have on that big dumb smile if he came home and found a basketball team banging his wife. 

[Anastasis 23394]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

I'm routing for a real fight now

McCarthy could have gained some modicum of respect in that room if he would have decked Gaetz. Gotta handle the other one a bit lighter. 

[The Dog 43807]

 

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

pretty much. they are throwing a fit but mccarthy fucked up. he negotiated with terrorists. 

this

the germans thought they had a deal in munich in '72

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, Welshy said:

Holy shit we're fucked. 

Username checks out?

[YGIFS 19449]

Y’all remember this next time Trump says we project weakness around the globe.  A man under investigation for sex trafficking and his half tard sidekick are holding our legislative branch hostage so they can have first crack at a private citizens laptop.   
 

if you don’t think the planet is laughing their ass off at us right now, you’re an uneducated moron.  You just don’t know it yet.  You know, ‘cause you’re stupid. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26284]

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Is that about right?

We're dealing with a lot of shit

Well, uh, candlesticks always make a nice gift

[hayden_horn 11360]

Just now, Anastasis said:

McCarthy could have gained some modicum of respect in that room if he would have decked Gaetz. Gotta handle the other one a bit lighter. 

no it was always gaetz and he should have. gaetz is a fucking smug prick who fucked him right in the ass after promising him the gavel

[C-Man 27057]

Hmm, one r voted nay to adjourn...

[Welshy 907]

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Is that about right?

We're dealing with a lot of shit

Why does he keep calling calling me meat?

[shakahorn 1627]

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Blaming it on a Clinton again...

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Founding fathers handled this level of disrespect with a duel. 
go on, patriots, exercise your 2A rights on each other like your heroes. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s all pathetic. It’s hysterical.

But none of that changes the fact that - and stick with me here - you live in a country where Matt Gaetz and Lauren Boebert are among the most powerful people in the land.

I wish I could tell you this is rock bottom.
It’s not.
It gets worse.

Brother Brisket,

We know this...but can we just enjoy this and laugh at these chucklefucks tonight? 

I'm gonna pour another bourbon.  

Edited January 7, 2023 by ChiTownDoc
poor me is pouring another one...

[hayden_horn 11360]

gaetz and boebert best not miss

[Goofyboy 3206]

Y’all remember this next time Trump says we project weakness around the globe.  A man under investigation for sex trafficking and his half tard sidekick are holding our legislative branch hostage so they can have first crack at a private citizens laptop.   
 
if you don’t think the planet is laughing their ass off at us right now, you’re an uneducated moron.  You just don’t know it yet.  You know, ‘cause you’re stupid. 

They aren’t laughing at us. They are fucking scared of the insanity. We have the largest military in the world and nukes and these are the assholes in charge of the House.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

McCarthy could have gained some modicum of respect in that room if he would have decked Gaetz. Gotta handle the other one a bit lighter. 

Dueling is still legal according to sections 22.01 and 22.06 in the Texas penal code. The law states that any two individuals who feel the need to fight can agree to mutual combat through a signed for or even just verbal or implied communication and have at it (fists only, however).

[Welshy 907]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

no it was always gaetz and he should have. gaetz is a fucking smug prick who fucked him right in the ass after promising him the gavel

Man, I don't know. Bobert going present at the front implies to me that all three agreed to vote "Present." No way they'd have left it to the last minute with fucking bonert and gonad fuck. Rosenboi fucked them all, I think

[hayden_horn 11360]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket,

We know this...but can we just enjoy this and laugh at these chucklefucks tonight? 

I'm gonna poor another bourbon.  

i ain't drinking but I'm on that sativa. let's do this. 

[Js1 85110]

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Founding fathers handled this level of disrespect with a duel. 
go on, patriots, exercise your 2A rights on each other like your heroes. 

The duel would go the same.  They'd have to walk back 80 times and shoot at eachother.  Missing over and over...and over.  I guess we can go full 'Merica and give them AK47's...that would do the trick. 

[Radical Larry 28529]

[C-Man 27057]

[Ghost of LL 15492]

I think this whole thing blows up with an adjournment. That gives everyone time to read the deal McCarthy cut, and the more you read it, the worse it looks.

[YGIFS 19449]

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

Dueling is still legal according to sections 22.01 and 22.06 in the Texas penal code. The law states that any two individuals who feel the need to fight can agree to mutual combat through a signed for or even just verbal or implied communication and have at it (fists only, however).

If they can settle this by fisting, I dunno about Kevin but Boebert is down to clown in poundtown

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

[shakahorn 1627]

The motion to adjourn is gonna fail.

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Welshy said:

Man, I don't know. Bobert going present at the front implies to me that all three agreed to vote "Present." No way they'd have left it to the last minute with fucking bonert and gonad fuck. Rosenboi fucked them all, I think

they all fucked them all. aint no republican got their shit together. reminds me of the whole repeal obamacare thing. it's all empty. but goddamn I'm having fun tonight as treacherous as this is. 

[Anastasis 23394]

LOL.  Now adjournment fails?

[Welshy 907]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket,

We know this...but can we just enjoy this and laugh at these chucklefucks tonight? 

I'm gonna poor another bourbon.  

I've been "Pouring myself another wine" for an hour or so.

Some Game of Thrones shit right here. 

 

[hayden_horn 11360]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I think this whole thing blows up with an adjournment. That gives everyone time to read the deal McCarthy cut, and the more you read it, the worse it looks.

to be fair now everyone has 72 hours to review the deal

[C-Man 27057]

A couple Republicans changed to yea at the very last sec — they eBay sniped the motion to adjourn.

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

They just struck some deal with Gaetz it seems. Not adjourning.

[Firemans4Horn 17834]

This is the stupidest of drama

[Anastasis 23394]

[SizzleChest 8275]

Now, they'e not adjourning.

[Js1 85110]

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

They just struck some deal with Gaetz it seems. Not adjourning.

Either McCarthy gave away the farm or Gaetz is going to troll him 

[Bojack 2073]

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?

We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Is that about right?

We're dealing with a lot of shit

You guys hear about Gaetz and Boebert? They voted present.

Oh yeah? Wait 'til I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

2 years ago the insurrectionists couldn't slept the joe

but tonight they've gone full aggy and slept themselves

now they're saying someone is flipping

[Anastasis 23394]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Gaetz is going to troll him 

Chin up Gaetz.  This is your moment to shine. 

[Ghost of LL 15492]

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

to be fair now everyone has 72 hours to review the deal

If they win the speaker vote tonight, they’re going to try to push through a rules package immediately.

[YGIFS 19449]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Some dude who has no Chance of winning told a dude with no vote in the matter he’d accept the position?  Well, I am, over fucking whelmed. 
 

Hey Flynn, I’ll be commissioner of baseball while you’re at it.  Traitorous cunt.  

[TXSG8R 3360]

14 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

They aren’t laughing at us. They are fucking scared of the insanity. We have the largest military in the world and nukes and these are the assholes in charge of the House.

CIC is in charge of the pointy end of the stick thankfully. That’s why the previous 4 years was scary. 

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Either McCarthy gave away the farm or Gaetz is going to troll him 

oh god I'm not sure i can handle another vote especially if mccarthy loses again after all this