the 2023 speaker of the house voting thread of implosion

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

[Js1 85,056]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

I remain optimistic Jim Jordan will not be elected Speaker. 

[bolverk 29,359]

For those wondering which Republican "problem solvers" voted against Gymbo.

There were three:

1. Don Bacon [NE-02]
2. Andrew Garbarino [NY-02]
3. Tony Gonzales [TX-23]

[The Dog 43,771]

*at the end of her term

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,825]

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

*at the end of her term

how brave 🙄

[horn4life 3,753]

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

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Just now, horn4life said:

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

They do a better job at building coalitions and electing the class President than the Republicans.  

[conVINCEd 21,468]

4 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I would say, what we all know.  This is a Republican party made up of 10 year olds!

 

Except that would be an insult to 10 year olds...

My niece is 8 and she would do a better job of running this country.  Because she would ask her mom for advice, and her mom would steer her in the right direction.

[Chuckie Finster 22,583]

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

 

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14,488]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,513]

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

[DigglerontheHoof 21,022]

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

[Francisco 2.0 32,290]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Tweeted with furrowed brows.   Complained on their appearances on Fox, Newsmax, Bannon's show from a cave, etc.

 

[Js1 85,056]

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Investigate Hunter Biden. He’s so scared, there’s no inflation in his pants 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Does the consumer strike of boycotting Bud Light count as “fighting inflation”? 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,781]

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

Edited October 18, 2023 by Doc Sam Beckett
Cholas 4 life

[TexasHooch 5,117]

5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

GOP doing their best Bosch impression.

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22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

pray.

[The Dog 43,771]

21 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

 

13 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

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pray.

You forgot thoughts. They did many thoughts and prayers.

[The Dog 43,771]

 

[The Dog 43,771]

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It's perfect, basically a renaissance painting
 

This is incredible btw. 

[The Dog 43,771]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,391]

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

 

[The Dog 43,771]

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

 

Temporary band-aid to keep government open and to get aid to Israel and Ukraine. 

[Welshy 907]

Lim Jordan molested kids at Ohio state. Is that correct? If so, Jim Jordan molesting kids at Ohio state is almost as bad as Craig James killing 5 Hookers. JMKAOS?

I hope Jordan Molesting Students At Ohio State doesn't become the same as Craig James Killed 5 Hookers. That would be bad for Jim Jordan, because he molested kids. JMKAOS. 

[aggie08 21,380]

Put me in the Three Year Letterman sucks camp.

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57 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

 

49 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm getting close to negging three year letterman posts. Calls someone a branch of government they are not, then says whatever they are doing is illegal based upon _____, rinse and repeat 

He's no Gary Peterson 

 

6 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Put me in the Three Year Letterman sucks camp.

I know three dudes who financed their waterbed.

[Guest]

36 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

That's just hilarious.

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

He's an attorney in real life, are you surprised?

37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I’m posting nothing but 3YearLetterman posts until there’s a Speaker or when y’all get the bug out of your asses. Lighten the fuck up it’s a bit.

hes got Nick Adams to break character more than once btw.

And Hugh Freeze, they had some hilarious DMs.

[Radical Larry 28,523]

The Hugh Freeze shit was pretty funny.

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3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

The Hugh Freeze shit was pretty funny.

At times, it was almost like Freeze was looking for friends outside of the program.

[WhatTheBuck 28,700]

47 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Lim Jordan molested kids at Ohio state. Is that correct?

No one has accused him of that. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,104]

I think his point was that the same people who are accusing him of that are the ones that accused Craig James of killing 5 hookers while at SMU.  Or at least maybe it should be.

[StassneyHorn 6,534]

If we neg 3 year Letterman, I am an open war against all Filipkowski, Aaron Rupar, and whoever the other twink with a mustache is

[hookemATL 11,596]

Discussing negs is a neggable offense. Negs all around!!!!

[Rimbo 25,752]

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

[Rimbo 25,752]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Put me in the Three Year Letterman sucks camp.

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see why the Dems would agree to this unless dems are willing to accept McHenry and this would avoid them having to vote for him. I’m assuming it would be McHenry but perhaps I’m wrong.

Why not? I think they named a Fort after the guy. 

[Slacks 6,791]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly have the Republicans done to fight inflation?

Not vote for increases in minimum wages and universal Healthcare. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,091]

You fuckers are forgetting what’s funny.  Back away from c-span and grab a beer.  3 year letterman and Gary Peterson etc are still damn funny.  It doesn’t get old to laugh at idiots buying a bag of bullshit…hook, line, and sinker.  

[Zepol87 9,163]

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I really don't find Three Year Letterman funny.  All he does is "pretend" to be one of them.  It's not satire, it's a way-too-accurate imitation that only parrots what maga says. 

He’s a surly I’m a fiscal conservative guy. 

[Js1 85,056]

I’m waiting for this to come full circle and some GOPer slips that it’s the “Democrats’ fault” for this mess bc the Dems fucked off in NY and lost the majority and forced the GOP into this shit sandwich. They never wanted the majority, they never wanted to lead, they never wanted to govern or do their job 

Edited October 18, 2023 by Js1

[Js1 85,056]

 

[SimonBolivar 10,898]

"Permanent speaker pro tem"....the dumbest timeline.

[Slacks 6,791]

I can be nominated, right? 

I get about 5011 texts a day from Conservative politicians across the country asking me for money. Clearly I can represent us all. 

Nominate me. They (whomever they are) can't say no, or it's racist. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,537]

That's an impediment to a party who  presented Scalise as an option. 

[tx ind 6,996]

Is Newt not available?