the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[shakahorn 1645]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering that Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan, I’m guessing they try to fuck this pig st least one more time. But let’s see how the Clint ends. It’s at 15 now, I bet they think they can get 12 to flip. 

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

[Js1 85563]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Considering that Scalise and McCarthy voted for Jordan, I’m guessing they try to fuck this pig st least one more time. But let’s see how the Clint ends. It’s at 15 now, I bet they think they can get 12 to flip. 

STOP THE CLINT!!! 

[SydneyCarton 48165]

211 Jefferies

199 Jordan

5 Mcarthy

7 scalise

4 other

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

I count 7 not voting at the moment.  6 GQP, 1 Dem.  

[SydneyCarton 48165]

1 minute ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

It was supposed to be fucking “vote”

[Michael Knight 12994]

Guys we're supposed to be making fun of the GOP not ourselves 

[SydneyCarton 48165]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I count 7 not voting at the moment.  6 GQP, 1 Dem.  

Buck just voted Emmer 

[TexPx 2324]

Damn, I wish my name was Don Bacon. 

I would name my first child Macon.

[bernorange 8363]

Arm twisting to commence in 3... 2....

[SydneyCarton 48165]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Buck just voted Emmer 

Someeone else just voted Cole. And a McCarthy. 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Guys we're supposed to be making fun of the GOP not ourselves 

He's making it too easy and fun.

I have plenty of laughs for that collection of shitheads in Congress.

[Bozo_Casanova 26533]

this is a very bad number for Jordan. His people thought they were around 10 or fewer no votes. 

[C-Man 27258]

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

The auto correct is killing you!  Lemme guess, it corrected count to ...something else... and you tried to correct it back and it ended up Clint.

[SydneyCarton 48165]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Buck just voted Emmer 

Someeone else just voted Cole. And a McCarthy. and now Massie. 19 No on Jordan. 

[Michael Knight 12994]

20 others, not even close

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

So 1 did not vote.  20 against Gym.  212 for HJ.

[Burt 4092]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Santos sitting next to Boebert.

There was probably a line for that seat.

[SydneyCarton 48165]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

20 others, not even close

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So 1 did not vote.  20 against Gym.  212 for HJ.

MSNBC stuck on 19, not 20. 

Edited October 17, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[woohorn 1131]

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Bwahaha!

 

[shakahorn 1645]

All these cowards didn't vote 'no' first time around now voting no.  Well, except Cardenas who was probably out smoking dope with a trans BLM activist the first time around.

['stache 21860]

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Just now, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

That's been a few Scaramuccis ago. 

[SydneyCarton 48165]

Just now, 'stache said:

You’ve been waiting all weekend to post this, haven’t you?

[shakahorn 1645]

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

[MrBig 5438]

Jordan negotiating like 

[C-Man 27258]

1 minute ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Not this bad. Not even close.

[Beau Vine 54413]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

211 Jefferies

199 Jordan

5 Mcarthy

7 scalise

4 other

If I were a Dem Rep named Zimmer, I would have voted for Trump, just so he'd finish last and rage tweet about it.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13523]

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

I was watching Fox because their feed was 1-2 seconds ahead of of MSNBC and CNN.  But for some odd reason, they stopped covering it.

Did Fox switch over to a discussion about Benghazi? Or Hunter Biden?

[Captain Ron 12914]

3 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not this bad. Not even close.

212 to 203

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_2023_Speaker_of_the_United_States_House_of_Representatives_election#Day_one_(January_3)

[Beau Vine 54413]

12 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said:

The life of an academic...

Retiring in 299 days!

[kevwun 15873]

7 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

this is a very bad number for Jordan. His people thought they were around 10 or fewer no votes. 

It's not like counting votes is an important skill for Speakers.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13523]

Makes no sense that McCarthy only had 5 votes to kick him out but they’re going with Jordan with 20 votes against.

[Fudge Nuggets 19220]

32 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My guess is that they will go for two,

These idiots will totally go for the back corner fade route that never works.

[The Dog 44138]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13523]

Just now, The Dog said:

 

If so, let’s go right to Round 2.

[SydneyCarton 48165]

I’ll assume all the Scalise and McCarthy votes go back to Gym, which leaves 7. That’s a lot of pressure on those last 7. Especially the, what, 3 for Zeldin? Seems like this can get done if that dude from Florida returns. 
 

assuming it goes that way, as opposed to him losing more votes.

[ultimaton 2982]

10 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Anyone remember how bad McCarthy's first vote was?

Jeffires: 212

McCarthy: 203

Jordan: 6

Other: 13

[Guest]

welp, not going to try again today.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52586]

13 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

212 for HJ

Boebert joke here

[Aqua Buddha 14608]

14 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Arm twisting to commence in 3... 2....

If anyone knows how to twist body parts, it's Gym Jordan.

[Michael Knight 12994]

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Makes no sense that McCarthy only had 5 votes to kick him out but they’re going with Jordan with 20 votes against.

from the outside and explaining and what not

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

Edited October 17, 2023 by cactusflinthead

[The Dog 44138]

 

[6th Street 6497]

Is that enough votes there to flip the house next year?

[kevwun 15873]

I am sure there are quite a few yes votes who only voted that way because they knew Jordan wasn't going to win.  That would be something jackasses like McCaul would do for certain.

Edited October 17, 2023 by kevwun

[Gatorubet 30301]

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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[cactusflinthead 27601]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Is that enough votes there to flip the house next year?

Oh yeah