the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[Burt 4062]

Dems should start changing their votes to adjorn to yea now.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Burt

[Haphap 741]

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

Crenshaw and Gaetz sharing a chuckle

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

[Pancho 44484]

 

[Gatorubet 30112]

2 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Oh yeah? Wait 'til I tell him she's gone down on half the Carolina League.

MTG:  “ God says sex is a matter between one woman and one gym, instructor…..and another dude from the gym.”

[Dbeasy 14969]

I’m not 100% sure, but I think it was Rosendale that didn’t vote right. He was supposed to vote present, allowing Gaetz to vote present. 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

If they flipped someone, they need that one guy vote McCarthy not present. I think they either need 2 more presents or 1 McCarthy for him to win. 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Crenshaw and Gaetz sharing a chuckle

Fuck Crenshaw with a rusty opthalmic needle

[Aqua Buddha 14521]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

If they win the speaker vote tonight, they’re going to try to push through a rules package immediately.

But they rush through bills without reading them!!!!!

[hayden_horn 11360]

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

McCarthy needs a Birthday Boy hat.

[Js1 85110]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

Can’t wait to hear what committee he gets to chair….

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

[hayden_horn 11360]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m not 100% sure, but I think it was Rosendale that didn’t vote right. He was supposed to vote present, allowing Gaetz to vote present. 

i think you're right. gaetz said he was a forever no and positioned himself as last so he could vote present and rosendale fucked everything up. maybe. 

[Dbeasy 14969]

By the way, I’ve been watching Rosendale this week and he’s had a shit eating grin all week as he voted against McCarthy. 

[C-Man 27056]

C’mon Gaetz, you can do it again?

[DDD Dad 14251]

Just now, hayden_horn said:

i think you're right. gaetz said he was a forever no and positioned himself as last so he could vote present and rosendale fucked everything up. maybe. 

Congressing is HARD!

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Tuberville has to be watching all this and thinking he needs to run for House next time.  And Herschel Walker has to be thinking potato.  

[Anastasis 23394]

Sit down.  No need to speak. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Can’t wait to hear what committee he gets to chair….

the Young Poontang committee

[TXSG8R 3360]

So how poorly did McCarthy miscalculate to make that move to directly confront Gaetz and Boebert on the floor? If you make that move and it doesn’t work, what card is left to play?  

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

[HenryJames 65890]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

[Anastasis 23394]

wrap it up nose. 

[Firemans4Horn 17833]

Stefanik looking like Ms. Trunchbull tonight

 

[Captainant 27464]

21 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

I'm pretty sure that Santos is Sir Nose in this metaphor

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

Just now, Anastasis said:

wrap it up nose. 

no shit....

[Gil Bang 25898]

CNN says Dotard called Biggs and Gaetz and told them to get in line.

[Js1 85110]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

CNN says Dotard called Biggs and Gaetz and told them to get in line.

Cucks 

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[The Dog 43806]

10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Kinzinger fucking rules.

[Biff Tannen 45496]

Just now, HenryJames said:

 

Please let that be real

[gmr548 16514]

evidently gaetz got what he wanted and has agreed to vote yea on mccarthy

Several preteen concubines?

[C-Man 27056]

Kaitlynn Collins just reported Trump called Gaetz after that last vote and told him to wrap it up tonight

[The Dog 43806]

 

[SizzleChest 8275]

These motherfuckers are going to get pummeled in 2024.

But, they're also going to fuck up some shit in the next two years.

[Gil Bang 25898]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Please let that be real

a little off topic, but Porter is going after the Feinstein seat, not giving a shit if Dianne runs or not. 

[The Dog 43806]

Just now, SizzleChest said:

These motherfuckers are going to get pummeled in 2024.

But, they're also going to fuck up some shit in the next two years.

nah they're too busy fucking each other to screw any of us.

[Gatorubet 30112]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

CNN says Dotard called Biggs and Gaetz and told them to get in line.

Now Kevin will have to listen to Trump endlessly tell him that he owes his speakership to him.  Which I’m fine with.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

So Gaetz or Rosendale have to vote present to compliment Biggs' present vote.

[Gil Bang 25898]

Just now, Gatorubet said:

Now Kevin will have to listen to Trump endlessly tell him that he owes his speakership to him.  Which I’m fine with.

"Kevin called me, begging for my help.  He begged like a dog".

[hayden_horn 11360]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

"Kevin called me, begging for my help.  He begged like a dog".

this fucking dude went down to maralago after the insurrection to get back in trump's favor.  he reaped the fucking wind. 

[C-Man 27056]

The Biggs vote should be enough. SHOULD.

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

[Gatorubet 30112]

19 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Crenshaw and Gaetz sharing a chuckle

Crenshaw said I’ve got my eye on you.

[henrygandorf 29177]

On 1/5/2023 at 9:52 AM, henrygandorf said:

gaetz is a schmuck of the highest order but there are not many congressmen in the room with more power right now.

told y’all. 

[Burt 4062]

16 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

By the way, I’ve been watching Rosendale this week and he’s had a shit eating grin all week as he voted against McCarthy. 

That's because he IS a shiteater. Unfortunately, he's my shiteater.

[Pancho 44484]

Yup they’ll be able to govern