2023 Drunk Thread

[tfoolry 8254]

St. Patty’s Day on Friday.  @Hate is slipping.  

[Hate 20157]

Don’t you fret, Bobbo Fett…I’m here and getting drunk!!

I even bought a breathalyzer for fun. I just registered .19. I’ll post updates.

[Buzzrock 15026]

Took the month of March off. See you drunks in a couple weeks.

[Hate 20157]

So here is the pre-game BAC. We’ll see how this goes.

[Hate 20157]

Here’s halftime. It may go higher based on this start.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hate, I hope you didn’t die of alcohol poisoning.

[Hate 20157]

It actually went down a little. I took a break for a while to eat after the game. It’s back on now though.

[tfoolry 8254]

[Hate 20157]

On the rebound.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Impressed by your dedication, but more curious as to why you have a breathalyzer.

[Hate 20157]

Just for fun. I’ve always been curious as to what it would take to be past the legal level. Here is 50 minutes later.

[Hate 20157]

Making progress.

[Radical Larry 28673]

Just checking in on you gentlemen on this fine evening.

[Hate 20157]

I can't be the only one up celebrating a big win! 

[Radical Larry 28673]

Hell no you’re not.

[Hate 20157]

Where the hell you at @DalTxHornFan??  Whatcha drinking?

 

[Hate 20157]

I'm drinking Basil Hayden bourbon and taking great big hits of kind bud!

[Radical Larry 28673]

Blue Owl Van Dayum and an edible here

[tfoolry 8254]

Chairs

[Hate 20157]

[Hate 20157]

Where did everyone go??

[Hate 20157]

So I don't think I am going to get drunk tonight. 

[Incredulity 11693]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

So I don't think I am going to get drunk tonight. 

[Incredulity 11693]

From the lanai at a condo in Kona

drinking a Maui Big Swell

80 degrees with a pleasant breeze.  Lifes good

[Hate 20157]

April Fool's. I'm already drunk.  I just blew a .19 on my breathalyzer!

[Incredulity 11693]

3 minutes ago, Hate said:

just blew a .19 on my breathalyzer!

Rookie numbers…

Your gonna have to pump that up in this racket.

[Hate 20157]

4 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Rookie numbers…

Your gonna have to pump that up in this racket.

Does it make a difference if I've also been taking many hits out of my dugout?

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hate, I think you need to befriend this dude. Watch his reels.

https://instagram.com/jason_norton77?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Hate 20157]

Where in the wild wild world of sports is everyone??

[Hate 20157]

How is this thread still only 2 pages??? In April??  Where are all of the Shaggy drunks?

 

[Hate 20157]

Where are all the drunks waiting on the rain? 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

[Hate 20157]

We can't be the only ones up getting drunk on a Friday night. Have you heard anything from your friend on the East Coast lately?

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

We can't be the only ones up getting drunk on a Friday night. Have you heard anything from your friend on the East Coast lately?
 

I talked to her the other day, but it was about family health issues, so naturally I wasn’t asking for pics. But she is still fucking her boss and not so much her husband.

[msucolt45 4143]

Long time watcher, but first time poster. I like drinking 2-3 beers in the guest bathroom, which I refer to as “the office”. Some of my best decisions are made. Sometimes I stay and think and sometimes it just stinks.

Hook’em!!!

[Hate 20157]

Shut up liver, you're fine! Here's to getting a 3 day weekend started off right!

[Longhornstampede 3193]

On 4/9/2023 at 11:36 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

Hate, I think you need to befriend this dude. Watch his reels.

https://instagram.com/jason_norton77?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

He may have caught the death...

[Hate 20157]

[smoothlonghorn 85]

Despite the lack of posts, have been around for a while and much respect Hate. If I could find the effort to photoshop a Jello shot into Leo's hand, well, that would be for you....

Edit: Can you not "preview" posts anymore? And why is the picture so big?....

Edited June 10, 2023 by smoothlonghorn

[tfoolry 8254]

[Hate 20157]

I’ve refrained from drinking all week long, but it’s been a Basil Hayden type of week.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I always see this video pop up on Instagram of a lady showing how to make some drink (can’t recall the name) but she says it requires 1 oz of bourbon and she proceeds to pour nearly a pint of bourbon. The video cuts to a guy stumbling out of a mobile home. When I see this video, I always think of Hate and this thread.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hahaha, found it.  This is Hate every weekend in my mind...

 

[tfoolry 8254]

15 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I always see this video pop up on Instagram of a lady showing how to make some drink (can’t recall the name) but she says it requires 1 oz of bourbon and she proceeds to pour nearly a pint of bourbon. The video cuts to a guy stumbling out of a mobile home. When I see this video, I always think of Hate and this thread.

I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

[ztejas 43746]

1 minute ago, tfoolry said:

I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

On brand for him.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

On brand for him.

Shut up incel.

I lost interest after “of a lady showing.” 
Then there was no link to any video.  What terrible post.  

You must have passed out before I posted the video less than 5 minutes later.

[tfoolry 8254]

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

[ztejas 43746]

2 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

I think he's an Astros fan you may need to dumb down your method of communication to reach him. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

5 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I wanna know what Pat Suarazy is smokin to be so lazy to find the vid.  

Ahhh. Your'e a MAGAt...noted.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think he's an Astros fan you may need to dumb down your method of communication to reach him. 

Baseball is for pussies and incels.

[ztejas 43746]

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Ahhh. Your'e a MAGAt...noted.

Baseball is for pussies and incels.

Dude you're a sick poster. How does it make you feel that I have over twice the rep you do despite you posting all the time in the CR echo chamber. I bet it makes you mad.